For reference, I am a 23 year old woman, 5'5, and I'm not mentioning my weight. Anyways, I stay at my grandmother's every week from Tuesday to Thursday and wake up every morning to take a piss (like I always have). So my piss isn't loud at home but my grandmother's guest en-suite is nicer than my single working toilet back home (I live in the city) and the toilet here is newer, so my piss hits the bowl with a loud pattering noise every time I'm down here.
Long time reader, first time posting.