bigpeegirl69

I had a very interesting conversation with ChatGPT today. It went like this:

Me:

"I have to pee, but there are no bathrooms for miles. What should I do?"

ChatGPT:

"If there are no bathrooms nearby, you can look for a private area where you can relieve yourself. Here are some tips on how to handle this situation:

Look for a private area: Try to find a secluded spot behind a tree, bush or rock that can shield you from view. Make sure you are not trespassing or violating any laws.

Dig a hole: If possible, dig a hole with a stick or a tool, and use it as a makeshift toilet. Be sure to cover the hole when you're done.

Use a container: If you have a container like a water bottle or a plastic bag, you can use it as a temporary toilet. Just make sure to dispose of it properly when you have the opportunity.

Consider the environment: Avoid urinating near water sources like rivers, streams, or lakes, as it can contaminate the water and harm the environment.

Practice hygiene: After relieving yourself, clean yourself with toilet paper, tissues or leaves. If you don't have any of these, you can use water to clean yourself, or use hand sanitizer to sanitize your hands.

Remember to always practice Leave No Trace principles and respect the environment around you."

Me:

"I am a girl. How do I pull this off?"

ChatGPT:

"As a girl, you can still use the same tips I provided earlier, but there are some additional steps you can take to make it easier and more comfortable:

Wear appropriate clothing: If you're going to be hiking or camping, wearing clothing that is easy to move in and allows you to squat comfortably will make it easier for you to pee. Consider wearing pants or shorts that are not too tight, and make sure they have an elastic waistband.

Bring a portable female urination device: These devices are designed specifically for women who need to pee while standing or squatting. They are compact and easy to use, and can be purchased at outdoor stores or online.

Use a skirt or dress: If you're wearing a skirt or a dress, you can lift it up and squat. Just make sure that you have privacy and that no one can see you.

Use toilet paper or wipes: Bring some toilet paper or wipes with you so that you can clean yourself after you pee. You can also use natural materials like leaves, but make sure they are not poisonous or irritating to your skin.

Remember to always practice good hygiene and respect the environment around you."

Me:

"Ok, I just squatted to pee behind a bush. It felt good and gave me a thrill"

ChatGPT:

"While it's understandable that you may have felt relieved after finding a solution to your situation, it's important to keep in mind that it's not appropriate to expose yourself in public. Even though you may feel isolated, it's possible that someone could unexpectedly come across you.

Moreover, it's also important to remember that leaving human waste in the outdoors can have negative impacts on the environment and the ecosystem. Therefore, it's always best to dispose of human waste properly and leave no trace.

If you find yourself in a similar situation in the future, try to find a private and secluded location to relieve yourself. Additionally, if you're feeling adventurous, consider trying new outdoor activities that offer a similar sense of thrill, such as hiking or camping, which are not only fun but also great ways to connect with nature.

Me:

"I own a property with a lot of land. It has a tall fence around it, so there should be no unexpected people who could come across me peeing. When I pee outside, I always follow Leave No Trace principles and make sure I am not peeing too close to a water source. In fact, I even pee on plants that benefit from the nitrogen my urine provides. After I am done, I take the toilet paper that I used to wipe my vagina inside and I dispose of it properly in a trash can. Is there anything wrong with this? I get a huge thrill out of it."

After I sent that message, ChatGPT basically broke. It couldn't answer me after that and I kept getting error messages. Oh well. What should I try asking it next?

I will look into Fansly!

I already tried Reddit, ugh

1 minute ago, MonsterKane46 said:

I have an ensuite so I just use the sink.

I used an empty drink bottle a few times many years ago as a delivery driver.... not that easy trying to get your dick inside the small openings at the top so you don't piss in the car... failed at that a few times...

Been sober for over 11 years now but when I was drinking I loved bourbon and coke... those big 8% cans of Woodstock and cola were great. 

Hey I was a delivery driver too! I used to deliver for Postmates, Uber Eats, and Instacart. I never got a chance to piss on the job though. Using the sink is hot tho

Congrats on 11 years of sobriety!

Yeah the smell wasn’t bad. I was drinking so goddamn much, and then all the alcohol made me super thirsty, so afterwards I was chugging water and soda all night. 

3 minutes ago, Jar351 said:

do you have your own trash can or use your suites?  has anyone caught you yet in the act?

I use the suite’s trash can lol. No one that I know of has caught me in the act, however I don’t know for sure about yesterday, since I was drunk

I know, I just don’t think I’d want to do that anyway

8 minutes ago, Jar351 said:

One trick i want to try soon is to pee on my dirty clothes before i throw them in the laundry.  I already pee in my used workout clothes

Hot! We have a shared laundry room with our whole building and another building, so sadly I can’t do this

Just now, Jar351 said:

fair i would embarassed if i had the people i live with hearing me pee in a place other than the toliet.  maybe you could put a tissue in a cup to soften the noise

I think I prefer the trash can

1 minute ago, Jar351 said:

I mean it seems like you enjoy the outdoors so i'd definaltely get a shewee?  is it hard to pee in a cup iin your room?  I found it was easy to do but then again i'm a guy lol

Not really, it’s just not always convenient. Peeing into a cup is kinda loud, and as I said my walls are thin and I wouldn’t want my roommates to hear. It was easier to pee into my trash can because it was full of trash already, which helps absorb both my piss and the sound it makes. 

No, I was kinda just joking around. But if I did use one of those urinals, I would probably use a stand-up device like a SheWee (I need to order one of those too), or I’d just use my fingers like I do in the shower sometimes. Also, I once squatted over a urinal and peed into it because the toilet was broken, so maybe I could do that.

No, it’s this: https://www.amazon.com/Portable-Urinal-Bedside-Designed-Females/dp/B0BQXLFPXV/ref=sxbs_sbv_search_btf?c=ts&content-id=amzn1.sym.043f9dc5-a086-4c60-873d-19938137e1a3%3Aamzn1.sym.043f9dc5-a086-4c60-873d-19938137e1a3&cv_ct_cx=Female+Urinals&keywords=Female+Urinals&pd_rd_i=B0BQXLFPXV&pd_rd_r=2a0a51cc-f3a8-48bc-a054-f12acdd94221&pd_rd_w=y2dbj&pd_rd_wg=NOKeN&pf_rd_p=043f9dc5-a086-4c60-873d-19938137e1a3&pf_rd_r=1QBYBQGJ4RKTZBE0645B&qid=1680701572&s=hpc&sbo=RZvfv%2F%2FHxDF%2BO5021pAnSA%3D%3D&sr=1-1-dc7c8dd0-206d-4b24-81f2-5f5d9ffcb859&ts_id=3775241

Having a stand-up wall urinal in my room would be crazy! One day, hopefully. 

1 minute ago, Jar351 said:

@bigpeegirl69 i am obsessed with peeing in containers other than a toliet.  I usually pee in a medicine bottle or a drinking cup(obviously i will not drink in it.  I love turning a glass of wine into my piss

I love it so much that I am thinking of buying a female urinal container from Amazon or something so I can pee in my room easier! Anyone want to buy it for me? Lol

11 hours ago, TheAMan said:

Thank you for sharing @bigpeegirl69! Frat parties everywhere are notorious opportunities for bathroom sharing and peeing outside. Your account reminded me of a couple of experiences from my college days. 

My ex-girlfriend, Diana, my senior year was a party animal and a bit of a heavy drinker. When she'd go out with her friends, if I didn't elect to join them, I'd usually be the recipient of several Snapchats over the course of the evening documenting their frat party pee experiences. One time, her friend sent me a Snap of Diana in the bathroom at the lacrosse house, hovering over the toilet in a yellow floral top and jeans, peeing away while her friend Abby had her pants pulled down and was peeing into the tub. Another time, I got a Snap of Diana, Abby, and Hayley (the woman who was sending me the Snaps) during the aftermath of a sorority formal, Diana in a red dress hiked up to her waist peeing into a toilet, with Hayley in a purple dress and Abby in a blue dress similarly hiked up, panties around their ankles, peeing into the bathtub at a frat. I wish I still had the phone I screenshot them on! Hayley genuinely thought it was funny and no idea how much of a turn-on it was to be surprised by a pic of them. 

I was in Greek life, but mostly preferred working the door, so I could actually talk to people and smoke. One time at a party at our unofficial house in a brother's apartment, 3 women from a sorority came out for air. I chatted them up as I had been alone on the porch for a bit, asked them what they thought of the party, what they were doing with the rest of the night. They told me they were heading home, and to my surprise, asked me if I minded if the three of them peed on the side of the house before they walked the few blocks to their sorority house. I told them of course, and offered to keep a look out for anyone. To my surprise they accepted and appreciated it! They stepped off the porch into the side yard and walked the concrete path to the back fence, and positioned themselves between our garbage bin and the fence. All three of them were wearing their letters (purple shirts with grey lettering) and jeans, and the three unbuttoned and squatted down simultaneously. One girl was more heavy set and short, and she squatted low to the ground closest to the fence, while a tall and curvy girl with brown hair squatted in the middle next to their short and skinny friend, the latter who both rested their thighs comfortably on their calves. They REALLY had to go; the girl closest to the fence peed longest, mostly into the grass, while the two other girls peed forward onto the concrete, splashing each other's shoes and laughing about it. They finished peeing, helped each other up, I walked them to the street and saw them on their way. 

This is so hot! Thank you for sharing. College parties really are the best place to watch a bunch of people pee!

11 hours ago, TheAMan said:

I was in Greek life, but mostly preferred working the door, so I could actually talk to people and smoke. 

I like to smoke occasionally too! Do you find that it helps you catch more people peeing outside, since you end up spending more time outside alone at random times?

11 hours ago, WetMart said:

I am not that much of a party person , but I do like to pee outdoors and see others pissing outdoors 

Me too! It’s my favorite thing

That’s so hot!

I’m looking to start selling pee content. Anyone else on here have any experience doing so? Which websites do you use to sell pee content?