Aiko

I know you guys might even be interested in some stories that I experienced with my 45-year-old mum. One absurd and crazy story only happened last weekend. My mum came to visit and we went out drinking with my two male flatmates to some of the bars (long story about how and why...). As my mum is rather young and fit almost all my friends think she is a real MILF and they always make jokes about who is going to get her into bed, especially since my mum is divorced and single. So, without saying, my mum was the center of attraction for the evening and my flatmates' plan was to make her a little drunk (like we had done with other parents before). I can imagine that my mum was a partygirl in her university days and she obviously enjoyed the attention from some college students in their twenties although she would never let them get her into bed, of course. 

First, my mum invited us to a nice Italian place and then we went to some bars, where to other friends joined. So it was five guys and my mum. I don't think that my mum has a weak bladder, but like most other women and girls she usually has to go to the toilet rather frequently. So we first stayed at one bar for a long time and now wanted to head to another bar (could get drinks from the bar, but had to drink outside due to Covid regulations). My mum must have "forgotten" to go to the toilet as she was busy drinking some beer mix talking to one of my friends. She wanted to go to the toilet just as we moved on, but then obviously decided to hold it. The next bar was about 15 minutes away and when we arrived, it was totally crowded with a long line outside, so we decided to get some more drinks from a kiosk and just sit at some tables outside. After a while I noticed that my mum could not sit still anymore. She was constantly bouncing her feet under the table and crossing and recrossing her legs, but she did not say anything, maybe out of shyness or I don't know why. So we all got up then and started queuing for the bar as we wanted to get new drinks and everybody needed a toilet. The line was maybe 15-20 people, but it took some time as they had to check for negative Covid tests at the entrance, etc. My mum, however, could not stand still anymore at all. She stood in front of me and she was crossing her legs hard. lifting one leg from time to time, pressing her knees together and dancing on the spot although she tried to do everything as discreetly as possible. But other people must have noticed as well that something was up as one of my friends asked her if she is okay and she just replied: "Yah..don't worry, I'm just a little cold right now." When there were only about five people in front of us, my mum suddenly announced "I will just get something quickly and will be back in no time..." and she left the queue and quickly went away. We all looked a little puzzled, but I thought that I should maybe check on her and not leave her alone as there were many drunk people and some creepy dudes around. 

She was walking quickly in her high-heels in the direction of the next bar, but I caught up with her. 

"What's up, mum?"

"What are you doing here, go back to your friends. I will come back, but I wanna be alone now..."

"Why, what are you doing...?"

She then stopped, crossed her legs really hard and said: "If you really wanna know, I have to pee so bad and there is a catastrophe about to happen any minute if I don't find a toilet...it is a freakin' emergency and I'm not gonna embarrass myself in front of my son and his friends!"

And she started speed-walking again. When she tried the next bar, there was a line as well, so she headed to one of the side streets with lots of cars. But instead of going between some cars she somehow kept walking I don't know where. Then suddenly she stopped dead again, crossed her legs and held herself with one hand on her butt. She just stood there and I was like:

"Mum! Why don't you just go between some cars!?"

"I can't walk anymore..."

"Then just go between the cars..."

"I can't walk and I'm not gonna show my butt and va-jay-jay to all the guys here..."

My mum kept standing there cross-legged and it looked really silly. Shen then tried to walk again, but after two small steps she crossed her legs again, this time quickly grabbing her crotch. While standing she took of her leather jacket, tied it around her waist. Then she opened her handbag and took out her scarf and I could not believe what I saw next. My mum opened her jeans button and zipper only a little bit, then obviously pulled down her panties a little and stuffed her scarf quickly between her panties and her vagina, somehow had her hand in her panties with her scarf for the next 20 seconds, then pulled out the scarf and threw it away on the sidewalk, took out two paper tissues from her handbag, stuffed them in her panties and pulled up her jeans again and started walking back in the direction of my friends...

I was like: What the fuck did just happen???