DumbPeeFan

On 9/28/2020 at 11:14 PM, Dante_Heart said:

Having a day where I just go naked all day and not hold it at all that entire day, just pissing the second I need to, regardless of where I am or what I'm doing. Lying in bed, sitting on the couch, in the kitchen, wherever. 

That's my dream. Id love to just piss in my bed or on the floor instead of walking all the way to the bathroom during the middle of the night.

On 12/21/2020 at 2:24 AM, rann said:

The "meanest" was probably in a hotel I was staying at with some friends. My ex and I had one room, and three of our other friends were in a room a couple doors down. 

It was my ex who started it -- as I have written before, she had zero qualms about peeing on cars after a night out (in fact, we made a game out of it) so she isn't exactly shy about peeing in public. We were in our room just talking and drinking when she had to pee, but instead of going to the bathroom she told me, "come on, it will be funny!"

She ended up leaving our room and I followed her down a little bit further down the hallway where she stopped at our friends' room. Here, she gave me her "look" that I had come to know so well and I knew what she was about to do.

Sure enough, Morgan was soon unzipping her denim shorts and dropping them so she could rest her ass on their door, and without hesitation she was pissing right there in the hallway. We were far enough from the elevators that we were reasonably certain that we wouldn't get caught, and Morgan had no problem pissing messily all over the door. When she was done, most of it was running down the door and collecting on the carpet right in front of the door (there was no welcome mat or anything).

So, as usual when she took the opportunity to relieve herself outside, I decided to relieve myself as well in the very same spot. Having been soaked by two people and their full, dehydrated bladders, it probably wasn't very fun for the cleaning crew, but we were laughing our asses off the entire time we did it!

I love that story, I wonder what the reactions were of whoever found it.

On 3/18/2021 at 2:44 PM, 88mphArtist said:

I've done many mean things with my pee. Sadly right now most public toilets are closed in my region, plus I currently live in the middle of nowhere, which sucks. These stories are from the last 3 or so years.

At my old university campus, I would make it a habit to soak the restrooms. All over the floors, seats, I often spat on the mirrors and door handles too, but I discovered one day that somehow the soap dispenser was left totally unlocked, so I just had to take advantage of the opportunity. I half-emptied it in the sink, and then whipped out my cock and filled it to the brim with my yellow piss. I then carefully put it back. It made me so fucking horny knowing that other students would have to wash their hands with my pee. I really made my mark, and no one would ever know about my little 'improvement' to the soap lmao

Another time, as chance would have it, two other campus restrooms had unlocked toilet paper dispensers, so I again took out my cock and soaked the rolls with my streams of pee. A nice present for the next person. My piss scent made the toilet paper better, imo. They were big rolls as well. Totally soaked and defiled. I shot my cum on one of them too. I felt no guilt. My piss belongs everywhere. Toilets are so boring.

Another naughty and mean thing I've done is go to a department store fitting room with one of their t-shirts, and pissed on the shirt, totally soaking it in a puddle on the floor. This one was risky since the fitting room was busy and there was a store attendant outside who could've seen me under the curtain, so I wasn't brave enough to be as messy as I wanted. I still made my mark, though. Next time I wanna shoot my cum onto the mirror too as a nice gift for the next customer. I then just walked away leaving the shirt in the puddle. The store didn't make me angry. This wasn't for revenge, just purely for my own enjoyment, for no reason in particular. There's nothing more fun for me than pissmarking in totally evil and nasty ways for others to clean up after me. I do much worse things as well ;). When it comes to pee in particular, I pretty much have no limits or morals 😂

I post a lot of videos of my messes, including the ones I just described, on my twitter: https://twitter.com/the88mphartist I hope you all enjoy them as much as I enjoy making them 😄 

 

I love that, thats dirty af. please tell me more!

On 4/15/2021 at 11:59 AM, steve25805 said:

My biggest fantasy can be most easily summed up pictorially.

It is two lovely ladies like these doing this on my living room carpet....

Id love anyone doing that to my carpet!

21 hours ago, pguy2981 said:

I wish I had friends like you more into this kind of pee play. I had a friend bet me in a race and if they lose, I get to punish them by making them hold it in all day. I know she won't make it past high noon, so I'm hoping we can get into some naughty public pissing. Hoping to get her in a nice dress/skirt with no panties as you said. Also hoping to be the one to spread her pussy open and piss uninhibited somewhere really public.

It's all I've thought about this week.

Me too, I need more friends to casually pee with.

On 4/15/2021 at 3:19 AM, pop-a-squat said:

I want to go on a cruise where everyone can piss where they want, or stay in a hotel like that. I also like the idea of peeing in the street during a busy parade. 

That sounds like one hell of a hotel! The carpet would be soaked!