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1 hour ago, thisguy20 said:

His ability to find evidence of it is definitely related to his age; so without knowing how old he is its pretty challenging to offer any ideas.

That said, perhaps you could establish a plausible explanation: wetting while washing the car or watering the garden could be options

You’re right. 
The kid is 14 (not really a kid anymore but still our little baby 🥰) 

Today at lunch my wife and I were talking about our so called "Dirty Tuesday".
It's our day where almost everything can happen during the day... sudden wettings or a pee attack from behind while I'm on the phone... things like this.
I've written some of our storys in a separate thread, most of these storys happened on a Tuesday 😉
We selected Tuesday because our son is in school until late afternoon on this day, so we can do whatever we want as we're alone at home.

Now we have a problem: Our son has holidays for two weeks and he is at home now.
Of course we don't want to do our pee games in front of him and we don't want him to find evidence of our filthy actions.
Still, we'd like to do some wetting but our son should not see it or take notice.

Dear community, what ideas do you have?

2 hours ago, Sonnenschein said:

Oh yes please, I'll give and receive.

Receiving is the best and anywhere is nice. I love it best on my face because the skin there is so sensitive, but back and breasts and arms are also awesome. If it is lovely and diluted, I'll take it in my mouth too, but am not very keen on swallowing. I also kind of enjoy being clothed and seeing a top turn dark with pee.

When it comes to giving, I'll go anywhere the recipient wants. 😃

And I don't need to know the person well for either of these, as long as everybody agrees on the narrative. To me, nonchalance and even domination can be hot, degradation and humiliation are not.

Not a fan of a strong smell and zero interest in stale piss, no matter who left it.

Ehm, when can I come over?   
You ticked all my boxes. 

I bought my wife two leggings out of cotton.
Light grey of course.
Noname quality, only for wetting.
The wet patches are great to watch and she loves wetting them.

I'm often thinking the same about the piss-porn vids that are out there.
You see a naked, unkempt pussy that pees for five seconds in a 5 minute moan and giggle video.
Or you see pro actors in vanilla surrounding doing vanilla things with a bit of pee.
That's boring to a guy like me who is into pee for over 30 years.

Yes, there are some cool videos out there but I think I've seen them all.

But I'm not ougrowing this fetish nor have I lost the need to have sex.
It's just too much fake out there and you can't even distinguish fake from real, especially with piss vids.
Is it a real accident? Real desperation?
Does she really like what she's doing right now?

Nowadays I'm looking for piss vids where women pee intentionally and show that.
No fake accidents, no fake desperation, just smile in the camera and let go... in your pants, in the restaurant, in the shopping mall, on the floor, in your bed.
That's arousing, the rest is not
Only my 2 cents.

If my wife pees on me or wets her pants, it's the same exciting sensation as ever and erotic as hell.
That's why I know I didn't lose interest in my fetish.
Thank god I have my wife!


 

Congrats!
Off to new adventures 💦

It will be easier if you don't remove your pants and just let go.
 

I like alcohol in a moderate amount to make things easier.
When I had one or two beers it feels a bit more relaxed and the inner brakes are easier to loosen.

When I'm totally drunk (which happens extremely rarely) I would not be able to enjoy the sensation of peeing or wetting.
Same goes with sex. A small amount of alcohol is good, too much of it ruins my adventure.
 

2 hours ago, Paulypeeps said:

Yes, they know that when I go out with them I never visit the ladies room because I just wet myself discreetly.

It will never happen but dang, I’d love dating you once just to experience an evening with you wetting yourself everywhere. 
 

Like so often it depends.    
Is your partner open for talks about fetishes? If yes, I would mention it as early as possible. 
If not and you like her very much then keep it up for a later opportunity.    
   
But I would never pee during sex if my partner is not aware of that. 
If she/he finds out what happened you would lose a lot of trust or even worse you would lose the relationship. 

12 hours ago, Overlord said:

My experience shows me that, like so much in life, you shouldn't overthink everything. If you are really in love with your significant other and she is too with you, just discuss it. Simple as that. I know, it's hard and takes a lot of courage to do the first step but it will be worth it in the long run. Either way.

I had this exact question in my mind for every relationship I started in the past few decades. How do I tell her that I'm a freaking pervert who likes to get pissed in my mouth?

Well, my style was always get together cozy on the couch, maybe drink something to loosen up and talk about stuff. Like you would do every day. But then try to deviate in some (normal) sexual themes. Talk about a sex scene in a film, or something. If she goes with it, you know she's in the right mood to discuss stuff like this, if not, try another time.  If she is willing to discuss sexual stuff, drill deeper, go for it. Ask questions, what she wants, how she feels about stuff and then at the right point you throw something in like: "You know, I always was curious about girls peeing. Maybe I can watch next time you go?"

This is the point of no return. If she laughs and says: "Haha, yeah of course stupid! I'll show you how girls pee!" You have the jackpot. If she says: "Bro, that's just disgusting!" Then you have a dud, no further digging necessary.

If she's in to let you watch, go further and further from this point. First time, just watch and enjoy. Tell her afterwards how much you enjoyed, and pretty sure she will gladly do a second time for you. Then try to touch her stream, say something like: "This is so sexy!" Go on for a while, maybe ask her if she wants to watch you, hold your dick or something, until you are at the point where you are comfortable to ask her if she wants to pee on you.

That was always my way approach. 

Takes balls but I fully agree. 
Did almost the same early in my current relationship. Didn’t want to loose too much time. Turned out quite well. 
 

In my previous relationship it took me way too long to open up myself. 
After I talked about it with her I had the best three months of my life, sexually spoken. Unfortunately she was not the right one in all other topics of life so we parted.
She tried the piss kink after we spoke about it and she immediately loved it. 
Already sexually very open she had no worries with things getting wet in her apartment, so she peed wherever she felt doing so. 
She once opened the door fully naked and started peeing right in front of me when in the background of the stairwell her neighbours were chatting. 
Very hard to describe these experiences without sounding like out of a porn movie. 
All of this wouldn’t have been possible without talking to each other about our own sexual preferences. 

I like wetting in the kitchen. 
Good to clean and there’s always a reason to wet my pants nonchalantly 😉   
My wife also likes to wet herself in our kitchen. As soon as she enters the kitchen I always keep an eye on her crotch. Most of the time nothing happens but to know that every now and then she wets her pants is a daily turn on. 

 

1 hour ago, Bacardi said:

Now I just need to come up with something to buy at target 💀

How about an umbrella?   
Try it out after you’ve bought it (perhaps at your car at the parking lot) and cams from above are covered 😁

One of my pee places in my house is the basement. When I’m back from a MTB ride I often need to pee a lot from all the drinking during the ride. 
I start by letting some spurts of pee in my padded pants while I take my bike down the stairs in the basement. 
The next pee is during removing the battery (it’s an ebike). Next I clean the chain and derailleur. I sit on my little workchair and let out trickles of my pee into my pants. The pad in my bikepants can take quite a load until it leaks. I can extend the wetting for quite a long time. Lot of things to do on the bike 😉   
Finally I often let go all my pee that was left in me at once when I’m standing in front of the washing machine. Then I put all my clothes I wore for riding in the washer and clean the puddle in front of it. 

I can’t compare because I don’t know your wife. 
But you won’t choke. 
Just move your head away from the stream and you’re good. 
Or close your mouth and let it rain on your face. 

Put some towels and a rubber mat under both of you and then she can let go. 
I often drink out of my wife and I can’t catch all her pee, even if wanted it. 
When I can’t keep up swallowing I just open my mouth and the pee that is too much for me runs down my face or wets the crotch of my wife. 
There will be a mess afterwards and you should be prepared to clean up all of it. 
Enjoy!

On 3/7/2024 at 8:20 AM, swekiss said:

With an actual person watching I get a little stage frighty and that has an effect on my ability to actually pee and/or how good and natural it feels. I wish I could be comfortable enough to do it in naughty places with someone actively watching and being as turned on as me, but I fear the stress of being watched could outweigh the fun of the naughty action. 

When my wife began peeing in my presence she had the same feeling. 
Sometimes she couldn’t even let go at all because she knew I was watching or/and the position she was in didn’t felt right for her. 
She also hesitated for quite a while to pee on our bed or couch as it felt way too forbidden for her. 
But with practice came relaxation and now she can start peeing almost instantly with me being two centimetres away from her pussy and she doesn’t care if she pees our bed or anything else in our house. 
Perhaps you just need a bit of practice and time until you feel free enough. 
It’s worth a try. 

I sometimes let little trickles out in my underwear, just so that the underwear gets wet but is not visible outside.    
Can do this for hours, the dampness stays but no one notices it. 
Underwear can hold quite a lot of pee when you let it soak in slowly. 
Sometimes I do too much and then I have to cover it but that’s very rare. 
 

Many years ago when we had our second dog, I often walked the dog in the evening when it was already dark or at least twilight. Then I peed way more in my pants than only trickles and sometimes I came home with full wet jeans.    
The difficult and yet exciting part was the last part of my walk where I had to go through some streets with streetlights in order to get home. 
I had some weird moments when I had to change the side because of people passing by or I had to turn around when a car came through.

My wife once peed in her swimsuit standing next to our pool while the kids were in the pool playing. 
It was visible only for myself but the whole scenario was so arousing that I had trouble to control my little friend in the basement. 
My wife just smiled. 

There are thousands of mini vacs on Amazon. 
I’m sure one can create some interesting toys with these vacs that would match your idea. 

38 minutes ago, peequed said:

I'm probably in a minority niche in that I enjoy peeing in naughty places, but I very much don't want to be peed on and it doesn't turn me on to pee on someone else.   So for me, it's not necessarily something I need a partner to be into, but It'd be nice if I could tell them about it without the fear of them thinking I'm a weirdo.

You're not alone.
My wife also does not want to be peed on but shares her pee with me (fortunately).

After I told my wife about my fetish, I as well felt like a weirdo but she took it with a mixture between not caring and ignoring it.
She sometimes shook her head when I came home with wet jeans but that was it.
Now I have a well working relationship with lot of sex and peeing.
Couldn't be better.
 

I’m a receiver. 
My wife often showers me with her pee. 
I’d like to pee on her as well but this is an absolute nogo for her, so I can only do that in my dreams. 
 

I love almost everything in relation to peeing.    
Here are my favourite niches:

Wetting myself a little bit without people noticing it
Makes it enjoyable:   
The feeling that no one knows that I peed just in that moment. 
The wetness from the underwear after I did it a few times.    
Makes it less enjoyable:   
Finding the right moment to stop before one can see a patch outside. 
Very, very tempting to continue when I’m aroused.    
Happens from time to time, then I have to get along with a wet patch until I’m back home. 

Watching my wife wet herself.  
Makes it enjoyable:   
I can watch her wetting herself for ages.    
One of the best views I can think of. 
When we’re on a bike trip and she wets herself, the feeling of watching her, together with the fear of getting caught is an immense turn on. 
Makes it less enjoyable:   
It happens only a few times per week. 
Cleaning everything. The deal with my wife includes me cleaning all the things that her pee touches while she wets herself. She sometimes just doesn’t care where she let go and the mess is then quite big.

Drinking my wife’s pee.  
Makes it enjoyable:   
Don’t know what’s better, watching her wet herself or drinking out of her. 
The absolute naughtiness of this. 
Makes it less enjoyable:   
Cleaning everything up is always up to me. 

This story contains also anal play. 
 

Last Tuesday I prepared my suitcase for my week long business trip. 
My wife came in wearing a thin colourful summer skirt. 
„Honey I can’t hold it any longer“ she whispered. 
I turned around and saw my wife in the middle of my bedroom constantly loosing driplets of pee that dropped between her legs under the the skirt on the floor. 
I quickly put our piss stuff over the mattress and then told her to lay down and relax. 
Still loosing small drops of pee, she laid herself on my bed while I got undressed and jumped on the bed as well. 
She released a huge stream of her clear piss on my body. The jet was so forceful that it sprayed almost in every direction after it hit my body. 
„Uh, that’s so good“ she moaned as she continued flooding my bed. 
I tried to drink as much as possible but I wasn’t able to catch all, too much piss came out of her. 
I was completely wet, my hair, my body, my face… and I loved every moment of this. 
She stopped peeing and smiled: „Go and spray my butthole, it’s time“. 
I sprayed a load of the relax spray into her backdoor then tried to shove my boner into her pussy. 
„Not today“ my wife pointed towards her butthole „work my butt.“   
Her wish is my command.   
After a few minutes, I had opened her anus so wide that my hand up to the knuckles could go in easily.   
„Put the big plug in“ she ordered.   
The big one went in without a problem.   
„Do you still have that transparent plug, honey?“ my wife asked. 
„Yes“ i said „but that thing is huge. You’re sure you want it?“    
„Yupp!“.  
I reached to the top shelf of my closet and pulled out my biggest plug.   
After I lubed it properly I slowly started to push the big plug into her hole.  
My wife moaned while she tried to help the plug getting deeper into her. 
After some pushing and trying the plug went in finally.   
My wife sighed loudly while her anus closed itself behind that huge thing.   
„Wow, honey, that’s amazing“ I said „Now let my see if I can get my fist into you.“   
She nodded and I pulled out the plug.   
Her butt stood wide open and it looked like it waited for me to enter.   
Carefully I pushed my hand into her.   
She took her small electric helper and began playing with her clit.   
My hand got in deeper and deeper until I reached the point where my knuckles were about to touch her skin.   
I looked in her eyes and she gave me her ok to continue.   
With a stronger push the knuckles went in and almost at the same time my wife moaned loudly as she came.
The first time that my whole hand could go into her butt. 
What an amazing feeling.   
I didn’t want to hurt her so I stayed like this until she finished coming… and yes she came for a long time. I wish I could do that as well.   
„Damn, that was great“ my wife smiled „now it’s your turn.“   
My wife stood up and placed herself over me with spreaded legs, then she released the rest of her bladder over me while I masturbated. 
We had a great time.   
Of course I had to clean up everything.   
Of course I enjoyed every moment of that cleaning.

Last Tuesday. 
Lot of piss. She was so full, she dripped when she came in. 
And… for the first time I could shove my hand up over the knuckles into her backdoor.   
Full fist finally. 
Epic!

Now I have to wait until next Wednesday when I’m back from my business trip. 
Then we’ll try again.