A few years ago I attended a party in Hollywood held by a friend of mine. Everyone there was nicely dressed. I was wearing my black suit. At two in the morning I knew it was time to go. I had too much to drink, and was by now really pee desperate. Inquiring about a bathroom, I was directed to the Pool House out back. I remember being a little wobbly as I made my way out to the backyard. It was dark, and I was bursting to pee. Tripping on a lawn sprinkler, I accidentally shot a squirt of pee into my underwear. I remember the warm wetness felt kinda nice in a weird wet way. My pee wet underwear