I'm not some 12 year old wandered onto this forum or anything, I have been to strip clubs a few times, even paying for private dances. So please don't think this is some niave or immature fantasy question, I am really wondering if anyone has explored this avenue.
Now, I am a college student so I can't afford to go to any high-end place, but I also don't want to go to some underground shady place where I am gonna get robbed or whatever. I have a girlfriend (not into pee) and am on track to be a LEO so I'm not trying to cheat on her or get in legal trouble with a prostitute or anything, I j