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On 12/2/2022 at 10:54 AM, colette888 said:

BREAKING NEWS:

I just finished a phone-call with that guy.

After a long conversation, we agreed that tonight, after my usual dancing spree, I'll find him in order to be togheter is his taxi. I made very clear that I do not intend to have full sexual intercourse with him! What we might do is that, instead of going to my usual Discoteque, I'd enter a Club where I know that pretty girls, mainly University students, go to offer sexual services for money, and see if I find one interested in joining me for a hot and wet adventure... 😏

Well how did it go!?

i know this would probably be out of character, but it would be kinda exciting and funny if the consequences caught up with them in one of the installments.

On 3/7/2021 at 4:19 PM, 737DK737 said:

Beach Rental Car

We got a rental car and drove to a beach in the afternoon.
We got our things out and were about to go. My sister then said that she would follow. I was curious and went to look behind the car. Meanwhile, our parents walk to the beach.
She stood there in a bikini and only had tissue in her hand, I asked if I should see that nobody comes.
There was another rental car with the windows down at the back, I wanted to keep her from doing it, but she thought it was too funny. She went to the car and sat on the door, her ass completely in the car.
She grinned at me and said that she knows I like that.
Then she pulled her bikini out of the way and pissed in the strange rental car.
I saw her pussy completely and I was a little embarrassed that she pisses in a strange car without any inhibitions.
While she was pissing, she said softly: I'm a bad girl.
You are a real bad girl! was my answer.
After about half a minute she was done, took 3 tissues one after the other and wiped herself with them. She dropped the tissues in the car. Jumped off the car and while she was pulling up the bikini the blinking came from our car. I was totally scared, my dad had left something in the car.
I couldn’t resist to look into the pissed car.
The fabric seat was completely wet and the door was also dripping. I just hoped the car would belong to a family of only 3 people.
My sister asked me if she was a bad girl. Meanwhile she pulled her bikini pants so tight that I saw her cameltoe.
I just meant she should stop, I'm your brother.

My sister pissed really messy, my mom showed her. On vacation I also had sexual experience with my sister.

Bus Trip

We had a trip on the bus and had to drive for half an hour. During the trip we all had to go to the bathroom. Luckily the bus wasn't full. 
My father and I solved the problem by taking our empty drinking bottles and pissing into them.
By my father the empty 0.5l bottle was not enough and he just pissed the rest on the carpet for a moment.
We were on a road in the woods and my dad threw the 2 empty bottles out the window.
We didn't know how long it would take and so my mother decided to piss too.
She took off her thong, stuffed it into her purse and she gave it to my sister. 
Moved forward one row, pulled up his skirt slightly, and crouched over the seat by the window.
The seats were made of leather, my mother looked slightly annoyed and then slowly start pissing. 
She behaved really well because you didn't hear a hiss. But she still pissed a lot, so much that it even ran off the seat.
It dripped down onto the carpet.
When she was done, she dried herself off and went back to her seat.

Those were the nastiest piss on that vacation.😈

Can you tell us about the sexual experience as well?

On 1/4/2021 at 8:50 PM, Agent.Pee said:

I posted this at another place but liked the concept and decided to change it a bit and post it here too.

This story contains Golden Showers.

 

That was already a few years ago. At that point I was 16 and my sister's friend Angelica was 19. It always felt like she was trying to come near me, but I haven't seen her for 2 years before this incident. I fantazised about incidents like this since I was 12 or 13.

On that day I was outside with a few friends on our bikes. As I was coming home when it was already dark, I think it was about 10pm, I saw that the two girls came too amd just parked in the driveway. We entered the house together and my sister immediatly fell asleep in the living room after their partying or whatever they did.

Angelica and I decided that while I was showering the sweat off she would change into her Pyjamas and choose a film to watch like we planned to do with my sister (I should mention that our parents weren't home this week and she stayed over).

Not even a half minute into the shower the door opened. I thaught it was my sister who woke up not knowing that I was showering so I shouted “ I'm showering here". But the door kept slowly opening. Suddenly an attractive woman in only her T Shirt stood in the bathroom.

I was completly stunned and couldn't bring out a word. Angelica answered “I know that's why I'm here. She took off her shirt and entered the shower through the sliding glass door.

I still didn't know what to say or do, I just tried to hide my growing boner and my face turned red. But what would you expect when your crush stands completly naked infront of you. She said that I should just go on and started to talk with me as this was normal. I don't know anymore exactly what we talked about but it envolved in us saying that we would help each other washing.

Angelica touched my hard on standing between us the whole time and began to stroke it. That was the most amazing feeling I had to that point of my life. Feeling her stroking me and seeing her naked made me almost cum immediatly. Angelica noticed and stopped stroking.

She said that it's my turn and gave me soap to wash her body. She turned around so that her back was facing me. Everything about her body fascinated me. I started to slowly soap her back and went on to the face. I wasn't sure if I should do this but I grabbed her tits and “soaped” them for what for what felt like a eternity. It must have felt like a long time for her too, she said “Not that I don’t like it, but I have other body parts too". Well that made me feel a bit embaressed but she led my hands all over her body to her butt. I liked touching it but I wouldn't make the same mistake again.

As I was coming closer sliding my hands near her pussy, she said that my hands wouldn't be enough for that part and told me to kneel down. After that she went over my face and I knew what to do, since I just saw it in videos I wasn't sure if I was doing it right but she seemed to like it alot, as much as I did.

At this moment I closed my eyes and wished this shower would never end and the next second I was hit by the next suprise. Suddenly I felt something warm flouding down my face and in my mouth. The shower was just midly warm so this I could feel 2 different temperatures. I opened my eyes again and saw it. A yellow spray came out of Angelica's pussy. I didn't see that coming.

"I'm sorry. I hope you don't mind" she said. Before it got into my eyes too I could see in her face that it was not on purpose... or she wasn't sure if she've gone too far.

It didn't matter which it was, she didn't try to stop and just went on and I have to admit I enjoyed it. Her instable stream turned into a strong and solid one first hitting my upper lip and going into my nose but then going directly into my mouth. As it hit my tongue, I had a feeling of tickling on it and the salty flavor spread in my mouth. This surely was the best experience I had this day. Her stream died amd she went off me allowing me to finally stand up. Not that would not have liked it down there.

Her stream died down and without talking she washed her legs amd left I couldn't tell if she was embaressed or thaught that her job was done. Anyways I still could smell pee as it got into my nose and all over my face before and I hoped that it wouldn't go away that fast. 

I was wondering how the day would go on. I didn't think that we would still watch the film.

Wow, really looking forward to hearing what happened durimg the movie!

On 10/15/2020 at 7:40 AM, Tigerlily said:

Hi! I’m Valerie, from the US. I’ve had a pee fetish for quite a long time and I’ve been a silent regular to the site for almost as long. I figured it was finally time to actually interact with people and the community. I started getting into pee with omorashi and have since added golden showers and naughty peeing to the list. Huge fan of indoor naughty pees/ vandalism. I’ve dabbled in it when I was away at college and I’m always open to suggestions! My favorite experience was probably walking around campus just pissing where I pleased, on a common room couch, in the hallway, my dorm rug... Anyway, looking forward to meeting y’all! 🙂

Could you share som more elaborate stories of naughty peeing? ☺️

5 hours ago, Ppgirl said:

Should I write more? 😏

Yes!!

Looking forward to the second part!

5 hours ago, peegirl99 said:

Peed on the back steps outside at my friends house while she was out of town. I sat down on the steps and pulled my pants down just enough and less go in the steps, my pee trickled down between the wood boards so their was zero evidence of what I’d done. 
 

Peed in the alley between the building where I work and the building next door. Positioned myself between some stacked pallets so I was out of view, pulled my pants down and squatted. 
 

I often wear a thick pad in my pants at work and pee at my desk in bursts. Sometimes I’m completely alone and sometimes there will be other people nearby. I’ve also done this in my car in drive thrus and stopped at lights with cars all around me. 
 

Peed in my friends basement last night on a throw rug (she’s out of town). 

Peed on an old chair at work that I found tossed in a storage area. 
 

A fantasy of mine has always been to pee in a movie theater, right in the chair. But with Covid I don’t see that happening. Also waiting for the opportunity to pee in a public restroom and changing room on the floor or in a bin etc. 

Are you going to take pictures or film it if you ever do that?

20 hours ago, ZooeyGlass said:

Just realized I still have a vid of it on my phone too. 😅

Would be amazing to see 😲

Do you think you could do one where you pee while having a buttplug or something else up your ass? Think that would be very sexy/ cute ☺️

On 10/26/2019 at 6:28 AM, rann said:

Yes! Sometimes I like keeping certain details ambiguous for exactly the reason you stated.

As for the protagonist, well, I like to think that they're love for history left them so dumbfounded as to what the girl was about to do that they weren't thinking straight; they could barely even fathom the idea of pissing on history until the girl was busy doing it 😉

I don't think the protagonist would tattle however -- I have a feeling that they are the sort to try and get some answers themselves, say, by observing further and/or confronting the girl

 

On another note, I am very happy you enjoyed it. Your stories were some of the ones that inspired me to try writing in the first place so I am kind of star-struck that you liked my writing.

Will you ever continue this story? Would love it if you did!

Yeha you should definitely keep it going. 

On 11/28/2019 at 11:30 PM, GottaSoakEmAll said:

So a few days ago my best friend dumped her boyfriend and told me she had thought about pissing right inside his acoustic guitar just to be petty. Naturally I convinced her to go through with it. I wasn’t there to see her do the deed, but from the way she described it I missed a good one. I  couldn’t stop imagining it... until finally a bold idea hit me.

That night I met her at her house after work, and I had my own Martin guitar with me. I never play it much, partly because it’s a really nice guitar and is still like new. Well, lol, it was 48 hours ago anyway. She kept asked if I was absolutely sure I wanted her to do this. I finally convinced her, and after a few beers she straddled the body as it rested on her couch. Then with zero hesitation she pumped a pint and a half of hot piss right into my guitar. The resonating sound of the piss splashing inside was epic.  In less than 24 hours she ruined two perfectly good guitars. I haven’t checked it today, but I’m sure it’s warped to hell inside and will never hold tune or sound right again. It looks fine on the outside, but I’m leaning towards just writing it off and using it as a dedicated toilet. Oh well, I guess now we can see just how much piss it will hold. I swear, I’m going to run out of nice shit 😂😒.

Anyways, I will update tomorrow, maybe with a pic or two 😉

What happened with the update and pictures?

1 hour ago, spywareonya said:

THANK YOU

I missed you just as much as you missed me

This narrative arc is very important to me and will take all my energies until it's completed (it's a book, I'm publishing chapters here as soon as people read the previous one), but it is verrrrry long, and I have already wrote much of it

I'm at chapter 10 to be honest, and will write 11 or even 12 today

So as soon as people read it, I post the next

I hope you liked the first 2 chapters, next will come shortly

Release the next one 😊

On 6/25/2018 at 11:51 PM, spywareonya said:

And more than once indeed

Many times during parties with friends, on a big balcony, simply squat in the dark and pissed there, dry by morning

Also, now in my man's house there is a balcony, peed DOWN from there many times onto the back garden

Just once I remember down a balcony which was not mine, many years ago, lesbian lover house, do not even remember the correct circumstances, I was drunk

Back in those time I was drunk really often, I am in no way a drunkyard, it serenely happens I do not drink anything from a saturday to the next friday, but I really love to party

So there could be more, but are all confused memories

Tell about the playing area!

On 9/30/2019 at 8:17 PM, Starks2010 said:

I can share the wealth. I would’ve posted the video clip but you can’t post videos on here. 

Would love it if you shared it on eroprofile

On 9/26/2019 at 2:32 PM, holyknight3 said:

I wasn’t usually in the store during the day, but I was in training today for my new position. I was moving from the floor crew to loss prevention. It paid marginally better, was a day position, and I wasn’t going to spend my weekends waxing and buffing the entire store. We were on a break from the class, and the energy drinks I had to keep me up while I was flipping my schedule were running straight through me. Someone was in the family restroom, and the men’s room was closed for cleaning.

Disclaimer: This story was inspired by one of YellowKitty's videos, specifically 

Check it out if you haven't seen it already.

 

Normally, I would be heading to the front of the store to use the men’s room there, but I felt like my bladder was about to explode. I thought briefly about going into the women’s restroom, but figured it would be better to piss myself than lose my job over some sexual harassment claim. I kinda knew Lacy, the girl who cleaned the restrooms. We worked different shifts, but there was about an hour of overlap, and we talked around the end of her shift and at the beginning of mine. She had weekends off, and I worked Thursday through Sunday, so I really only saw her during the beginning of my week. She seemed cool, and was definitely cute. I had a thing for her, not gonna lie, but I didn’t want to seem like a creeper, so I didn’t ask her out or anything. Professional boundaries and what not. She had told me last week that she had broken up with her most recent boyfriend, which was probably a change for the better for her.

 

I’m currently single, after my last girlfriend Miranda and I parted as friends when she graduated. She was a few years younger than me, but I had went into the Army after High School to pay for college, and so was about 3 years older than the rest of my classmates, which led to me dating a few girls that were still younger than me, but closer to graduating than I was. We liked each other, but we both wanted different things out of life at that point in time, so we decided it would be best to break it off on good terms. I hadn’t really dated anyone since we broke up. We both parted as friends, but I would be lying if I didn’t say that I wasn’t hurting, or that I didn’t miss her.

 

I decided to take a risk, and see if Lucy would mind I used the Men’s room right quick, if she hadn’t started cleaning it yet. My bladder was absolutely bursting when I ducked under the closed sign. What I saw was the single hottest thing I had ever seen in my entire life. Lacy had her pants completely off and hung over the side of her cart, her absolutely beautiful bald pussy on full display and was pissing for all she was worth all over the men’s room floor. Her face turned from an expression of bliss into one of mild apprehension. “Are you going to report this?” she asked, not with fear, but with a sense of slight annoyance. The way she calmly looked me in the eye let me know that she was in complete control of the situation, no matter which way this encounter panned out.

 

My lizard brain took over when the words finally started to sputter out of my mouth. “That is literally the hottest thing I have ever seen,” was all that I managed to get out. The growing erection in my pants was doing nothing to hide how true that statement was.  She flashed me a quick mischievous smile and motioned with her fingers for me to keep quiet. That was when I noticed her phone, which looked like it was being used as a camera. She looked back at her phone, and resumed her piss on the men’s room floor. Her naughty smile and the mischievous look in her eyes added to how mind-blowingly erotic the thing was. I just wanted to drink everything I could from her in that moment, but I didn’t dare move. The sound of her piss splashing off of the tile reminded me of my own dire need. That didn’t matter to me right now, there was no way I was taking my eyes off this amazing sight in front of me.

 

Eventually, her stream came to an end. She reached over and messed with her phone for a half second, and then flashed me another wicked grin. Still naked from the waist down, Lacy asked me, “So, were you needing something?” while eyeing the bulge in my pants.

 

I don’t think I can recall ever being turned on more in my life, but by this point, my bladder was absolutely screaming at me. “I needed to take a piss right quick, and was hoping that I could go right quick before you started in here,” I said.

 

She laughed a little bit. “You’re good. As you can see, I haven’t started cleaning yet, so just go where ever,” She said with a wave of her hand pointing at the rest of the men’s room. I debated briefly just using the urinals, but she had shown me hers, it was only fair that I show her mine. I wanted to piss all over the walls or over the sinks, but I didn’t want to make Lacy have to clean it up. With a grin, I pulled out my now ridiculously hard dick out of my pants and took a few deep breaths. Now, most men can’t piss with a hard on. It has something to do with the overly complicated piping only being willing to do one thing at a time. This is an instinctual thing that some men can overcome through training. I had taken the effort to learn how to do so. With a final breath and a bit of a push, a slow trickle started to come out of the end of my dick, little drops adding to Lacy’s puddle. As I continued on, my erection subsided a bit, and my stream strengthened.

 

Lacy was rubbing her clit as I peed on the floor, and gently massaging her breasts through her work shirt. I briefly thought of all the things I would love to be doing to her, and it almost cut off my stream as my cock grew harder. I took another deep breath, relaxing a bit, and just focused on putting on the best show I could for this gorgeous woman. Once I relaxed a bit, my stream hit full pressure, and was splashing off the tile floor of the bathroom. I was aiming at her puddle, and some of our combined piss splashed a bit onto her feet, but Lacy didn’t seem to mind in the slightest. She let out a slight moan as her orgasm built up inside her.

 

The increase in pressure caused my bladder to rapidly deflate. I had only been holding it for a few hours, since the last break really, and my volume was not anywhere near its maximum. With the most pressing need taken care of, I took in the scene before me. A beautiful woman was jilling herself over a puddle of our combined piss. My dick was already out, and I didn’t think Lacy would mind if I took care of myself right quick. She gave me a big grin when she saw me start to stroke my cock. Now, I’ll admit, I don’t know the first thing about putting on a show when it comes to stroking a dick. I have one, yes, but the only time I’m stroking it, I don’t usually have an audience. Not saying I haven’t came on a girls tits or in her mouth before, but that has always been more of a finale, then the performance itself.

 

I was just focusing on getting myself off, but that seemed to be doing it for Lacy. It usually takes me at least 15 minutes to get to orgasm, but with proper motivation, that time can be shortened significantly. In front of me was an over abundance of motivation. I think the only reason I didn’t cum in my jeans earlier was because I needed to piss so badly. Once I started jerking off, that seemed to put Lacy into overdrive. She was standing in front of me now, her legs spread just far enough apart for her to get good access and for me to get a great view. She lifted her shirt up over her breasts, and started massaging her tits with one hand, and all the while rubbing her clit for all it was worth. As she exploded into orgasm, I thought she was going to fall into our combined puddle of piss. Seeing her cum started to put me over the edge.

 

Lacy looked at me with a smirk, squatted down, and took the entirety of my dick into her mouth in one swift motion. She then eased of and focused on the ring right around the base of the head. I think I lasted all of 5 seconds. I came so hard I thought I was going to pass out, but she steadied me with her hand, while swallowing all of my load without a moment’s hesitation. It was one of the best orgasms I had ever had, but moments after, it was just too much. She gave my dick one last peck as she stood up, and went and collected her phone.  She unlocked it and handed it to me, and said, “Put your number in there.” She collected her pants, and quickly put them on, followed by her socks and work shoes. “You got days right?”

 

“Yeah, I’m here in training for the new bit. Loss prevention.”

 

“Awesome. I’m done for the week tomorrow at 7. Pick me up after work. Drink lots of water, but no diet soda.”

 

My phone buzzed with her text message saying, “Hi, this is Lacy’s phone.”  I put the appointment(which I was hoping would be a date) into my calendar. I added her as a contact, and texted her back, “I’ll see you on Friday.” My weekend plans suddenly looked a lot better.

 

This was posted with her permission.

Looking forward to next episode

I doesnt say how she did it as far as i can see

8 hours ago, Sephora said:

ohh, that's an idea.. noted

 

i need to be gutsy to do that but good idea

 

now that is a first. thanks 

Hi !  it can be public or home 

no limits really unless we find it too risky

not just me, he finds some on his side and I get to choose between 3 of them, alternating each week.

well aren't you full of nice ideas 🙂

the one's that stand out for me are no: 1,3,4,5,8

thanks Brutus

 

Are you going to post the story here?

Are pictures of your pussy as you pee off the table? 😅