Well this story isn't exactly appropriate but ou stuck out in my mind so I thought I'd tell it. I was in church one time and a woman had got up to use the bathroom during the singing then came back during the preaching. Now he entire sermon she started acting weird. She had a really bad cold and was rubbing her nose a lot. She was talking to her friend making noise. It was kind of annoying honestly because she was being distracting. So at the end of huge service I noticed she started bouncing her leg more and more, holding her stomach. It was obvious she had to pee. And she clearly was my try