Brad Wallis

Your posts never fail to impress, glad I caught this one early!  The new girl sounds like quite a change of pace from your regulars, good to hear something different.  I can only imagine the SIL and MIL are jealous of this girl’s ability to empty so fast.  I had a female friend who peed loud and fast like this, and her mother was the same way.  A couple of quick, ferocious gushes and they were done.  Isn’t it amazing how each individual is so different??  Cheers!

She’s very uninhibited around you, along with your wife and SIL.  Three girls with such impressive bladders, and each with their own distinctive styles.  

Something tells me your MIL knew she was teasing you with that one!

Thanks for that lovely description Great Horned Owl.  Sounds a lot like one of my exes who I’ve mentioned before on here.  It’s great that she is so uninhibited about letting you listen.  I wonder if she realizes how much it turns you on.  And your mother in law also sounds like a very sexy pisser.  She seems most similar to the SIL, but a bit noisier with more spray going on.  If I shared a house with such three sexy ladies, I think my cock would be stiff 24/7.  

Shortest would be 10 or 15 seconds.  Longest would be a bit over a minute. Average 25 seconds.  I’m a guy but I’ve known both girls and guys who have me beat by a mile in this department.  Curious what others have to say.

On 3/29/2024 at 11:46 PM, Great Horned Owl said:

I know. I make sure they have plenty of beverages available so I can enjoy the output of each. Out of this world pleasure.

Your SIL is my favorite of the three.  Any more good stories with her?  I’m really curious about the way she pees and have a few questions if you don’t mind.  You seem to be very close with all of them so I’m sure you have seen and heard enough to understand each one quite well.

1. What is a normal, everyday pee like for her?  For example, an average morning pee.  Does she usually go over a minute?

2. Can you describe in some detail the sound she makes, especially as it compares to the other two?  

3. Have you had many opportunities to actually SEE her stream, and what is that like?  I imagine she doesn’t have as much force to it as her mother and sisters, and is more of a straight-down flow kind of girl.

So incredibly sexy especially the SIL.  All three of your ladies take long pees by anyone’s standards, but that girl takes it to the next level.

Another amazing story.  Can’t wait to hear about the sister in law!

On 3/11/2024 at 10:42 PM, Great Horned Owl said:

All,

The fiancé I write about is now my wife and she continues to be amazing in the bathroom, bedroom and in other areas.

Though things have changed a bit in family dynamics we still have fun episodes in the bathroom.

My wife and I were having an early morning romantic encounter when my MIL who was too drunk to drive home let out her morning piss. She used the guest bedroom that is adjacent to our bedroom and shares a Jack and Jill bathroom arrangement with us.

The bathroom door was open two inches on our end so I could see and hear everything as she could hear the wife moaning and groaning while she climaxed.

Mom stumbled to the toilet in her black nightie and panties, abruptly pulled her panties down and sat down quickly while letting out a very loud hiss and splat on the edge of the porcelain and water which lasted 35 seconds. Her flow cut off abruptly for 3 seconds then her long tinkling started and lasted for another minute and 33 seconds. This was so exciting that my erection got even harder and lasted longer causing a huge load of cum to be expelled. The wife said, "you came a lot this morning". I did not tell her I was extra excited due to listening to her mom in the bathroom.

Hot times.

Horney Old Owl

 

You always share such sexy stories my friend.  I can only imagine how erotic it would be to finish in my woman while listening to my mother in law taking a two-minute pee next door!  And I’m sure your wife had to go after that as well!

2 hours ago, pissflavoredmochi said:

1. The water level is different here and so are the toilets.

2. Normally I'm quiet when I piss in the morning.

3. I can't really tell how I pee.

4. My longest piss was 5 minutes.

5. I have compared my loudness to that of a loud sprinkler.

Five minutes is amazing!  Love to hear more about those long ones.  When you say a sprinkler, do you mean like the sort of thing buildings have on the ceiling to put out fires, or one of those garden sprinklers for watering flowers?  Not sure what you mean by a sprinkler.

So many questions.  I’ve always been fascinated with the sounds of urination.   What is it about the toilet there that makes your pee sound louder than at home?  Water level?  Also, do you typically make a spraying/hissing sound when you go?  Do you pee against the porcelain or straight down into the water?  How long do you usually take to pee and what do you think has been your longest pee?  I’ve known so much variety among girls I’ve been close to, but most seem to have a “style” that is unique to them and recognizable each time they go.  Have you ever compared the loudness or length of your pees with others and if so, how do you compare?

Curious!

Some girls don’t care.  I had one girlfriend who always insisted on her privacy and never wanted me to watch her peeing, but didn’t seem to mind at all if I could hear her through a thin door, or an open one.  It just wasn’t a big deal to her at all.  Many times we’d be in conversation and she’d go in, half-shut the door, sit down and start splashing away all while continuing to chat casually.  To come to think of it, most of my girlfriends have been like this, though some enjoyed being seen/watched more than others, most did not mind the occasional open door wee.  Just a matter of closeness and comfort, I suppose.  I’m sure they wouldn’t do it around complete strangers, and I’m basically the same way myself.

These stories are HOT!  I am so impressed with your fiancé’s sister, all that time up and down the stairs, her friend peed, and she was STILL PEEING 😂.  

Your stories never disappoint.  Have your three girls ever paid attention to each others’ pissing or commented on their own very different styles?  

The last one, the 40-year old.  She is my favorite of these that you have described.

You’ve got three very sweet girls there my friend, who are so comfortable and flirtatious with you.  The sister is amazing.  I wonder why her flow is so light and it takes her so much longer than her mom and your fiancé?  The girl definitely won’t be winning any distance contests but she is queen of duration! Does she go all at once, or does she start and stop at all?  The mother with her hissy pees is also very distinctive.  Must be really interesting to have so many occasions to listen and compare.

Sexy.  Can’t wait to hear what the girls did later that night!

Wow, that’s quite a sexy future mother in law you have!  I see where her girls get their long peeing abilities.  And like her daughters, she’s so uninhibited in letting you observe her desperate sprays into the toilet, and making out with you too! Sounds like each of the three of them have their own unique sound and style.  Do you think they are different enough that you would be able to identify which one is in the bathroom at a given time by the sound alone?

Your descriptions are amazing.  Your fiancé’s sister sounds like a huge thrill to listen to while peeing.  Just the anticipation of seeing her standing there waiting to go, and the contrast between her and her sister would have me almost ready to blow before the performance even started.

Wow, she stood?  You don’t see that every day.  Your stories about your girlfriend and her sister are the best though.

20 hours ago, Pinguy94 said:

I tend to think it could have something to do with the labia the folds and maybe the clitoris, my ex rarely hissed she was more of a trinkler and dribbler she had very open labia with very little folds my wife on the other hand has an incredible hiss with alternating flutter sounds and her labia lips are puffy with outer folds and a large clitoris are which makes me think it's the pressure of the liquid passing through all the diversions of skin 

 

It’s a mystery.  Every girl is different and I can’t seem to find much rhyme or reason for it.  Most girls seem to hiss somewhat, but some more than others.  An early girlfriend hissed and sprayed in a typical way, and she had small inner lips and a bush.  Another girl was totally smooth, chubby and also had smaller inner lips but large outer ones, and her stream was usually more of a diffuse sprinkle, as though it were running off her thighs and buttocks and dripping down in multiple places.  Yet another almost never hissed, but could piss for a very long time.  Her flow was more of a straight-down, even trickle with very low pressure, and she had somewhat protruding inner lips.  The stream just ran down those lips very gently.  My current lady does a variety of different flows including some powerful hisses at times, and her anatomy is pretty typical.  Her inner lips are usually covered, but they are not unusually large or small.  It’s exciting to hear a woman go into the bathroom and try to imagine what she looks like by the sound, and though women often do  have consistent “styles”, the reason for it seems to be a combination of factors and not correlated to the visible anatomy alone.  Age doesn’t seem to be a great factor either, as I’ve heard just about every type of piss from ladies both old and young.  Whatever the reason, it sure is an erotic obsession for many of us men.  The male anatomy does not appear to have nearly such variation.

Personally, I haven’t done much over a minute.  Typically 30 seconds and a little over a minute only when bursting.  But I dated a lady who could do over three minutes when desperate.  She was a one-minute girl most mornings.

These stories are so exciting.  Your description of such a well-educated, finely dressed and pretty lady flirtatiously showing off her very feminine, long and gentle urinations within earshot is highly arousing!  I like to think she was aroused too.