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Childhood sweethearts, the only man she ever had – the usual story.  “It’s so nice of you Peter, to take the time to befriend me. I have been so lonely since my darling hubby died two years ago.  I belong to the ladies' circle but I do miss male interest – so to speak.” “I am rather curious as to why, as a young man, you joined this scheme. Surely it must be boring to be with us oldies.” “Well, Joyce I prefer the company of older people, they are, like my grandparents, so interesting.  For example, and I am sorry if this embarrasses you,  my nana and grandpa told me a lot about sex in war and what went on and how women became more liberated.”  Gramps told me how he was seduced by an elderly neighbour one night in an air raid shelter.” “Well Peter, your grandparents, seem very liberal. For myself, I only ever had one man and he was lovely and also unusually erotic.” “That is interesting Joyce. Can you tell me more or is it a naughty secret?” “Well, it is naughty, some would say filthy. But my lovely hubby had a fetish about watching women going to the toilet – you know, peeing. And as I wanted to please him I let him watch me and that led to him fingering me as I took a lovely long pee. It got to the stage that I would suck his cock and when he made me cum I used to squirt it out and then drink all his lovely spunk.” “Oh, Joyce that sounds wonderful”. With that, I went over and sat beside her, and started kissing her wrinkled neck.  “ You smell so lovely, Joyce. Can I kiss you properly?” As we kissed she held me tight and was happy to open her mouth so we could get more of each other. Breaking off she said, “Oh my goodness, that takes me back to my younger days”.   “And what does this do” I ran a hand up her legs and over her loose granny pants which were wet. “Oh this is not right, but it is so lovely” she moaned with lust as I pushed my fingers inside, I felt a lovely short piss squirt which made her hairy pussy wet and ready. 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Oh yes, play with my clit.” As soon as my thumb hit it, she squirmed and pissed into my hand. It was so fucking sexy. To get her going, I took her over and laid her on the chair with her legs spread wide apart, letting me see her prominent old cunt lips and pubic hair.  As I had a big stonking hard I quickly took off all my clothes and going to the side of the chair close to her head I told her to suck my dick. Which she did, with enthusiasm. Letting my cock go, she asked for her vibrators and proceeded to stick the slim six-inch one up her shit hole and with the thick ten inches started to ream her love tube. “Come on you dirty old cow, fuck yourself. Stick it right up that hairy cunt”, and words similar to get her sexed up”. “I cumming, Peter, this is fucking fantastic. Oh yes. Yesses”. And with that, she shot a fountain of piss.  She looked so fucking hot. Droopy tits a lovely fat wobbly belly and wet cunt hair. She came three times and I was wanking all the time. It got to the stage where I had to let go. Standing over her I shot three massive strings of spunk over her face and tits and she lapped it up. “Now wash me off.” Which I took to be my cue to piss all over her.
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