Ok so I've been dragged of in a two day car journey to France to look around some boring palaces and shit. Thankfully though, I don't have to share a room with my brother. Unfortunately the gîte wi-fi blocks porn (thank God for VPN or else if never see you guys)
Anyway, determined to get at least something out of this holiday, I went to the Mediterranean sea for a swim. Now the Mediterranean is usually a good deal warmer than, say, the Atlantic, but still quite cold. So I thought I'd warm i