When the reality turns out not to be as good as the fantasy/imagined
So, this past weekend I drank my wife's pee for the first time ever (we've been married for over 25 years). We were tent camping, and I had the pleasure of watching her squatting and relieving herself in a large metal bowl multiple times. OK, so I didn't crawl up and stare at her stream, but rather across the tent, dim lighting, her hair and hands more or less prevented me from seeing her actual stream. But the audible hissing was lovely.
Anyway, we were getting ready to have sex, and sh
Having tasted my wife’s pee quite a few times, I can confirm that there are lots of factors in play that affect the taste and her pee - even direct from the source can vary significantly in taste. Examples below, worst first and getting better so read through if you want advice on how to get a taste you might just love.
If she hasn’t been drinking much then it is very strong and acrid. I don’t like that and we have learned this, so we avoid it.
If she has been drinking loads of water
