I did the first suggestion! @sillyme suggested this: So today I was in a public toilet and no one else was there so I decided to try this suggestion. I chose a stall that had a drank right under the wall between stalls and hovered so my stream would go to the side of the toilet (it's surprisingly difficult to get to that place) and peed. My stream was super loud against the tile floor as I peed and I saw the trail of my pale yellow fluid make it's way slowly to the drain and disappear for