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All, As many of you know I have a very sexy MIL that stays over at my house very often as the house is closer to her work. Last weekend the MIL was particularly desperate during her morning pee. Despite being in her mid 50s she is still very sexy with a curvaceous body and holds her bladder all night. However, she is extremely full and desperate in the early morning. MIL rushes to the toilet in her slinky sleeveless lacy pink nightie with matching panties. As I am waking up my penis is erect when MIL huts the toilet as she starts hissing and splattering very loudly on the edge of the toilet water as she arches her back and sticks out hrr firm "C" cup boobs. The look as out of this world as I peered through the open bathroom door. Her loud hiss and splat lasts 28 seconds and then reverts to a light flow with no hiss all in the bowl. The wife wakes up during this event and starts stroking my very erect penis which is getting very hard by now. MIL continues a steady light flow for 30 seconds and then tapers of to tinkling in the bowl. At two minutes MIL still tinkling in the bowl. At three minutes she is still tinkling in the bowl while the wife jerks me off and I explode in her hand.  MIL finally tapers off to a few remaining drops at 3 minutes 34 seconds into her piss. Still sitting on the toilet, yawning and sighing that her bladder is finally empty she tears off a large piece of toilet paper and wipes throughly and then slowly pulls up her panties and flushes. Still hard after my explosion I start fingering the wife to bring her to orgasm with her moaning that her bladder is full. More to follow on that experience. Horney Old Owl  

When I was stationed in Germany, 82nd, air born division , I was out with 2 guys and we were hitting all the bars,  We stopped in one found 2 girls and sat with them, after a few hours and gallons of beer and whiskey shooters  My friend said to one girl, " Ill give to 10 $ to piss in my beer". LOLOLOL  she did and he drank it, I told the girl i was with. Ill give you 20 $ to piss in mine but I have to watch, So I slid under the table and she I pulled her pants down and she peed in my glass, I took my hand and wiped her pussy and licked it., then she said Where is my 20$ LOLOLOL " WOW. 20 years old and in Germany, blondes and booze . life was great. Until we rotated to Afghanistan . another long story.

Completely agree! If the host is willing, there will be no regret or fear of cleanup holding me back!

I think the owner would have difficulty breathing in it, even with the car closed it smelled so the inside must be hell