In today's work they would run DNA and see if it matches anyone in the database.  

True and I've literally gotten UTI's from waiting too long. So, I usually go whenever nature calls. I just bring plenty of tissues in my purse for the future.

Of course the comfort of home is always best. My lady always tells me though when she’s forced to pee in public or in a non ideal situation “desperation always wins “

It usually is annoying if there isn't any toilet paper, usually means we have to shake off the best way we can or use something else to wipe with. Using the bathroom at home will always be the best option than using a public one.

I love when I watch those videos and As soon as they release their stream, they look around for the paper and there isn’t any. You could see feel the look of annoyance. Sometimes the flick the drippings from their lips, which is a bonus.