We'll just walk in, casually, and ruin his whole fucking house. Break the windows, make a mess in every room and trow our beer cans everywhere. We'll piss on his couch, in his kitchen, on the walls, on the floors... The house would be trashed and will reek afterwards.

What if he forget to close his door and go to do groceries while you and your friends need a place to piss ?

Haha I have done that before too. It is a huge turn on for me, only done it in bathrooms that are aren't visited often.

Yeah I don't fucking care. If it's convenient for me to piss there I'll just go ahead and do it. Maybe I'll laugh at you or I'll just say 'Yo bro' and keep on pissing. Lol. And I know you'll like it.

Ur right bro, it's always fun to do somethingg like that. Another thing that I like is hosing down the mirrors and the sinks... Oh, and don't forget the toilet papier. The next person will surely be fucked haha! Or they will add to it.