If he's away for the whole weekend you'll make a huge party and turn his house into a giant urinal lol

Getting a happy ending massage and pissing on the tabke during the massage  part with 2 of her fingers in my ass followed by a hand job until I cum.

I'm pretty sure ISPs don't care about this site. I have never accessed here with a vpn, and I have never had enough issues from it. But I also look at porn without a vpn.

We'll just walk in, casually, and ruin his whole fucking house. Break the windows, make a mess in every room and trow our beer cans everywhere. We'll piss on his couch, in his kitchen, on the walls, on the floors... The house would be trashed and will reek afterwards.

What if he forget to close his door and go to do groceries while you and your friends need a place to piss ?