Get yourself down to the river bank to unleash a nice torrent into it! (Either that, or lowering yourself onto my face.. 😜)

Well I'm bursting right now!! 😜

Not even I could muster up that much piss in one go, sadly! However, I like to think if we collectively all pissed in there we could at least help raise the water levels slightly.. 😉

Morning wood today in hotel

Excellent! Superb eyes!