Yesterday afternoon, as a sexy wet prelude to a regular ‘date night’ session, K and I held a competition to see which of us could pee further. We’d both been filling up for a couple of hours before a G&T on the sofa and a relaxing chat about this and that, and then I explained to her what we’d be doing. Disclaimer: I am a late-fifties man who has to get up 2-3 times in the night to pee and who doesn’t have a strong flow at the best of times; K is a similar-age woman who’s never peed particul