I have just got off the phone with my friend Katherine a few minutes ago and I just have to tell you guys about this. She had phoned me to say thank you for her Christmas card and that her present arrived. The conversation was pretty normal so I won’t share it here and we had been talking for about half an hour when my ears pricked up -
“Ooh Soph, I don’t half need a wee”
“Then go to the toilet!” I laughed, expecting her to end the phone call, put it on hold, mute, anything. No! I could