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That was awesome, and has inspired me to have a go. I will be making this up as I go along, so no idea how it will turn out just yet. But here goes.....

I strode into the darkened room,

and saw in there amidst the gloom,

a lady squatting in the middle, 

with a look of glee as she enjoyed a piddle.

There she was, the kinky whore,

enjoying a piss upon the floor. 

There was a toilet in the next door market, 

but she chose here upon the carpet.

Her beaming face revealed her bliss, 

as she squatted there enjoying her piss.

She looked at me and flashed a grin,

said, "Don't be shy, come on in!"

And all the while she carried on pissing,

with sounds of splashing and of hissing.

She laughed, "They'll need new carpets fitting".

"But could be worse. I could be shitting!"

When she was done, the skanky whore,

gazed at the mess upon the floor,

a massive puddle flooding the place,

a gleeful smile upon her face. 

"This carpet's fucked and I don't care!"

"It's fun to piss just anywhere!"

Then she left, my brain a muddle,

as I stood there staring at her puddle.

But the realisation gained some traction,

having seen this dirty bitch in action, 

that I'm as daft as a cucumber, 

for failing to get her telephone number.

 

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@steve25805

 

Muahahahahahahahahahahahaah!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

 

But were you thinking about me?????😂

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5 minutes ago, spywareonya said:

@steve25805

 

Muahahahahahahahahahahahaah!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

 

But were you thinking about me?????😂

No specific lady in mind, but you did flash across my mind a few times when I was writing it.

 

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1 minute ago, steve25805 said:

No specific lady in mind, but you did flash across my mind a few times when I was writing it.

 

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH  AGAIN

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Reminds me of the time I went into a mini mart on Christmas day, as I scanned the shelves looking for what I needed, a young lady came in, walked alongside me and began to rub her hand along the crotch of my jeans, I could feel myself getting hard, then for some strange reason, found what I was looking for and left. It was only when I arrived home that I realised what had happened. I remember my mother spotting the strange look on my face and asking what had happened, I started putting my coat back on as I told her that basically I'd been touched up by a strange young woman in the shop, She then asked where I was going to now, "back to the shop, I want to see if she wants to take it any further" I replied. Sadly she'd left when I got back, I rode around for a good half hour, but never found her.

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They dressed her in a pair of boots

Tight black panties and a rubber suit

they tied her down, said she looked fine

and made her drink much sparkling wine

they said that soon they'd set her free

that's good, she said, I need to pee

they led her out there was a crowd

they cheered and cheered, were really loud

they tied her up between two trees

she desperately tried to close her knees

A man yelled"quiet, I hear hissing"

he grabbed her crotch and laughed, "she's pissing"

he looked into her pale blue eyes

and ran a hand along her thighs

with his other hand he squeezed her tit 

and asked, are you enjoying it?

she shook her head,

said no, I'm bored

and in her panties dumped a load.

 

 

 

 

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I met a girl at a local dance

and twice that night she pissed her pants

the first was on a busy dance floor

as I spun her around

I heard the crowd roar

a massive jet sprayed though her knicks

and sprayed a girl across her tits

the watching blokes were thrilled to bits

the second time was later on

when nearly all the crowd had gone

after loads to drink she pulled me near

and whispered, 'love, I feel quite queer

I think that someone's spiked my beer

my head is spinning round and round

oh dear, I'm pissing on the ground

she winked and smiled and then she said

well come one then, take me to bed.

 

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An new take on an old valentines verse, although I can't see this ending up inside a store bought card.lol

Roses are red, violets are blue I saw you piss your panties, now I'm in love with you.

Or this one,

they stood upon the burning deck, and watched the fires flicker

there was a strange sound and as the lad looked round

the girl was pissing her knickers.

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Here is a little ditty I read in a top shelf magazine in those long ago pre-internet days...….

 

There was once a young woman from Rhyll

used a dynamite stick for a thrill.

They found her vagina

in North Carolina

and one of her tits in Brazil

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Old King Cole was a merry old soul

and a merry old soul was he.

He called for a light

in the middle of the night

to go to the WC.

The moon shone on the lavatory door.

The candle had a fit.

Cos old King Cole fell down the hole

and came up covered in shit!

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The lane was dark though the moon shone bright

the screech of an owl gave the couple a fright

the lad looked at his girl, "shall we call at my aunts?"

"I think not" she replied "I've just pissed in my pants"

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Jack and Jill ran up the hill

to fetch a pail of water

Jill came down with half a crown

and it wasn't for carrying water

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On ‎6‎/‎22‎/‎2018 at 5:00 PM, owlman76 said:

I met a girl at a local dance

and twice that night she pissed her pants

the first was on a busy dance floor

as I spun her around

I heard the crowd roar

a massive jet sprayed though her knicks

and sprayed a girl across her tits

the watching blokes were thrilled to bits

the second time was later on

when nearly all the crowd had gone

after loads to drink she pulled me near

and whispered, 'love, I feel quite queer

I think that someone's spiked my beer

my head is spinning round and round

oh dear, I'm pissing on the ground

she winked and smiled and then she said

well come one then, take me to bed.

 

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAAH!!!!!

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On ‎6‎/‎22‎/‎2018 at 6:49 PM, steve25805 said:

Here is a little ditty I read in a top shelf magazine in those long ago pre-internet days...….

 

There was once a young woman from Rhyll

used a dynamite stick for a thrill.

They found her vagina

in North Carolina

and one of her tits in Brazil

 muahahahahahahaha THIS IS AMAZING!!!!

Gotta try sooner or later!!!

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