Unisex toilet pissing?

[spywareonya 37,962]

15 hours ago, speedy3471 said:

Now your talking like a true farmer haha. Crop checking is an excuse for us to go drink beer hahahaha

In this case I would definitely become a urban legend, the Crazy Canadian Cunt, a wild and sexually promiscuous woman roaming crops Always drunk and pissing everywhere

[spywareonya 37,962]

Back in topic, I went to a unisex-toilet bar just on Friday during lunch break at work

Guess why I forgot to mention

There wasn't even the key!!! I needed to wash my hand but sincerely refused to piss there, I couldn't risk to piss in the sink since somebody could walk in, and I would have never got near the toilet. I waited till Alex got me at work and we stopped in a little street

Made a puddle so huge I should have took pics…. ahaha had to escape, Jehova's Witnesses coming along the street!!!  Hilarious!!!

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I used them a few times when i was a kid but not since i was about 10 sadly

[speedy3471 10,655]

1 hour ago, spywareonya said:

In this case I would definitely become a urban legend, the Crazy Canadian Cunt, a wild and sexually promiscuous woman roaming crops Always drunk and pissing everywhere

You would give the old retired farmers a heart attack if they saw you out here hahahahahaha 

[spywareonya 37,962]

30 minutes ago, speedy3471 said:

You would give the old retired farmers a heart attack if they saw you out here hahahahahaha 

Aaaaargh!!! It's Nancy, the supernatural slut!!! She will piss on our houses and turn us into her slave!!!

 

1 hour ago, spywareonya said:

Back in topic, I went to a unisex-toilet bar just on Friday during lunch break at work

Guess why I forgot to mention

There wasn't even the key!!! I needed to wash my hand but sincerely refused to piss there, I couldn't risk to piss in the sink since somebody could walk in, and I would have never got near the toilet. I waited till Alex got me at work and we stopped in a little street

Made a puddle so huge I should have took pics…. ahaha had to escape, Jehova's Witnesses coming along the street!!!  Hilarious!!!

I wanted to add this before...

[speedy3471 10,655]

The jehovah's witness people must have had to scratch their eyes out hahaha

Iam sure they've never seen a hot women pissing before hahah

[spywareonya 37,962]

5 hours ago, speedy3471 said:

The jehovah's witness people must have had to scratch their eyes out hahaha

Iam sure they've never seen a hot women pissing before hahah

I didn't wait for them to catch me, sprayed it all outside as soon as I could and then RUUUUUUUUUUUUN ahahahahahha

 

They are harmless but I find them a bit ridiculous...

[speedy3471 10,655]

51 minutes ago, spywareonya said:

I didn't wait for them to catch me, sprayed it all outside as soon as I could and then RUUUUUUUUUUUUN ahahahahahha

 

They are harmless but I find them a bit ridiculous...

As do I. They are totally brainwashed and will stop at nothing in trying to convert you haha

[spywareonya 37,962]

10 hours ago, speedy3471 said:

As do I. They are totally brainwashed and will stop at nothing in trying to convert you haha

I usually cuddle them and tell them my path is a personal one but I do appreciate their intensity, at that point they usually leave me alone...

 

[speedy3471 10,655]

5 hours ago, spywareonya said:

I usually cuddle them and tell them my path is a personal one but I do appreciate their intensity, at that point they usually leave me alone...

 

A fair and honest approach is the best way to handle them 

[spywareonya 37,962]

43 minutes ago, speedy3471 said:

A fair and honest approach is the best way to handle them 

There is stil a human being under the cloak of nonsense

 

 

 

 

Now, for the topic:

 

THE BEST UNISEX TOILET OF THE WORLD IS

 

THE ALLEY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[speedy3471 10,655]

23 minutes ago, spywareonya said:

There is stil a human being under the cloak of nonsense

 

 

 

 

Now, for the topic:

 

THE BEST UNISEX TOILET OF THE WORLD IS

 

THE ALLEY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

I can't believe I forgot about the alley haha. You are so right hahaha

[spywareonya 37,962]

6 hours ago, speedy3471 said:

I can't believe I forgot about the alley haha. You are so right hahaha

It's my favourite unisex toilet

Also parking lots and concerts

The best is athe parking after a night of clubbing

[speedy3471 10,655]

5 minutes ago, spywareonya said:

It's my favourite unisex toilet

Also parking lots and concerts

The best is athe parking after a night of clubbing

I bet. I suppose you piss on parked cars as well hahahaha

[spywareonya 37,962]

16 hours ago, speedy3471 said:

I bet. I suppose you piss on parked cars as well hahahaha

Countless times

About unisex toilets, there is a bar near where I work that has them… been there sometimes but only to wash my hands… 

[speedy3471 10,655]

1 minute ago, spywareonya said:

Countless times

About unisex toilets, there is a bar near where I work that has them… been there sometimes but only to wash my hands… 

When at a bar, you should always piss anywhere but the toilet hahahaha

[spywareonya 37,962]

14 minutes ago, speedy3471 said:

When at a bar, you should always piss anywhere but the toilet hahahaha

Near office… mmh… too difficult… and usually I keep a low profile...

[speedy3471 10,655]

7 minutes ago, spywareonya said:

Near office… mmh… too difficult… and usually I keep a low profile...

I understand. If I go to a bar in a small town I will piss outside or use the urinal. If it's a bar in the city where no one knows me well all bets are off hahaha 

[spywareonya 37,962]

55 minutes ago, speedy3471 said:

I understand. If I go to a bar in a small town I will piss outside or use the urinal. If it's a bar in the city where no one knows me well all bets are off hahaha 

I Always piss between parked cars or  in decorative plant pots when I'm in town

[speedy3471 10,655]

17 minutes ago, spywareonya said:

I Always piss between parked cars or  in decorative plant pots when I'm in town

That's a great place to piss hahaha

[spywareonya 37,962]

5 hours ago, speedy3471 said:

That's a great place to piss hahaha

They are useful and comfortable...

[speedy3471 10,655]

2 hours ago, spywareonya said:

They are useful and comfortable...

And your piss is getting put to good use hahaha

[spywareonya 37,962]

9 hours ago, speedy3471 said:

And your piss is getting put to good use hahaha

Bother boring bored people ahahahah

Went to the bar one hour ago... washed hands… no peeing

The bathroom in the office is ten time more comfortable

[Alfresco 11,637]

I know this is an old thread, but adding here rather than starting a new one.

I was on a course on the weekend for both Saturday and Sunday.  The door to the toilets was simply labelled as "Toilets".   On opening the outer door, you walked into a small open area with a single sink and were faced with two cubicles.  The left cubicle had a female symbol on the door and the right cubicle had a male symbol on the door, but they were simple cubicles of the same style you might get in public toilets - i.e. they had thin melamine coated chipboard walls and doors, none of which went to the floor or ceiling.   

The course had 11 people on it; 6 ladies, 5 men (including me) plus the male trainer.   The course was very informal about breaks as people were working on different things, which meant you could go and get a mug of tea/coffee or go to the toilet whenever it  suited you.   You might have guessed by now that I made sure to drink plenty and mostly timed my visits to the toilet to coincide with when one of the ladies went.   Not every time - that would look suspicious, but as far as I could sensibly get away with it, I would notice when the ladies headed for the toilet and then go myself.  Over the weekend, I heard all 6 of the ladies peeing, with them being separated from me by just a thin piece of board.  They weren't particularly stunning ladies and they ranged in age from about 30 to about 60.   

The first person I heard pee was the lady who was sitting next to me.  She was a slightly heavy girl but with curves in all the right places, a cute face and lovely blond curly hair.   She was wearing trousers and a sweatshirt.   I was making a mug of tea when I saw her go past towards the toilets.  I headed in there too and saw that the "ladies" cubicle was shut and I could hear her pulling down her trousers.  I went into the men's and started peeing, into the water, making a loud splashing.  Almost immediately, my neighbour also started to pee.  I moved my stream more onto the porcelain so I could hear her better.  Her pee must have fallen straight down as it also hit the water directly and went on for about 20 seconds.   There was no hissing or other noises except the splashing in the water.   I finished up and as her flow stopped, I flushed my toilet and left to wash my hands.  I heard her pulling off toilet roll and wiping, then as she flushed, I left the room.

The next one to go in the toilets was the youngest girl at about 30. She had a bit of a hippy look about her and had her dark hair braided back into multiple plaits.  She had a multicoloured jumper and a pair of cargo trousers.  I saw her head for the toilets but I got caught out because when I opened the door she was stood in the cubicle and was just getting tissue to blow her nose.   I entered and went in the men's cubicle and peed, but she went out without peeing.

The oldest lady about 60 was next.  I had seen her head for the toilets, but I took a little while getting there.   She had a gentle stream and it impacted on the porcelain, so no splashing.

The next one I nearly missed.  She was about 35 but quite big and wearing dungarees.  I had gone to the toilet myself this time and had finished and was washing my hands.  I was just opening the door to leave when she arrived.   I stood aside and let her come in, saying sorry for being in the way.  I said I was just about to wash my hands, but she could get in past me first.   I then proceeded to wash my hands again whilst she went in the cubicle, took a bit longer about getting out of her dungarees and then made a thundering pee directly into the water.

On the Sunday, I had the luck of having two "hearings" at once.   I had been in the toilet when someone came in and went into the ladies cubicle, but I obviously couldn't see who.   I came out and washed my hands when another lady came in.  She was about 45 and was wearing jeans.    By this time, there were splashing noises coming from  the ladies cubicles and the newcomer saw that the ladies cubicle was occupied and went straight past me into the men's cubicle.  I heard her put the seat down and then down came her jeans and a high pressure pee erupted onto the porcelain with a nice hiss.  I went to the tea point and made a cup of tea.  I saw that the first person to leave was another mid 40's lady who I hadn't heard on the Saturday. 

I later had the chance to go when the younger hippy girl was in the toilet.   She was a difficult one to catch because she was a smoker and her pattern was to go outside and smoke and then use the toilet on the way back in, so I didn't ever see her heading for the toilet.   However, I struck lucky and spotted her coming back into the building so went to the loo myself and indeed she did go in there.    She pissed with a bit of a hiss to start with, but then it fell back into the water, losing the hiss, continuing to splash for about 25 seconds.

The only person that I hadn't heard now was one of the older ladies - well not that old, about 50 I'd say.  The opportunity arose later in the day and again I heard her peeing a stream straight into the water.

I did hear some of the ladies pee more than once over the two days.   I was pleased that nobody seemed at all bothered by the toilet arrangements and none of the ladies hesitated to use the toilet when there was a man (me or others) in the room.  Nobody even commented that it was unusual.

 

[Kupar 13,341]

I am also using this thread to post a couple of photos of the toilets at the Wolf street-food / craft-beer hall in Brussels that I visited this morning with K. I'd be interested in people's take on this approach, especially from our members such as @Ms. Tito and @DoeHaze and others who are much more knowledgeable and have a much more informed perspective on whether this is a good approach. The areas were sort of separate, but not very. Two sets of cubicles and a urinal area on the self-identified men side. It occurs to me that if @Eliminature wanted to self identify as a man temporarily she would have been able to use the urinals (see them in the 'cool urinals' topic) without anyone batting an eyelid.

Edited July 2, 2022 by Kupar
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