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Favourite Quote, Poem or Saying


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A few sayings I use often-

"If I had a swing like that on my back porch, I'd never leave home" - a girl with a nice ass

"Plow it like an Iowa cornfield" - Find the woman sexually attractive

"Couldn't pour piss out of a boot with directions on the heel" - someone who is not to bright

"Just when you think you've seen it all, you haven't"- when something dumb happens.

 

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