“You Can’t Handle My Urine Honey”

[Starks2010 2,197]

After going back and forth with a close female friend about her peeing on me, it finally happened. 

When I first told her I wanted her to pee on me she said, “You couldn’t handle my urine honey. I pee a lot”. We’d go back in forth, I would tell her how I could take it, she would say things like she’d drown me, we would accuse each other of being scared, she said she’d drink a lot of water and take a water pill and pee on me for minutes.

She arrived at the house, she had been drinking water and had a gallon bottle of water with her in the car which she ended up forgetting in the car. I gave her a bottle of water when she got inside. After about 20 minutes she was desperate to go. I laid out on the living room floor with my hands rested behind my head and told her to go ahead. 

She asked me if I was going to get peed on with clothes on. I said yeah I could always change clothes after. I then took off my fitted tank top and got back in position. She started taking off her peach colored one piece outfit, removed her white silk panties, and wearing just a black bra she squatted down over my mid section, I felt her warmth radiating from her shaved vagina and she started urinating on me. Her stream was warm, hard, and continous. It sounded like a waterfall as it saturated the waistband of my boxer shorts and sweatpants. She pissed and pissed and pissed as her pee saturated the carpet around me. She said, “I told you I pee a lot”.

She raised up off of me and made a comment about her wet legs. I sat up wet and began licking and sucking on her until she came. Then for another 5-6 minutes after she came. 

About an hour and change later she had to go again. She was trying to go in the bathroom, I told her that’s the mensroom. After some back and forth we were back in the dark living room. I removed my shirts and laid out on the floor again. She stripped down to her bra, stood over me and stepped in a wet patch from the last piss. I slide over some, she stood over me, legs spread, I looked up her thick legs as she began to piss on my stomach, chest, the lower portion of my face. She pissed so much it was unreal, so hard and so fast with a nice hissing sound. Finally she finished and I sat up and licked and sucked on her. So warm, moist and fresh. 

We called it a night. As soon as she woke up in the morning I turned her over, pulled her panties off and started licking on her before she could get up to pee. When she was done I told her to pee on me because I knew she had to go pretty bad being she just woke up. She told me I made the pee go back up and she should be ready after she brushes her teeth.

After she got cleaned up she had to piss pretty bad. I put on my black, Calvin Klein designated piss shirt which I wear to get pissed on then just hang it to dry. It was pretty stiff from the last pee it withstood. 

I laid on the floor in the bedroom. She said not in here, lets go downstairs. We went back to the living room, I put the shirt on, laid on the floor, looked up her blue silk gown on (no panties on), she spread her legs and straight, hot, yellow morning pissed from beneath her gown on my chest, my face, my eyes, up my nose. 

She finished, wiped and dropped the paper towel which she picked up and threw away. She had me smelling like her sweet pee. 

She told me to enjoy because she’s not doing it anymore which I don’t believe because I know she enjoyed pissing on me. Below are pictures of my pissy carpet though you can’t really see anything. I was peed on near the couch, middle of the floor, and by the wall. 

[Alfresco 11,633]

That is super hot and definitely a treat to be repeated.   I hope your carpet survives the copious washings, but it sounds like she drinks a lot and is very hydrated, so hopefully will be fine.

I would really love my wife to pee all over me on the carpet, but I'm always worried about the longer term impact on the carpet, so on the rare occasions that I have managed to get her to pee on me, it has been on towels rather than carpet, but nevertheless, still lots of fun and very hot.

Edited February 12, 2018 by Alfresco

[Starks2010 2,197]

6 hours ago, Alfresco said:

That is super hot and definitely a treat to be repeated.   I hope your carpet survives the copious washings, but it sounds like she drinks a lot and is very hydrated, so hopefully will be fine.

I would really love my wife to pee all over me on the carpet, but I'm always worried about the longer term impact on the carpet, so on the rare occasions that I have managed to get her to pee on me, it has been on towels rather than carpet, but nevertheless, still lots of fun and very hot.

I’ve noticed a lot of women get caught up worrying about the mess. What if you went out and picked up a special piss rug? Do you think she’d be okay with that? Then you can roll it up and put it away. I have a blue tarp which I would keep at one of my ex’s house for piss play at her house.

[BlindListener 152]

Long before discovering this website I believed that I would like a woman to pee on me, now I really would like to try this.  I would like to be naked in the tub, let her pee over me, then afterwood the clean up would be very easy.