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We've all seen videos where it's made to look effortless, but for the inexperienced and non-porn stars of the world, is peeing standing up for women actually doable without getting it all over yourself? (And without any devices to assist of course) 

This is obviously a question for the girls, but if any guys have had experiences with girlfriends/wives etc peeing standing up, I'd be curious to hear your thoughts. 

I have a friend who has tried and told me it has been extremely unsuccessful and messy so far (not that I'd necessarily call messy 'unsuccessful'). Is there a technique I should be recommending? :p 

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Some can & some can't for a variety of reasons & it's hard to say if there's any one method that works in general. The way I learned how to do it is to jut my hips forward, spread my labia with my fingers & pull upwards on the skin a bit, & force it out. It's still 50/50 of whether or not it's going to be a mess..:wetting:

Female Urinary Devices (She-wees, Go-Girls, etc.) are AWESOME. I love mine! It was perfect for when my ankle was sprained a few months ago & had trouble standing up after sitting. It's also really fun too, lol. It will overflow if I don't regulate my stream though.

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Obviously I cannot speak for every woman but I find it incredibly difficult! I've tried many techniques and had plenty of practice in the shower and no matter what I do, it's a lottery whether or not I'm going to soak my legs. 

When I successfully do it, it's great! A nice straight stream that lands a little in front of me. Not high enough to pee through the zip of my jeans, but I wouldn't have to undress much.

When I don't do it right? It's like someone didn't quite properly put their thumb over a hosepipe. My wee seems to fan out like a sprinkler and completely soak my legs, and as I adjust it just gets worse and goes everywhere.

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After a few weeks, I found it quite easy to do reliably every time. The difficult part is at the end, when the stream slows down. It’s really difficult to direct it when it’s trickling out and it ends up going straight down- I always have to lean forward over the toilet. And of course, I’m nowhere near peeing through the fly, and doubt I ever will be.

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I can tell you that Miss Piss could...with a better aim then most guys. :2_grimacing:

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It's not for me, perhaps I am doing something wrong however, I am satisfied with sitting or squatting.

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It depends on bodily features. For me is almost natural,  my urethra is so frontward-inclined that what is difficult, for me, is backside piss! Unless I position carefully, in that case my backside piss is quite thick and good:p

 

As daily features, pissing standing is quite normal to me.

 

Yet, I have thaught many of my lesbian lovers to pee standing regardless of urethra shape or inclination. It CAN be thaught, I mean with actual results

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Both of my ladies can, easily, although they are relatively small.

Depending on what shop you go to, they are size 4 through 10, or if weight is an indication, 55kg and 50kg with Mary being the lightest.

When standing with feet apart, both can splatter the floor (or someone), just in front of them, if mess is not a worry, pee forms a nice spiral down thighs and legs on it's way to freedom. Either way, it's always fun to watch.

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I used to know someone who could do it, even through the zip of their jeans, with pretty good accuracy! ... alas no-one else I've known has been willing to try.

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I just want to thank all the women who shared their experiences. As a man, it is sometimes a challenge to understand the diversity of outcomes different women attain. Typically, I might encounter one porn video of a woman peeing while standing like an expert, but I have no clue whether or not this is typical for her or if she just won the lottery. It is a shame there aren't more producers who focus on this kind of content, which would allow the viewer to learn from the repeated trials and greater sample size.

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From my point of view, it's much harder on the guys who watch them. :p

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10 hours ago, glad1 said:

From my point of view, it's much harder on the guys who watch them. :p

HAHAHAHAHAHA got a while to see your point but now is HAHAHAHAHA

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On 20/12/2017 at 4:33 AM, spywareonya said:

It depends on bodily features. For me is almost natural,  my urethra is so frontward-inclined that what is difficult, for me, is backside piss! Unless I position carefully, in that case my backside piss is quite thick and good:p

 

As daily features, pissing standing is quite normal to me.

 

Yet, I have thaught many of my lesbian lovers to pee standing regardless of urethra shape or inclination. It CAN be thaught, I mean with actual results

Amazing post spy

Are you saying you pee standing up on a regular basis?

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1 hour ago, Peeguy said:

Amazing post spy

Are you saying you pee standing up on a regular basis?

Whenever I walk along the town, if I wear shoes I don't want splashes on, I pee standing on car doors, as soon as nobody walks by for the time I need to relieve myself. Since I Always wear microskirt or short dresses, stockings and no panties, I do not need much time, maybe 45 seconds, I just pause next to a car, spread my labia, pee, and resume my walking. There is a post in my thread "where would you like to see me pee" about me flooding a scooter peeing standing

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5 minutes ago, spywareonya said:

Whenever I walk along the town, if I wear shoes I don't want splashes on, I pee standing on car doors, as soon as nobody walks by for the time I need to relieve myself. Since I Always wear microskirt or short dresses, stockings and no panties, I do not need much time, maybe 45 seconds, I just pause next to a car, spread my labia, pee, and resume my walking. There is a post in my thread "where would you like to see me pee" about me flooding a scooter peeing standing

This paints a most lovely picture in my mind. :D

I'd don't think I'm the only one who enjoys seeing a woman do this, either. It may not be all that common to see, but perhaps it's that element of surprise that makes it so hot for me.  

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5 minutes ago, glad1 said:

This paints a most lovely picture in my mind. :D

I'd don't think I'm the only one who enjoys seeing a woman do this, either. It may not be all that common to see, but perhaps it's that element of surprise that makes it so hot for me.  

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