Sophie - Ask Me Anything

[Sophie 22,980]

8 hours ago, WetMart said:

Hi Sophie have you ever peed in a container like a bowl or bucket ?

I've peed into an empty coffee jar before if that counts? We had builders in the bathroom and I didn't want to ask them all to leave just so I could pee but I had just woken up and I was bursting. For some reason I had an empty jar in my room so I took off the lid and positioned it between my legs. The relief was heavenly! I replaced the lid and hid the jar to be emptied later. 

7 hours ago, Bharat15 said:

Are u desperate to pee?

 

🙄

[steamlover6 719]

3 hours ago, Sophie said:

I had an empty jar in my room so I took off the lid

That was so nice to hear you managed to pee in such a desperate situation... I have exactly the same jar in my workshop, it save so many trips into the house during the average day! 

[Sophie 22,980]

1 hour ago, steamlover6 said:

That was so nice to hear you managed to pee in such a desperate situation... I have exactly the same jar in my workshop, it save so many trips into the house during the average day! 

My favourite part was how wide it is at the top. I didn't really have to aim! The splashing was a little louder than I'd have liked and the warmth felt a little strange. 

[WetMart 984]

4 hours ago, Sophie said:

My favourite part was how wide it is at the top. I didn't really have to aim! The splashing was a little louder than I'd have liked and the warmth felt a little strange. 

I can imagine the wide top would make it easier to go , like how you improvised when you were bursting 

[steve25805 121,079]

@Sophie, if you could have had an alternative career - anything at all - and had the talent for it, what would you have done?

Formula 1 championship driver?

Rock star?

Classical pianist?

Astronaut?

Scientist?

Pee porn star?

Or something else?

[Kupar 12,313]

Two questions from me also, if that's OK @Sophie. First, what do you call what's in the picture - crumpet or pikelet? And second, would you prefer them with butter and marmite, or butter and jam? or not at all?

[Sophie 22,980]

1 hour ago, steve25805 said:

@Sophie, if you could have had an alternative career - anything at all - and had the talent for it, what would you have done?

Formula 1 championship driver?

Rock star?

Classical pianist?

Astronaut?

Scientist?

Pee porn star?

Or something else?

I was going to say something to do with TV, a camera operator or something like that but then you said "and have the talent for it..." 

I'd have to say a product designer (often known as an industrial designer). I love the idea of being able to improve people's lives in a significant way. Clever designs that make things easier, or more comfortable. I love the thought of being able to take an idea no matter how small or simple and turn it into reality.  Imagine being the person who created the computer mouse, it revolutionised computing and has been used every day by millions of people for decades. How awesome is that? 

Take this peeler for example, it is a complete game changer in the vegetable world and has changed generations of lives for the better. It is designed solely on being as comfortable and easy to use as possible. No bells or whistles. I would love to have an alternative career where someone's life is improved and I can think to myself "I did that" 

[Sophie 22,980]

1 hour ago, Kupar said:

Two questions from me also, if that's OK @Sophie. First, what do you call what's in the picture - crumpet or pikelet? And second, would you prefer them with butter and marmite, or butter and jam? or not at all?

You can ask me twenty questions if you want! 😁

I would call that a crumpet and I would have it with marmite. Partly because I love marmite and I've eaten it nearly every day for the last 30 years. Jam would also be nice though! 

[steve25805 121,079]

8 minutes ago, Sophie said:

 

I would call that a crumpet and I would have it with marmite. Partly because I love marmite and I've eaten it nearly every day for the last 30 years. Jam would also be nice though! 

I call them crumpets too, though I prefer them only with butter. No marmite or jam.

[Kupar 12,313]

10 minutes ago, steve25805 said:

I call them crumpets too, though I prefer them only with butter. No marmite or jam.

 

13 minutes ago, Sophie said:

I would call that a crumpet and I would have it with marmite. Partly because I love marmite and I've eaten it nearly every day for the last 30 years. Jam would also be nice though! 

Thank you both! No agenda behind my questions really. Just curious 🙂 (And in case you're interested, we used to call them pikelets when I was growing up, but I tend to call them crumpets these days, and I honestly couldn't decided between the marmite, jam or butter-only options: it depends on time of day and other context I think.) 

[MC Cumzy 1,372]

Have you ever peed in a urinal?

[Sophie 22,980]

1 hour ago, MC Cumzy said:

Have you ever peed in a urinal?

I haven't but I would like to. I'm too worried getting caught by someone walking in! I've used the gents before but I was hidden away in a stall. 

[Kupar 12,313]

I have a few more questions for you @Sophie as I know you love to answer them 🙂 

First, what big life changes would you make, if any, if you won big on the lottery? Would you give up work? Move house to somewhere with 100s of acres of woodland behind your garden? Retrain as a TV camerawoman? Buy a holiday home in France?

Second, assuming those lottery tickets continue to fail you, where do you see yourself in ten years' time? (Sorry - this isn't a job interview!)

Finally, and this is a horrible one, so don't answer if you don't want to, which would you choose: a romantic weekend away with M (children are being looked after elsewhere) in a country house hotel where there are opportunities aplenty for wet playtimes, or an afternoon's 1-to-1 photography session with Lucy Pinder, where there's as much Sprite as you can both drink, a selection of dangerous small bikinis, but no guarantee that your persuasive powers will be enough to encourage Lucy to do those special poses you really, really want to see?

[Sophie 22,980]

7 hours ago, Kupar said:

First, what big life changes would you make, if any, if you won big on the lottery? Would you give up work? Move house to somewhere with 100s of acres of woodland behind your garden? Retrain as a TV camerawoman? Buy a holiday home in France?

I'd likely find something different for work. Don't get me wrong, I really love my job but if I could I would do something more "fun" and less stressful. They say if you do the job you love you never work a day in your life. I'd like to be an industrial designer, prototyping and coming up with ideas. I'd have a house custom built to my own design with lots of woodland, maybe a little stream. I'd want it to be custom built because if I buy a house there will always be something that I didn't like no matter how small. Custom allows me to have what I want, how I want, and where I want it. (A downstairs loo would be lovely!)

7 hours ago, Kupar said:

Second, assuming those lottery tickets continue to fail you, where do you see yourself in ten years' time? (Sorry - this isn't a job interview!)

In ten years time I can see myself still working here but hopefully with a promotion, deputy head teacher or something like that. Ideally I would be living somewhere else but still local, there's some nicer places in the city. I'll probably have a new car, another Subaru would be nice but it'll likely be electric with the way everything is ing at the moment. Other than the birth of my youngest not much has changed over the last 10 years so I don't see much changing in the next 10. 

7 hours ago, Kupar said:

Finally, and this is a horrible one, so don't answer if you don't want to, which would you choose: a romantic weekend away with M (children are being looked after elsewhere) in a country house hotel where there are opportunities aplenty for wet playtimes, or an afternoon's 1-to-1 photography session with Lucy Pinder, where there's as much Sprite as you can both drink, a selection of dangerous small bikinis, but no guarantee that your persuasive powers will be enough to encourage Lucy to do those special poses you really, really want to see?

 

I would choose Lucy. (Sorry Mark!) I really like the idea of a romantic weekend away somewhere exceptionally nice and having lots of wet fun but I can see myself making that happen. A sexy photography session with Lucy Pinder would be a once in a lifetime opportunity. Even just meeting her would be a dream come true. It would still be incredible even if I didn't see her standing with her legs squeezed together. I love the thought of her drinking lots of sprite inbetween outfits, slowly but surely getting more and more desperate but staying professional until it just becomes too much for her. "You know what, Soph... I really need a wee..."

[Kupar 12,313]

On 3/12/2021 at 4:20 PM, Sophie said:

A sexy photography session with Lucy Pinder would be a once in a lifetime opportunity

Well. What do we have here? https://peefans.com/topic/18899-birthday-surprise-photoshoot-turns-wet/

[WetMart 984]

Hi Sophie have you ever peed on the beach?

[Sophie 22,980]

19 minutes ago, WetMart said:

Hi Sophie have you ever peed on the beach?

Hi! Many times. I usually pee in the water but there has been a few times I've found somewhere quiet or discrete and pulled down my bikini to pee. Or if it's already wet I'll just pee through it.

[Guest UnabashedUser]

On 3/1/2021 at 12:50 PM, Sophie said:

My favourite part was how wide it is at the top. I didn't really have to aim! The splashing was a little louder than I'd have liked and the warmth felt a little strange. 

For guys this bottle works well both in bed and in  the car as it's wide enough and has a leak free gasketed cap  that won't leak and a clever handle for use while you drive.

[DrownMeQuick 204]

I'd be curious to know what, if any, pee scenarios you fantasise about while masturbating?  And if I can ask another, what's the most unusual/inappropriate place you've gotten yourself off?

[Sophie 22,980]

On 3/28/2021 at 4:56 AM, Uroguy said:

Sophie, good evening. I was wondering if you ever urinated in the men's bathroom in a public place when the ladies' room wasn't available and you weren't able to hold it any longer? I had such an experience a couple of weeks ago at a grocery store outing with my mother. I described my story in "Desperate times call for desperate measures" in pee encounters and experiences. What do you think of this experience and have you ever been in the scenario I mentioned in the above topic?

Good evening! I have peed in the mens bathroom before but it never has been out of desperation. It's very rare I get desperate enough to need to make an emergency visit and since I don't go to clubs, cinemas etc that often I don't usually have to stand in long queues either. I also don't mind peeing outside so if I was in that situation I'd probably find somewhere else. I haven't read the story so I cannot comment on it.

[Sophie 22,980]

On 3/28/2021 at 9:13 AM, DrownMeQuick said:

I'd be curious to know what, if any, pee scenarios you fantasise about while masturbating?  And if I can ask another, what's the most unusual/inappropriate place you've gotten yourself off?

There's a couple of scenarios that I tend to go to if I'm thinking about that sort of thing while masturbating. The first is rather tame, I like to fantasise about a friend and I using the ladies toilets. Yes, really. The little details usually change but the general idea is we're both out somewhere and need to pee, so we find some toilets. I fantasise about it in great detail, all the different sounds, hearing the clothes being pulled down, the tinkle of pee hitting water, the little sighs.

The other fantasy is a friend trying wetting for the first time, and wanting to do it with me. Both of us deliberately getting really desperate and generally having fun until she reaches the bursting point. She stands there and just lets it go, soaking her jeans on purpose for the first time ever in her life. Then watching as I join in, finally getting the relief I had been craving.

I have lots of non sexual fantasies, but these are the wet ones I usually go to.

As for your other question, I'm pretty vanilla so i don't really have that many unusual places, the only one that comes to mind is in some public toilets, locked in a stall listening to the people peeing around me, them having no idea what I was doing. I've only done it once, but I really enjoyed it.

[Kupar 12,313]

On 3/29/2021 at 9:27 PM, Sophie said:

I have lots of non sexual fantasies

Hi Sophie - could you tell us one or two of these? And another question too. Desert island songs - what are your choices today of three songs to have with you.

[Sophie 22,980]

4 minutes ago, Kupar said:

On 3/29/2021 at 9:27 PM, Sophie said:

I have lots of non sexual fantasies

Hi Sophie - could you tell us one or two of these?

Whoops! I had meant to write "non-pee" fantasies! I do have a couple of non sexual ones though so I shall write about both.

A non sexual fantasy of mine is going out for a meal with my husband, going somewhere really nice and fancy so I am able to wear a nice dress and I guess show off a little. I'm not usually an attention seeker but I sometimes fantasise about having all eyes on me, wearing something that really stands out but still looks classy. I want people to look at me and wish they were my husband, wish they were the ones going home with me tonight.

As for non pee, I fantasise about having sex outdoors. A nice grassy field or meadow on a summer night where it's warm enough to be naked outside. Slow, loving sex just as the sun is setting, not caring about being quiet or getting caught, only showing our love for each other. Really taking our time and enjoying the moment, ending with a mutual orgasm, not holding back at all. Letting all of our pleasure shine through.

14 minutes ago, Kupar said:

Desert island songs - what are your choices today of three songs to have with you.

Boston - More than a feeling. This song always puts me in a great mood and I'll never tire of it.

Robbie Williams - Angels. One of my all time favourite songs.

Queen - Don't Stop Me Now. How can you not like this song? It will cheer me up no matter what, and it is lively enough to keep me motivated

[Kupar 12,313]

Thanks Sophie - really interesting answers. Love all those songs. And as for the fantasies ... what can I say. Two belting ones (the best thing is that they *could* be lived out, but it doesn't matter if they aren't - they work as pure fantasy too). Thanks again ❤️

Edited April 6, 2021 by Kupar
Missing closing parenthesis

[Kupar 12,313]

I have two more questions please Sophie, if you're happy to answer them:

• What are the three things you are most proud of in your life?
• What are your three favourite ways to orgasm?

Thanks!