Post about your pee!

[Eliminature 5,107]

On 6/15/2022 at 10:32 PM, Bacardi said:

I just accomplished a pee I've been wanting to try for a while. It wasn't naughty per se, but it made me so, so happy! 

I wrote another member's username down on a piece of paper, set it down in my bathtub, and peed all over it! They pictures were very much appreciated on his end, and I am full of butterflies and smiles 🥰🥰

Oooh, sexy! 

[Eliminature 5,107]

Yesterday, Mr Eliminature and I were waiting at the bus station in a city with a famoua cathedral and a university and we'd been drinking some local ale. Not a problem, we were going to use the loos before getting on the coach back to our own city. Unfortunately, they were closed.

Well, the coach was delayed (I'm actually going to complain about that) ans untrackable for over an hour. Mr E was getting increasingly twitchy and desperate - something which happens a lot as he gets older. I encouraged him to find a discreet place to go outside.  

He came back several minutes later looking much relieved. I asked him to describe it and he said he found a dead end alleyway near the university and pissed against the wall. As he told me this in my ear, I felt my clit go hard under my skirt. 

As for me, I was wearing a long, wide ruffled/flounced skirt - my fishnets and Goth boots were visible underneath so not quite maxi, but long and flouncy enough for coverage. I was going to find the same alleyway he had, but instead, I decided to try a technique that @gldenwetgoose has theorised about on this forum. I found a patch of grass verge under some ornamental trees. There were students milling about, catching the evening rays, but no one paid me any attention. I squatteded right down on one knee with my skirt covering me, parted my labia underneath my skirt and released a long, hissing pee through the crotch hole of my fishnet tights* and into the grass, unseen by any onlookers. To my surprise, it worked! The only evidence was a small darker patch on the soil in the grass when I rose up. 

I'm not much of a squatter, I do prefer to stand. Squatting actually didn't feel very stable! But I'm glad I've tried it and I will make it in my way to try it again. Perhaps over a drain, next time. I don't think I'll try it anywhere without somewhere for the liquid to drain, though. I'd only get a wet skirt! 

*I deliberately make a crotch hole in any pair of tights I own so I can pee without removing them. 

[Eliminature 5,107]

About two hours later (the coach was really delayed), we were finally making our way home from the bus station of our home city. I needed to release some more fluid. 

This time, I did it the normal way - well, normal for me, I guess. I found a diacreet corner, lifted my dress and released an arc of frothy pee against the wall whilst standing. It pooled and snaked onto the concrete below. When my bladder was empty, I had a little shake, dropped my skirt back into position and we walked on.

[glad1 2,597]

9 minutes ago, Eliminature said:

This time, I did it the normal way - well, normal for me, I guess. I found a diacreet corner, lifted my dress and released an arc of frothy pee against the wall whilst standing. It pooled and snaked onto the concrete below. When my bladder was empty, I had a little shake, dropped my skirt back into position and we walked on.

Girls who can release a frothy arc always have a special place in my heart! ( Or at least somewhere in my anatomy. 😁 ) 

As for that little shake at the end, it might have put me over the edge.

[Eliminature 5,107]

2 minutes ago, glad1 said:

Girls who can release a frothy arc always have a special place in my heart! ( Or at least somewhere in my anatomy. 😁 ) 

Squatting openly on the grass whilst students were milling around felt great, but I must admit, I prefer to stand. 

[glad1 2,597]

1 minute ago, Eliminature said:

Squatting openly on the grass whilst students were milling around felt great, but I must admit, I prefer to stand. 

I must admit I prefer when you stand, too!

Not that I would ever wish to encourage you. 😉

[WetMart 985]

The thought of your squatting and peeing near to where there were other people is great. Is it something you would do again?

 

[DoctorDoctor 1,069]

6 hours ago, Eliminature said:

Squatting openly on the grass whilst students were milling around felt great, but I must admit, I prefer to stand. 

I enjoy watching a woman pee with an arcing stream, no matter what position - standing, sitting, squatting (or something else).

[Eliminature 5,107]

7 hours ago, WetMart said:

The thought of your squatting and peeing near to where there were other people is great. Is it something you would do again?

 

As a general rule, I prefer to stand. That said, I didn't hate this particular pee in a squatting position. 

We'll have to see if the opportunity arises again. If it does, I'll certainly take it! If not, you'll have to be satisfied with my standing pees! 😉

[WetMart 985]

Your standing pees are always good 👍 

[ukpeegirl86 2,973]

My favourite thing is carpet peeing however I don’t like peeing on my own carpet due to the cleanup and risk of smell. I get these massive urges every so often to pee on carpet though. It will sometimes reach the point where I can’t help myself. Tonight I decided to address the urge. I live in a block of flats and we have carpeted hallways and stairways, industrial carpet, heavy duty stuff. Wearing a black dress with no knickers I went down the first flight of stairs to the landing and I stood beside the open window. Listening to the rain falling outside I opened my legs into a wide stance and began to piss downwards from a standing position onto the carpet. I’d really needed to go and I left a puddle around 30cm in diameter. Initially it pooled on the surface of the carpet and it quickly absorbed, showing little sign that I’d just stood and emptied my full bladder onto the carpeted floor. 

Edited July 1, 2022 by ukpeegirl86

[Kupar 12,355]

23 minutes ago, ukpeegirl86 said:

My favourite thing is carpet peeing however I don’t like peeing on my own carpet due to the cleanup and risk of smell. I get these massive urges every so often to pee on carpet though. It will sometimes reach the point where I can’t help myself. Tonight I decided to address the urge. I live in a block of flats and we have carpeted hallways and stairways, industrial carpet, heavy duty stuff. Wearing a black dress with no knickers I went down the first flight of stairs to the landing and I stood beside the open window. Listening to the rain falling outside I opened my legs into a wide stance and began to piss downwards from a standing position onto the carpet. I’d really needed to go and I left a puddle around 30cm in diameter. Initially it pooled on the surface of the carpet and it quickly absorbed, showing little sign that I’d just stood and emptied my full bladder onto the carpeted floor. 

Wonderful! I hope your massive urge to pee on a carpet was satisfied in a very pleasurable way 😊 

[ukpeegirl86 2,973]

When I left for work early this morning I couldn’t resist having another carpet pee in the same spot I used last night. I left very early and there was nobody else around so on my way out I stopped on the first landing in the corner, but this time I pulled down my knickers and positioned myself in a low squat. I pissed all over the carpet once again. I really do love the buzz of pissing in places I shouldn’t.

[radu 125]

6 hours ago, ukpeegirl86 said:

When I left for work early this morning I couldn’t resist having another carpet pee in the same spot I used last night. I left very early and there was nobody else around so on my way out I stopped on the first landing in the corner, but this time I pulled down my knickers and positioned myself in a low squat. I pissed all over the carpet once again. I really do love the buzz of pissing in places I shouldn’t.

I'd love to see a stain on the carpet from your pee. After your peeing, there was no smell in the stairwell?

Edited July 1, 2022 by radu

[jmatthews1995 3,465]

Got home bursting to pee. Forced my poor bladder to hold it through a whole shower. Got dressed, went to the bathroom. Let a big spurt go into my boxers and then relieved myself as normal. Damp patch is drying nicely. 😄

[Eliminature 5,107]

A few Sundays ago, Mr E and I visited a local pub to mark the anniversaries of the deaths of Brian Jones of the Rolling Stones and Jim Morrison of the Doors. We were in the beer garden, listening to the live music inside and watching them through the pub window. Well, I drank rather more than was good for me and because there were quite a number of people milling about, I left finding a discreet place to pee (which I'd had every intention of doing from the start) a little bit late.

Well, by the time I made a move, I actually had to consciously clamp my sphincter closed; my bladder had three beers in it and it was screaming! I briskly walked to the end of the street, as well as I was able, and I thought of going into a small, dark corner just behind the ring road/expressway but I realised I wasn't going to make it that far.

I checked that the street was deserted, lifted my black mini dress and released a glistening arc into the foot high grass/weeds at the inner edge of the pavement. A thick, clear stream. The evening light caught the drops, making them glint. I then dropped my skirt and walked back to the pub for more beer.

I paid for the indulgence the next day with a bloody awful hangover! 

[Kupar 12,355]

8 hours ago, Eliminature said:

I paid for the indulgence the next day with a bloody awful hangover! 

Needs the care emoji too Eli 🤗. Thanks for the post ... I can picture the scene 😊

[Bacardi 9,105]

I took a gamble today. 

Was showering when I noticed i didn't have a towel. I shouted for hubby to grab me one but as i was standing half out if the shower i realized i needed a pee. I sort of let go automatically but realized i shouldn't cause hubby was on his way with my towel. He eventually got me one but once I was alone i decided i couldn't hold it and wanted to have some fun lol. With one foot in the tub and one out i peed with the hope that most of it would end up in the tub, but unfortunately that wasn't the case 🤣 most of it trickled down the side of the tub and onto the floor, but that was alright. Clean up was easy and it was no big deal.

Edited July 21, 2022 by Bacardi

[Kupar 12,355]

4 hours ago, Bacardi said:

I took a gamble today. 

Was showering when I noticed i didn't have a towel. I shouted for hubby to grab me one but as i was standing half out if the shower i realized i needed a pee. I sort of let go automatically but realized i shouldn't cause hubby was on his way with my towel. He eventually got me one but once I was alone i decided i couldn't hold it and wanted to have some fun lol. With one foot in the tub and one out i peed with the hope that most of it would end up in the tub, but unfortunately that wasn't the case 🤣 most of it trickled down the side of the tub and onto the floor, but that was alright. Clean up was easy and it was no big deal.

Ooh! That's a lovely mental image you have conjured up 😍. I'm glad you had some fun @Bacardi x

[chelseastorm 555]

I'm currently trying to drink and hold it for the next hour, I don't feel good but I just want to sit on the couch in my camper and piss and then nap

[durianfury 1,819]

18 minutes ago, chelseastorm said:

I'm currently trying to drink and hold it for the next hour, I don't feel good but I just want to sit on the couch in my camper and piss and then nap

Hope you feel better soon, and hope you enjoy that naughty piss!

[janny-ammerson 65]

On 7/22/2022 at 1:30 AM, chelseastorm said:

I'm currently trying to drink and hold it for the next hour, I don't feel good but I just want to sit on the couch in my camper and piss and then nap

Enjoy!

[Sophie 23,030]

I had another wonderful experience with my husband this morning. 

I woke up, climbed of bed and stumbled across the landing to the bathroom. I was about to sit down on the toilet but I got distracted by a scratch on my face, I have no idea how it happened, maybe from one of my finger nails in my sleep? Somehow I completely forgot about my full bladder and started brushing my teeth! A couple of minutes later my husband walked in, flipped up the toilet seat/lid and started peeing, a loud thundering stream... That reminded me! I actually started jiggling while stood at the sink, the urge had come back with a vengeance. 

Once Mark had finished I gave him a kiss and smiled as I pulled down the shorts I had slept in. "My turn!" I sat with my shorts at my knees and moments later a beautiful tinkle rang out, it felt so wonderful. Mark was watching me and I felt really beautiful, and I really enjoyed sharing a private moment with him. Sure it was only a wee, and he couldn't really see anything, but it felt special. I went for quite a while and took some toilet paper, reaching between my legs and wiping front to back while looking at Mark with a smile.

I stood up and flushed the toilet before wriggling my legs a little to make my shorts drop to the floor. Looking Mark in the eyes I reached for the bottom of my t-shirt and pulled it over my head before kissing him deeply, stepping out of my shorts. My hands went to his boxers as we kissed and I pulled them down, breaking the kiss with a smile and reaching over to turn on the shower. I kissed him softly a few more times before stepping in the shower with a grin, gesturing with my finger for him to join me. 

[Kupar 12,355]

4 minutes ago, Sophie said:

I had another wonderful experience with my husband this morning. 

I woke up, climbed of bed and stumbled across the landing to the bathroom. I was about to sit down on the toilet but I got distracted by a scratch on my face, I have no idea how it happened, maybe from one of my finger nails in my sleep? Somehow I completely forgot about my full bladder and started brushing my teeth! A couple of minutes later my husband walked in, flipped up the toilet seat/lid and started peeing, a loud thundering stream... That reminded me! I actually started jiggling while stood at the sink, the urge had come back with a vengeance. 

Once Mark had finished I gave him a kiss and smiled as I pulled down the shorts I had slept in. "My turn!" I sat with my shorts at my knees and moments later a beautiful tinkle rang out, it felt so wonderful. Mark was watching me and I felt really beautiful, and I really enjoyed sharing a private moment with him. Sure it was only a wee, and he couldn't really see anything, but it felt special. I went for quite a while and took some toilet paper, reaching between my legs and wiping front to back while looking at Mark with a smile.

I stood up and flushed the toilet before wriggling my legs a little to make my shorts drop to the floor. Looking Mark in the eyes I reached for the bottom of my t-shirt and pulled it over my head before kissing him deeply, stepping out of my shorts. My hands went to his boxers as we kissed and I pulled them down, breaking the kiss with a smile and reaching over to turn on the shower. I kissed him softly a few more times before stepping in the shower with a grin, gesturing with my finger for him to join me. 

Beautiful - as ever @Sophie!

[MC Cumzy 1,380]

2 hours ago, Sophie said:

I had another wonderful experience with my husband this morning. 

I woke up, climbed of bed and stumbled across the landing to the bathroom. I was about to sit down on the toilet but I got distracted by a scratch on my face, I have no idea how it happened, maybe from one of my finger nails in my sleep? Somehow I completely forgot about my full bladder and started brushing my teeth! A couple of minutes later my husband walked in, flipped up the toilet seat/lid and started peeing, a loud thundering stream... That reminded me! I actually started jiggling while stood at the sink, the urge had come back with a vengeance. 

Once Mark had finished I gave him a kiss and smiled as I pulled down the shorts I had slept in. "My turn!" I sat with my shorts at my knees and moments later a beautiful tinkle rang out, it felt so wonderful. Mark was watching me and I felt really beautiful, and I really enjoyed sharing a private moment with him. Sure it was only a wee, and he couldn't really see anything, but it felt special. I went for quite a while and took some toilet paper, reaching between my legs and wiping front to back while looking at Mark with a smile.

I stood up and flushed the toilet before wriggling my legs a little to make my shorts drop to the floor. Looking Mark in the eyes I reached for the bottom of my t-shirt and pulled it over my head before kissing him deeply, stepping out of my shorts. My hands went to his boxers as we kissed and I pulled them down, breaking the kiss with a smile and reaching over to turn on the shower. I kissed him softly a few more times before stepping in the shower with a grin, gesturing with my finger for him to join me. 

I have to say, I love how you manage to make such an erotic story out of even the most basic pees