EMJCP7 130 Posted June 15, 2022 Share Posted June 15, 2022 Today was a first for me since being a toddler and I wet myself uncontrollably!! While at work I had my usual 2 large coffees and preceded on my journey to visit 2 contractors in Derbyshire, usually takes an hour and half and I have a few lay-bys and other spots I like to pee on when I get there. This time there was an accident on the A1 though and it took over an hour to move 10 miles. By this time I was bursting but had reached the junction off I needed but to my horror the A1 was closed off and all vehicles had to take the exit so once we got over the roundabout I decided I wasn't going to make it to a lay-by and to pee in the Costa cup I had ( I have peed in one before without issue while stood in traffic). It is a large one and I soon filled it but as I pinched myself to stop the traffic moved so I put the cup in a cup holder and drove on holding myself until we stopped again, so I tipped the cup out the window and released my cock to pee again but the pressure was so great it spurted all over the windowscreen, steering wheel and everywhere! The traffic started moving again so I just thought bugger it and finished peeing half in the cup and the rest on my seat and floor. I only had a couple of McDonald napkins to clear up which didn't do a lot and at the next roundabout when I turned the wheel a load more piss fell out the crevices! I was mad at the time but looking back I find it funny and can see why people enjoy wetting now 😂 3 Quote Link to post
Adyguy6970 805 Posted June 15, 2022 Share Posted June 15, 2022 Thanks for sharing. At least it was a very warm day so you would have dried out fairly quickly, hopefully by the time you got to the contractors. Quote Link to post
Popular Post Bacardi 8,826 Posted June 15, 2022 Popular Post Share Posted June 15, 2022 I just accomplished a pee I've been wanting to try for a while. It wasn't naughty per se, but it made me so, so happy! I wrote another member's username down on a piece of paper, set it down in my bathtub, and peed all over it! They pictures were very much appreciated on his end, and I am full of butterflies and smiles 🥰🥰 2 6 6 Quote Link to post
MonsterKane46 876 Posted June 16, 2022 Share Posted June 16, 2022 2 hours ago, Bacardi said: I just accomplished a pee I've been wanting to try for a while. It wasn't naughty per se, but it made me so, so happy! I wrote another member's username down on a piece of paper, set it down in my bathtub, and peed all over it! They pictures were very much appreciated on his end, and I am full of butterflies and smiles 🥰🥰 😂😂😂 naughty lady Quote Link to post
Maclir 905 Posted June 16, 2022 Share Posted June 16, 2022 2 hours ago, Bacardi said: I just accomplished a pee I've been wanting to try for a while. It wasn't naughty per se, but it made me so, so happy! I wrote another member's username down on a piece of paper, set it down in my bathtub, and peed all over it! They pictures were very much appreciated on his end, and I am full of butterflies and smiles 🥰🥰 Lucky person Quote Link to post
Eliminature 5,105 Posted June 24, 2022 Share Posted June 24, 2022 On 6/15/2022 at 10:32 PM, Bacardi said: I just accomplished a pee I've been wanting to try for a while. It wasn't naughty per se, but it made me so, so happy! I wrote another member's username down on a piece of paper, set it down in my bathtub, and peed all over it! They pictures were very much appreciated on his end, and I am full of butterflies and smiles 🥰🥰 Oooh, sexy! 1 Quote Link to post
Popular Post Eliminature 5,105 Posted June 24, 2022 Popular Post Share Posted June 24, 2022 Yesterday, Mr Eliminature and I were waiting at the bus station in a city with a famoua cathedral and a university and we'd been drinking some local ale. Not a problem, we were going to use the loos before getting on the coach back to our own city. Unfortunately, they were closed. Well, the coach was delayed (I'm actually going to complain about that) ans untrackable for over an hour. Mr E was getting increasingly twitchy and desperate - something which happens a lot as he gets older. I encouraged him to find a discreet place to go outside. He came back several minutes later looking much relieved. I asked him to describe it and he said he found a dead end alleyway near the university and pissed against the wall. As he told me this in my ear, I felt my clit go hard under my skirt. As for me, I was wearing a long, wide ruffled/flounced skirt - my fishnets and Goth boots were visible underneath so not quite maxi, but long and flouncy enough for coverage. I was going to find the same alleyway he had, but instead, I decided to try a technique that @gldenwetgoose has theorised about on this forum. I found a patch of grass verge under some ornamental trees. There were students milling about, catching the evening rays, but no one paid me any attention. I squatteded right down on one knee with my skirt covering me, parted my labia underneath my skirt and released a long, hissing pee through the crotch hole of my fishnet tights* and into the grass, unseen by any onlookers. To my surprise, it worked! The only evidence was a small darker patch on the soil in the grass when I rose up. I'm not much of a squatter, I do prefer to stand. Squatting actually didn't feel very stable! But I'm glad I've tried it and I will make it in my way to try it again. Perhaps over a drain, next time. I don't think I'll try it anywhere without somewhere for the liquid to drain, though. I'd only get a wet skirt! *I deliberately make a crotch hole in any pair of tights I own so I can pee without removing them. 5 8 Quote Link to post
Popular Post Eliminature 5,105 Posted June 24, 2022 Popular Post Share Posted June 24, 2022 About two hours later (the coach was really delayed), we were finally making our way home from the bus station of our home city. I needed to release some more fluid. This time, I did it the normal way - well, normal for me, I guess. I found a diacreet corner, lifted my dress and released an arc of frothy pee against the wall whilst standing. It pooled and snaked onto the concrete below. When my bladder was empty, I had a little shake, dropped my skirt back into position and we walked on. 3 8 Quote Link to post
glad1 2,591 Posted June 24, 2022 Share Posted June 24, 2022 9 minutes ago, Eliminature said: This time, I did it the normal way - well, normal for me, I guess. I found a diacreet corner, lifted my dress and released an arc of frothy pee against the wall whilst standing. It pooled and snaked onto the concrete below. When my bladder was empty, I had a little shake, dropped my skirt back into position and we walked on. Girls who can release a frothy arc always have a special place in my heart! ( Or at least somewhere in my anatomy. 😁 ) As for that little shake at the end, it might have put me over the edge. 1 Quote Link to post
Eliminature 5,105 Posted June 24, 2022 Share Posted June 24, 2022 2 minutes ago, glad1 said: Girls who can release a frothy arc always have a special place in my heart! ( Or at least somewhere in my anatomy. 😁 ) Squatting openly on the grass whilst students were milling around felt great, but I must admit, I prefer to stand. 2 2 Quote Link to post
glad1 2,591 Posted June 24, 2022 Share Posted June 24, 2022 1 minute ago, Eliminature said: Squatting openly on the grass whilst students were milling around felt great, but I must admit, I prefer to stand. I must admit I prefer when you stand, too! Not that I would ever wish to encourage you. 😉 1 Quote Link to post
WetMart 977 Posted June 24, 2022 Share Posted June 24, 2022 The thought of your squatting and peeing near to where there were other people is great. Is it something you would do again? 1 Quote Link to post
DoctorDoctor 1,040 Posted June 24, 2022 Share Posted June 24, 2022 6 hours ago, Eliminature said: Squatting openly on the grass whilst students were milling around felt great, but I must admit, I prefer to stand. I enjoy watching a woman pee with an arcing stream, no matter what position - standing, sitting, squatting (or something else). 1 1 Quote Link to post
Popular Post Eliminature 5,105 Posted June 25, 2022 Popular Post Share Posted June 25, 2022 7 hours ago, WetMart said: The thought of your squatting and peeing near to where there were other people is great. Is it something you would do again? As a general rule, I prefer to stand. That said, I didn't hate this particular pee in a squatting position. We'll have to see if the opportunity arises again. If it does, I'll certainly take it! If not, you'll have to be satisfied with my standing pees! 😉 2 1 4 Quote Link to post
WetMart 977 Posted June 26, 2022 Share Posted June 26, 2022 Your standing pees are always good 👍 Quote Link to post
Popular Post ukpeegirl86 2,964 Posted July 1, 2022 Popular Post Share Posted July 1, 2022 (edited) My favourite thing is carpet peeing however I don’t like peeing on my own carpet due to the cleanup and risk of smell. I get these massive urges every so often to pee on carpet though. It will sometimes reach the point where I can’t help myself. Tonight I decided to address the urge. I live in a block of flats and we have carpeted hallways and stairways, industrial carpet, heavy duty stuff. Wearing a black dress with no knickers I went down the first flight of stairs to the landing and I stood beside the open window. Listening to the rain falling outside I opened my legs into a wide stance and began to piss downwards from a standing position onto the carpet. I’d really needed to go and I left a puddle around 30cm in diameter. Initially it pooled on the surface of the carpet and it quickly absorbed, showing little sign that I’d just stood and emptied my full bladder onto the carpeted floor. Edited July 1, 2022 by ukpeegirl86 2 5 11 Quote Link to post
Kupar 12,141 Posted July 1, 2022 Share Posted July 1, 2022 23 minutes ago, ukpeegirl86 said: My favourite thing is carpet peeing however I don’t like peeing on my own carpet due to the cleanup and risk of smell. I get these massive urges every so often to pee on carpet though. It will sometimes reach the point where I can’t help myself. Tonight I decided to address the urge. I live in a block of flats and we have carpeted hallways and stairways, industrial carpet, heavy duty stuff. Wearing a black dress with no knickers I went down the first flight of stairs to the landing and I stood beside the open window. Listening to the rain falling outside I opened my legs into a wide stance and began to piss downwards from a standing position onto the carpet. I’d really needed to go and I left a puddle around 30cm in diameter. Initially it pooled on the surface of the carpet and it quickly absorbed, showing little sign that I’d just stood and emptied my full bladder onto the carpeted floor. Wonderful! I hope your massive urge to pee on a carpet was satisfied in a very pleasurable way 😊 2 Quote Link to post
Popular Post ukpeegirl86 2,964 Posted July 1, 2022 Popular Post Share Posted July 1, 2022 When I left for work early this morning I couldn’t resist having another carpet pee in the same spot I used last night. I left very early and there was nobody else around so on my way out I stopped on the first landing in the corner, but this time I pulled down my knickers and positioned myself in a low squat. I pissed all over the carpet once again. I really do love the buzz of pissing in places I shouldn’t. 3 3 8 Quote Link to post
radu 116 Posted July 1, 2022 Share Posted July 1, 2022 (edited) 6 hours ago, ukpeegirl86 said: When I left for work early this morning I couldn’t resist having another carpet pee in the same spot I used last night. I left very early and there was nobody else around so on my way out I stopped on the first landing in the corner, but this time I pulled down my knickers and positioned myself in a low squat. I pissed all over the carpet once again. I really do love the buzz of pissing in places I shouldn’t. I'd love to see a stain on the carpet from your pee. After your peeing, there was no smell in the stairwell? Edited July 1, 2022 by radu 1 1 Quote Link to post
jmatthews1995 3,455 Posted July 1, 2022 Share Posted July 1, 2022 Got home bursting to pee. Forced my poor bladder to hold it through a whole shower. Got dressed, went to the bathroom. Let a big spurt go into my boxers and then relieved myself as normal. Damp patch is drying nicely. 😄 Quote Link to post
Popular Post Eliminature 5,105 Posted July 12, 2022 Popular Post Share Posted July 12, 2022 A few Sundays ago, Mr E and I visited a local pub to mark the anniversaries of the deaths of Brian Jones of the Rolling Stones and Jim Morrison of the Doors. We were in the beer garden, listening to the live music inside and watching them through the pub window. Well, I drank rather more than was good for me and because there were quite a number of people milling about, I left finding a discreet place to pee (which I'd had every intention of doing from the start) a little bit late. Well, by the time I made a move, I actually had to consciously clamp my sphincter closed; my bladder had three beers in it and it was screaming! I briskly walked to the end of the street, as well as I was able, and I thought of going into a small, dark corner just behind the ring road/expressway but I realised I wasn't going to make it that far. I checked that the street was deserted, lifted my black mini dress and released a glistening arc into the foot high grass/weeds at the inner edge of the pavement. A thick, clear stream. The evening light caught the drops, making them glint. I then dropped my skirt and walked back to the pub for more beer. I paid for the indulgence the next day with a bloody awful hangover! 3 7 8 Quote Link to post
Kupar 12,141 Posted July 13, 2022 Share Posted July 13, 2022 8 hours ago, Eliminature said: I paid for the indulgence the next day with a bloody awful hangover! Needs the care emoji too Eli 🤗. Thanks for the post ... I can picture the scene 😊 1 Quote Link to post
Popular Post Bacardi 8,826 Posted July 21, 2022 Popular Post Share Posted July 21, 2022 (edited) I took a gamble today. Was showering when I noticed i didn't have a towel. I shouted for hubby to grab me one but as i was standing half out if the shower i realized i needed a pee. I sort of let go automatically but realized i shouldn't cause hubby was on his way with my towel. He eventually got me one but once I was alone i decided i couldn't hold it and wanted to have some fun lol. With one foot in the tub and one out i peed with the hope that most of it would end up in the tub, but unfortunately that wasn't the case 🤣 most of it trickled down the side of the tub and onto the floor, but that was alright. Clean up was easy and it was no big deal. Edited July 21, 2022 by Bacardi 6 Quote Link to post
Kupar 12,141 Posted July 21, 2022 Share Posted July 21, 2022 4 hours ago, Bacardi said: I took a gamble today. Was showering when I noticed i didn't have a towel. I shouted for hubby to grab me one but as i was standing half out if the shower i realized i needed a pee. I sort of let go automatically but realized i shouldn't cause hubby was on his way with my towel. He eventually got me one but once I was alone i decided i couldn't hold it and wanted to have some fun lol. With one foot in the tub and one out i peed with the hope that most of it would end up in the tub, but unfortunately that wasn't the case 🤣 most of it trickled down the side of the tub and onto the floor, but that was alright. Clean up was easy and it was no big deal. Ooh! That's a lovely mental image you have conjured up 😍. I'm glad you had some fun @Bacardi x 1 Quote Link to post
Popular Post chelseastorm 553 Posted July 21, 2022 Popular Post Share Posted July 21, 2022 I'm currently trying to drink and hold it for the next hour, I don't feel good but I just want to sit on the couch in my camper and piss and then nap 4 1 Quote Link to post
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