The "meanest" thing done with your pee?

[Alfresco 11,633]

6 hours ago, Tabooking84 said:

My window faces a kind of open alleyway and there used to be a nightclub at the bottom around the corner, the alleyway would be filled with random people at the weekend running of for a sneaky pee

I'd love to have a window looking onto an alley like that - not so sure I'd want the noise every Friday and Saturday night, but the views must have been great.

[Starks2010 2,197]

On 12/19/2020 at 2:51 PM, Malika said:

Maybe the time when a girl friend and I had to pee in the goldfish bowl. Not done on purpose anyway, it was just a necessity. I wrote the full story in this forum.

That was a great story! I still think about it. 

[Starks2010 2,197]

I haven’t done anything mean with piss but my friend has. I’ll post on his behalf. Him and his girlfriend where renting a room in this house near me. They had some issues with the landlord. So the landlord who also lived there was out cutting grass on that summer day. My friends girlfriend said that he should piss in the landlords soda that was in the fridge.

My friend takes the soda out the fridge which was one of those large 3 liter bottles with the wide mouth, pulls out his dick and starts urinating in it. Now his girlfriend feels bad and tells him to stop. He said he can’t once he starts. He finishes, shakes up the bottle and puts it back. 
 

After a while the landlord comes in hot and sweaty, grabs the soda and guzzles it right from the bottle. 😂😂😂 He told me about it and I wanted to gag at the thought of drinking man piss and then the landlord having his mouth on a bottle that a penis head contacted. 😭😭😭

This happened in 2000 and is still funny as hell. I’m about to remind my friend of that story right now. 

[Starks2010 2,197]

9 hours ago, Tabooking84 said:

My window faces a kind of open alleyway and there used to be a nightclub at the bottom around the corner, the alleyway would be filled with random people at the weekend running of for a sneaky pee/poop, to roll their joints or snort their powders, sex, blowjobs, m/m, f/f, m/f etc, point is their is nothing I haven't seen.

Anyway one weekend a group of 3 girls were in my alleyway drinking there own booze before hiding the bottle in the bushes and heading to the club, twice more they came back and forth within two hours, not an uncommon thing as many others done this as well but these girls were loud and kept getting louder the more the drank by the second visit I was pissed off and decided to be mean, I would wait for them to go back to the club then go down and move their hidden bottle 😈

And that's what I did, they left and I went down into the alleyway and grab their bottle, it was half full.....and it was tequila, a nice piss coloured tequila, my revenge is obvious right, I pulled out and plugged the hole of the bottle and let loose, when it was three quarters full I stopped replaced the lid and gave it a shake before putting the bottle back.  The girls were back within 30 minutes for more and I sat in the darkness of my living room watching out the window with a huge smile on my face as the three of them took turns passing the bottle around

HA HA HA HA!!!!! 😭😭😭😭

[Yawyd 947]

I made coffee with mine and gave a cup of fresh brewed piss coffee to my supervisor I did not like at all. I liked the job, just not him. Actually nobody liked him, so they knew not to touch the coffee. The odd thing was that he didn't notice until he drank the rest of the pot. By then he realized what he done and was puking for a good solid 10 to 15 minutes lol 

[Malika 1,109]

On 4/19/2021 at 3:48 PM, Starks2010 said:

That was a great story! I still think about it. 

What are you thinking!?

[Starks2010 2,197]

8 hours ago, Malika said:

What are you thinking!?

You and your friend hiding out in that room from your boyfriends at that party. Not wanting to damage the expensive wood floors with your  pee so you used the fish tank. 

[Malika 1,109]

3 hours ago, Starks2010 said:

You and your friend hiding out in that room from your boyfriends at that party. Not wanting to damage the expensive wood floors with your  pee so you used the fish tank. 

Well, in that context it made sense for us...  maybe we have been wrong, I know, but in that situation it seemed the best solution...  :-)

[Starks2010 2,197]

17 minutes ago, Malika said:

Well, in that context it made sense for us...  maybe we have been wrong, I know, but in that situation it seemed the best solution...  🙂

Glad you did it. 😊

[zorba3189 5,365]

So, I was chatting with a guy I met online and managed to bring up my favorite topic of peeing and asked if he ever had been into golden showers or such. He flatly said no, but he did go on to say he did have an ex destroy his place with her piss when she found out he had been cheating.  Of course I asked him to elaborate.  
This girl house-sat his home for a whole weekend while he was gone and got up to some pretty crazy revenge peeing as she must have found out about him cheating. When he came home he found a hand written note from her announcing their breakup, along with a dozen places she had urinated:  into the gas tank of his convertible parked in the garage,  into his gas can for his lawn mower,  on his scrapbook pictures of his family, behind his couch,  on the desktop computer (she said better not plug it in with a frown face), into his mattress, and some other places she said he’d have to guess to find out.  
He started looking around and saw the signs.  A big stain mark in the middle of the living room carpet.  His mattress had been cut open with a knife (and guess she had peed inside the opening).  He did have his car towed to a shop without starting it so they could change the gas without damaging the car.  But it all ended up costing him a lot of money. 
Crazy revenge pee for sure!

[W1ll_B 103]

One person once told me about a married couple who had problems and who were divorcing.
They fought pretty much everything.

For some reason, this woman once got angry about something and peed on her husband’s computer keyboard.

I don’t know more details and what aftermath it caused, if any.
Also, I don’t know how true this is because I’ve just heard the story, I didn't witness it myself.
But the person who told this to me knew the couple well and I know that couple too.
Maybe it's happened, or maybe this woman only threatened to do so and the person who told me, understood it wrong.
I don't know for sure.

 

[PeepingLogan 29]

18 hours ago, zorba3189 said:

So, I was chatting with a guy I met online and managed to bring up my favorite topic of peeing and asked if he ever had been into golden showers or such. He flatly said no, but he did go on to say he did have an ex destroy his place with her piss when she found out he had been cheating.  Of course I asked him to elaborate.  
This girl house-sat his home for a whole weekend while he was gone and got up to some pretty crazy revenge peeing as she must have found out about him cheating. When he came home he found a hand written note from her announcing their breakup, along with a dozen places she had urinated:  into the gas tank of his convertible parked in the garage,  into his gas can for his lawn mower,  on his scrapbook pictures of his family, behind his couch,  on the desktop computer (she said better not plug it in with a frown face), into his mattress, and some other places she said he’d have to guess to find out.  
He started looking around and saw the signs.  A big stain mark in the middle of the living room carpet.  His mattress had been cut open with a knife (and guess she had peed inside the opening).  He did have his car towed to a shop without starting it so they could change the gas without damaging the car.  But it all ended up costing him a lot of money. 
Crazy revenge pee for sure!

I don't think it cost him anything. I'm pretty sure she would have to be the one paying

[RocknCpl 49]

On 2/22/2017 at 10:48 PM, zorba3189 said:

I was talking with a guy who runs a bed-n-breakfast.  We talked about a number of things, and I asked him what's the craziest thing he's seen one of his guests do.  Without hesitation, he said it was the night some woman ruined his pool table.  He had a pool table in a common area room for his guests.  Well, he had a camera on that room as part of his web of security cameras.  When he discovered one day that the green felt of the pool table had this huge stain and had formed wrinkles in an area the size of a beach ball, he went back and checked the camera recording.  He said it was like 1 AM in the morning, when he saw a woman with a long sleep shirt and wearing a Mardi Gras mask come to the pool table, look around, then pulled up her shirt and lifted herself onto the edge of the pool table and took a long pee.  He said he could see a huge puddle glistening after she hopped back down.  She left the scene, and because it was so dim and her wearing the mask, he was unable to determine which guest it was.  He could only tell that she was a brunette with medium length hair, which could have been one of 3 women who stayed that night.  Anyway, he said he can still see a slight stain and wrinkles to this day, despite efforts to get the stain out. 

I don't know how much a pool table costs, but that sure was a destructive pee.   Wow.  Of course, I asked if he still had it on video, but he lost it some time back.

This would definitely be hot to watch, but, she didn't ruin the table. Most billard tables are made of a very hard material, material varies, that can't be damaged by that small amount of water. The felt however, that was ruined. The felt is the carpet like material that covers the tables slabs. 

As far as cost, that varies based on quality. Cheap bar table would be about a grand. Mrs R and I have a table that retails for about 8k. We bought it used so we didn't pay that much. Having the surface refelted would be a few hundred if you can't do it yourself, which I'm guessing he couldn't if you can still see the stain....or he just has a pee fetish like we do 😂

 

[expererg 1,185]

23 hours ago, RocknCpl said:

This would definitely be hot to watch, but, she didn't ruin the table. Most billard tables are made of a very hard material, material varies, that can't be damaged by that small amount of water. The felt however, that was ruined. The felt is the carpet like material that covers the tables slabs. 

As far as cost, that varies based on quality. Cheap bar table would be about a grand. Mrs R and I have a table that retails for about 8k. We bought it used so we didn't pay that much. Having the surface refelted would be a few hundred if you can't do it yourself, which I'm guessing he couldn't if you can still see the stain....or he just has a pee fetish like we do 😂

 

A few hundreds worth of damage to replace the felt, is already some good amount of nuisance and vandalism to the owner, especially in a hotel where it clearly can't be left this way, it has to be fixed. To me it's clearly super hot and naughty, I'd love to see more videos of this (be it pee or creampies) on public pool tables, but it's almost impossible to find.

[nopjans 1,178]

On 6/20/2021 at 9:56 AM, expererg said:

A few hundreds worth of damage to replace the felt, is already some good amount of nuisance and vandalism to the owner, especially in a hotel where it clearly can't be left this way, it has to be fixed. To me it's clearly super hot and naughty, I'd love to see more videos of this (be it pee or creampies) on public pool tables, but it's almost impossible to find.

Are you aware of any videos showing this? I've looked for years but not come across much.

[weequeen 1,990]

On 6/19/2021 at 1:31 PM, RocknCpl said:

This would definitely be hot to watch, but, she didn't ruin the table. Most billard tables are made of a very hard material, material varies, that can't be damaged by that small amount of water. The felt however, that was ruined. The felt is the carpet like material that covers the tables slabs. 

As far as cost, that varies based on quality. Cheap bar table would be about a grand. Mrs R and I have a table that retails for about 8k. We bought it used so we didn't pay that much. Having the surface refelted would be a few hundred if you can't do it yourself, which I'm guessing he couldn't if you can still see the stain....or he just has a pee fetish like we do 😂

 

this is making me feel justified for the time i peed on a pool table, lol

[nopjans 1,178]

29 minutes ago, weequeen said:

this is making me feel justified for the time i peed on a pool table, lol

That's a story I'd like to hear.

[NaughtyPisserLover 65]

On 6/20/2021 at 6:56 PM, expererg said:

A few hundreds worth of damage to replace the felt, is already some good amount of nuisance and vandalism to the owner, especially in a hotel where it clearly can't be left this way, it has to be fixed. To me it's clearly super hot and naughty, I'd love to see more videos of this (be it pee or creampies) on public pool tables, but it's almost impossible to find.

Can you send me the few videos you found of girls pissing/creampie on pool tables? I'm interested

[Unique21 15]

The meanest thing I ve done with piss. One day I was coming home,  when I saw a middle aged man trying to pee near my house doorstep. I said OK, so I did some noise to stop him and go somewhere else.  Despite the  noises he didn't stop so I got mad. I told him you do that in front of my house there is plenty of room around. He was like : chill man nothing happens etc. I responded : really? Let's see if this is cool.  So I went to his car and pissed in the door handle. And said now we re OK. 

[Guest hrlv]

I posted this in another thread earlier, but it fits here too!

I share a closed office with people from the evening and night shifts. A few weeks back, this girl was working nights and I guess she was cold and brought a blanket and left it in a bag near the door. I was feeling naughty and peed on it (just a bit!) then got real excited and peed in every corner of the office! I turned me on knowing she would cover herself with the pee stained blanket to keep herself warm, as if my pee was warming her! I know it's wrong, but I really went just a little and my pee was quite clear!

[expererg 1,185]

On 6/21/2021 at 11:51 PM, NaughtyPisserLover said:

Can you send me the few videos you found of girls pissing/creampie on pool tables? I'm interested

I've tried to find the ones I was thinking about, but can't find them. I bet they got lost in the Pornhub purge. It was a young couple in a hotel, who end up having sex on a pool table in the common parts of the hotel (in a dedicated room which seems to be at the end of some corridor). They have sex and the girl ends letting a small creampie drip on the pool table.

I probably have them saved somewhere, but I can't find them on my computer despite searching using keywords such as "hotel", "pool", "billiard" "vacation", so either I didn't save them or the title is totally different. 

If anyone sees what videos I'm talking about and have a link (or the exact title that would help searching), that will be welcome.

[Trevor99 105]

It was fairly regular but whenever we travelled to another school for a swim meet back in my high school days, I’d always make sure to have a nice pee in their pool during warmups.

[Unique21 15]

One more naughty thing I've done. I was young and had a relationship with a woman my age. So after long sex, I went to take a shower.  One minute after, she joined in, but I couldn't really hold it.  My bladder was extremely full and I was trying to find a way to relief myself without getting caught. So I turned her around and I said : let me wash your back. So she let me! While I was rubbing her back and wash her with fresh water, I peed on her back and her ass at the same time. I quess because the water was warm she didn't understand but she got a good golden shower! 

Edited June 26, 2021 by Unique21

[Sweets 4,517]

One of my best friends in high school told me about how her mom got revenge on her dad for cheating on her.   She found out about the affair.  She found a few items he was using with his girl friend.   Well there was some massage oil.  She dipped her used tampon in it and then peed in the bottle.   Then replace it where she found it.  

[Sweets 4,517]

Another friend said her step dad was a real jerk. Very mean to her.  One day he was out working on his car, he left to get some parts.  She peed all over his tools and a tire he had off.  Then later she said she peed in the back seat.