Things that annoy you about pee porn

[Peevert 934]

16 minutes ago, Sophie said:

Condoms have never really bothered me. 

Ack they nauseate me.  Pee models are all 18+.  Condoms are for children.  Well, teenagers.  Not adults. 

[Sophie 24,410]

1 minute ago, Peevert said:

Ack they nauseate me.  Pee models are all 18+.  Condoms are for children.  Well, teenagers.  Not adults. 

Condoms are for people who don't want unwanted pregnancies and sexually transmitted infections. 

Anyway, that's the last I'm saying on the matter 

[Peevert 934]

1 minute ago, Sophie said:

Condoms are for people who don't want unwanted pregnancies

That’s what oral and anal are for !!

As for STDs, I’ll take my chances. All fun  involves risk. 

[durianfury 2,025]

7 hours ago, Kupar said:

 

A good incentive to learn German 🙂

I have considered it several times 🤣

[deliquescent 2,696]

One more thing:  Doctors and nurses who don't look or act like doctors or nurses. The thing that turns me on about a medical fetish milieu is when everything else is plausible, but there is some sexual element to it. E.g. a nurse collecting a urine sample or giving a very thorough sponge bath. A female doctor examining the penis. Et cetera.

Also, no real doctor puts a stethoscope on your penis.

I've been fortunate to have a couple of very attractive female doctors in my life, and I like to keep that kind of fantasy pretty realistic. 

[deliquescent 2,696]

22 minutes ago, deliquescent said:

... I like to keep that kind of fantasy pretty realistic. 

This sort of realism is what I mean

and..

[NaughtyPisserLover 65]

1- Face masks, as someone else said. They're ridiculous, I prefer the classic mosaic censorship or a black square.

2- As a fan of naughty pissing, knowing that the girl cleans, either in video or after. Nerdy Faery said, in a comment under a video of her pissing in a hotel, that she cleans and I decided to not watch her anymore.

3- Videos made in the girl's home. I don't consider pissing in your home naughty pissing, so that's a no for me.

4- Girls pissing in the toilet, that's boring as hell.

5- Diapers.

6- As someone else said, dirty talking in languages that I don't understand, like German.

7- I'm straight, so only man peeing is a no.

8- Golden shower and pee drinking.

Those are my turn offs, for the rest I'm okay with almost everything in pee porn.

[littlebladder 74]

On 7/25/2021 at 7:46 PM, jmatthews1995 said:

I'm sure it has probably already been said, but my huge pet peave is when the lady is wriggling like crazy, grabbing herself, holding on like she's seconds away from wetting, and then when she finally can go, it takes ages to start and then you get a tiny little 10 second pee or wetting. I LOVE full blown FLOODS!! 😛 

This winds me up as well. "I need to go soooo badly" followed by the shortest dribble of pee. If you're that desperate I expect a long loud hissy pee!

1 hour ago, NaughtyPisserLover said:

4- Girls pissing in the toilet, that's boring as hell

I disagree. If it's a really loud desperate piss it's a huge turn on for me. But a short slow tinkle less so.

[Peevert 934]

5 hours ago, NaughtyPisserLover said:

Videos made in the girl's home. I don't consider pissing in your home naughty pissing, so that's a no for me.

Agree completely.  There is absolutely nothing "naughty" you can do in your own home. 

5 hours ago, NaughtyPisserLover said:

Girls pissing in the toilet, that's boring as hell.

Agree completely.  Nothing more boring.  

5 hours ago, NaughtyPisserLover said:

Diapers.

Disagree Completely.  Few things sexier than a pissy Goodnites pullup. ❤️ 

5 hours ago, NaughtyPisserLover said:

Golden shower and pee drinking.

That's the best parts !!  Although it infuriates me when a pretty girl is giving another girl or a guy her pee and they don't swallow.  

[Julepsfolly 8]

Diapers. I don't want to be reminded of anything to do with children while watching porn. 

 

[Peevert 934]

8 hours ago, Julepsfolly said:

Diapers. I don't want to be reminded of anything to do with children while watching porn. 

 

Those of us who are into diapers don't think of it as something "to do with children".  It's a hot woman in hot pee saturated clothing.  

PS: If I knew how to delete this post, I would.  I'm not here to defend what I enjoy.  

Edited August 31, 2021 by Peevert

[NortheastPeeFan 361]

I get annoyed when the guy just does short bursts of pee instead of a stream and plays with himself for a good minute or so between bursts. I like seeing guys playing with themselves, but when the stream is interrupted by masturbation I get annoyed. I like post piss masturbation, but stopping the stream to masturbate kind of annoys me, especially when it is dragged out.

Other than that my annoyances are just sub-genres of pee that I’m not into or getting disappointed by a video or picture because it wasn’t what I expected.

[gldenwetgoose 21,495]

Somewhat amusing reading some of the extreme views. Sorry, unhelpful comment from me there. 

One thing that would be good is now that every digital camera or even phone records full HD quality, if not 4K - shame producers haven’t got their heads around audio quality. 

I’m a big fan of first person speaking to camera clips, where dialogue is important- but so often muffled, lost in background noise, wind noise and generally rubbish. The same goes for the actual sound of peeing - how often could that be so much better?

All it would take is a directional mix or maybe a lapel mic depending on outfit. 

[peeingfurry 12]

Some stuff crosses an abritary line (obviously subjective) where its a just dickmove (destruction of specific property etc).

 

But my biggest annoyance is when it's recorded on a shit camera making it look like a snuff film. Massive offturn. 

[Alpian 687]

Generally, I like pics or stories better - leaves more room for imagination. A video needs to be well done from the beginning to the end to keep the vibe...

Things I don't wanna see:

• Number 2 content. Nothing worse for me than scat. If a modell does number two, too, it may happen that I don't appreciate her other work anymore because that image of her pooping pops back up in my mind. Dirty, don't like it
• Farting - turns a hot situation into a vulgar one
• Any suspicion of real violence. If I get the impression the model was forced to participate in the action or if physical violence is exerted in front of the camera, I can't watch it. It haunts me. That's why I prefer European or North American content - Latin America and Russia have a reputation for misogyny that puts me off
• Men. Not as bad anymore, but I used to despise any content with men in the picture. I'm interested in women, period. Nowadays, I can accept the presence of men, e.g. behind the camera, but I don't need them showering or fucking the women

What I like is a natural, happy setting.

This can be achieved with reasonably good acting (think DDF houseoftaboos, I remember a scene where two women abuse a third one and then there is a making-of video where they all explain how much fun they had making this), with role-play style acting (There was a MDH video of some sort of gyn exam where the examining girl had to pee, got up, straddled her friend, ready to "abuse" her with a hot golden shower and then exclaiming "I can't do it, it just won't come." Her "victim" then helped her past stage fright and got pissed all over - the amateurism and lack of good acting made a huge part of the erotic in that video), or simply by women enjoying what they do and filming it (think MissPiss, Glimpse, Sneakypee, Patches...).

[GenericUsername 1,108]

I don’t like when golden showers are depicted as degrading. If you’re into pee, then getting peed on should be a very enjoyable thing and not some kind of punishment.

[pisswhore22 320]

I hate when pornstars piss in cups and bowls. It’s hotter directly from the source.

[Carpetpisser 514]

As a photographer, it annoys me to no end to hear a camera shutter firing away in the background while video footage is being made. The ones that really get me are the photographers who have their camera set on burst mode or continuous mode & never let off the trigger the whole time. 

Another thing that annoys me is when a girl strips naked just to pee in a parking lot or whatever. The more realistic the video the better!

[PissOnMyParade 447]

When they censor the vulva of a model during the actual peeing sequence in a sample clip. 

Obviously I get that content creators want to profit from their work and censorship is a way of trying to "entice" the viewer to spend money, but for me it just puts me off completely if they censor the moneyshot in the sample. 

Edited October 18, 2021 by PissOnMyParade

[laughingbeast 414]

I hate the tagging system, which is absolutely inadequate on most porn sites.

I like watching girls pee but I'm not really interested in seeing guys pee, I'm not into watersport especially the one where the guy pees on the girl etc, I'm not into wetting.

The pissing tag on most porn sites will cover anything related to urination, and some advanced search rarely works.

[Paddypee 8]

 Videos shot in big close up. I want to see the scene what they’re pissing on and the setting, then show the close up , but a big shot full frame of a pee hole is boring.

[Pee Sensei 290]

Dirty toilets. You see this mostly in amateur vids, and its a huge turn-off for me. Why cant anyone take the brush and use it for a few seconds before making a vid?

[gldenwetgoose 21,495]

Maybe this has already been covered before (sorry if it has) and maybe not helpful comments (double sorry):

- Building on the last comment about cleanliness, is clips filmed where the background is an absolute mess.   I'm not expecting everyone to rent a penthouse apartment or 4 star hotel suite, but how many times have you seen an amateur clip where a model pees on a bedroom carpet, and behind her is a mountain of clothes, laundry, rubbish or whatever strewn all over the floor.  Dressing table with makeup, empty glasses, bottles or whatever literally covering it.  Drawers hanging open...

It'd take literally five minutes to bundle it all up and put it at least out of camera shot.

- Desperation clips where the model acts badly about someone being in the bathroom, with fake anger banging and rattling the the door before squatting on the carpet.  Use a little imagination - if it's your housemate and you're that angry, go an piss in her clothes drawer or on their bed, or go and squat by the back door or garden fence instead if it's that much of an emergency.  Let's see a real and realistic scenario - arrive home desperate, bathroom occupied, wet jeans or bathroom occupied, desperate pee dancing then find somewhere imaginative to pee.   (And why's it always the bathroom occupied, very rarely arriving home locked out etc)

[PissOnMyParade 447]

1 hour ago, Pee Sensei said:

Dirty toilets. You see this mostly in amateur vids, and its a huge turn-off for me. Why cant anyone take the brush and use it for a few seconds before making a vid?

Sometimes pissing all over something so grubby and disgusting can actually heighten the turn on, but i do see what you mean. It takes 20 seconds to get a toilet brush and scrub a toilet before peeing into it. No harm in putting in a minimal bit of effort before starting shooting.

[slucaniets 0]

Boy oh boy, it's like I've been waiting for someone to ask me this question. I seem to be on the other side of the spectrum from most folks here. Off the bat, I'll say that I am fairly passionate about piss, but ONLY certain kinds of scenes. Outside of occasional voyeur toilet cams & some solo piss stuff from my fav porn stars, if it doesn't involve a woman drinking her own piss or another woman's piss, then chances are it will not only not turn me on, but rather have the opposite effect OR infuriate me. 

Lesbian piss drinking is the hottest thing on earth to me, but it's surprisingly hard to find a steady source of just lesbian piss drinking that doesn't:

a) Involve making the person hold their breath, drink through funnels, or drink anal enemas *I'm looking at you Brazil*).

b) Outright & repeated lying in descriptions of vids & sites about women swallowing each other's piss. Pissing in mouth is not drinking and spitting it back & forth for an hour does not convince me that you actually like piss. In fact, I find it patronizing. Even if you just swallow once for goodwill, it goes a long way; otherwise the body language often says that they'd rather not be playing with pee. Vipissy is the worst example because of their false advertising. Their actresses do a pretty good job at pretending to love piss even though it's almost all theatrics and doing everything under the sun to avoid having to drink the piss (Outside of maybe 1%). I don't know how they are so popular. They're like the Rosetta Stone of Piss porn. Nothing but fools gold until you know better. Note: I'm sure it's a hit with those into wetting, but they always false advertise.

c) In orgies, women will always drink the men's piss but will shy away from each other's unless explicitly directed. Even on GGG the women don't drink each other's piss much which is honestly shocking.

4. Because I like piss drinking does not mean I like gaping anal dp's with a side of scat or blood. The amount of pain I've caused my eyes just to see a broad swallow some piss here and there... @_@ 

5. Ironically, Kattie Gold is probably my favorite piss enthousiaste even though I think I've only seen her drink once. She's really hot and I like the scenes SinDrive setup. She doesn't swallow, they set up scenes perfect to my taste e.g. being taken advantage of but not in an uber-aggressive way and not BDSM.  

6. Females who do not reciprocate. At this point, I'm a choosing beggar so I welcome any woman who will at least try to drink her gal pal's piss. Everything else, everyone has pretty much covered

Luckily, things seem to be changing fast, but it looks like the real good lesbian piss drinking days were quite some time ago like Hightide, Glimpse, Piss Pause, Piss Training Whores, SG, MDX.

Does anyone know where I can find a go to source for lesbian piss swallowing?