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Things that annoy you about pee porn


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Where do I start?! 😛


1.  Not seeing the girl’s face. 
 

2.  Not seeing the girl’s puddle. 
 

3.  Desperation. I’m not here for that, I’m here for the pee. 
 

4.  Not swallowing. Girls spit. Women swallow.  Your lover, porn coworker, whoever they are, is giving you something intimate.  Swallow it and make it part of you. 
 

5.  Golden showers portrayed as punishment or degradation. Pee is wonderful, it should be shared as such. 
 

6.  Fake Squirting. First of all, squirt IS pee. That’s not bad, it’s good. But don’t piss and pretend it’s squirting. Very amateur hour. 
 

7.  Almost forgot:  Toilet Paper!  You’ve just pissed in someone’s mouth, pissed on the beach, etc... and now you’re going to be a “lady” and use toilet paper? So hypocritical...
 

And when it’s outdoors, environmentally unfriendly.  You’ve just peed outdoors, it will dissolve naturally at some point, and you then pollute the beach (or wherever) with toilet paper. Pointless. 
 

8.  Visible protection. At least make what we do LOOK natural. For example: put the mattress pad under the sheets, not on top of the sheets. And don’t EVER put a towel on the floor. Use the towel later to clean it up.

 

9.  Oversized diapers.  They look ridiculous.  I like a cute, tight fitting pull-up, preferably Goodnites.  ❤️  My favorite diaper for a girl to wet.  
 

I wanna lick the frosting off of her cupcake.  ❤️

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10.  TOILET PEEING.  WTF is the point?  Is there any more boring way to pee? 

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One more thing:  Doctors and nurses who don't look or act like doctors or nurses. The thing that turns me on about a medical fetish milieu is when everything else is plausible, but there is some sexual element to it. E.g. a nurse collecting a urine sample or giving a very thorough sponge bath. A female doctor examining the penis. Et cetera.

Also, no real doctor puts a stethoscope on your penis.

I've been fortunate to have a couple of very attractive female doctors in my life, and I like to keep that kind of fantasy pretty realistic. 

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1- Face masks, as someone else said. They're ridiculous, I prefer the classic mosaic censorship or a black square.

2- As a fan of naughty pissing, knowing that the girl cleans, either in video or after. Nerdy Faery said, in a comment under a video of her pissing in a hotel, that she cleans and I decided to not watch her anymore.

3- Videos made in the girl's home. I don't consider pissing in your home naughty pissing, so that's a no for me.

4- Girls pissing in the toilet, that's boring as hell.

5- Diapers.

6- As someone else said, dirty talking in languages that I don't understand, like German.

7- I'm straight, so only man peeing is a no.

8- Golden shower and pee drinking.

Those are my turn offs, for the rest I'm okay with almost everything in pee porn.

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On 7/25/2021 at 7:46 PM, jmatthews1995 said:

I'm sure it has probably already been said, but my huge pet peave is when the lady is wriggling like crazy, grabbing herself, holding on like she's seconds away from wetting, and then when she finally can go, it takes ages to start and then you get a tiny little 10 second pee or wetting. I LOVE full blown FLOODS!! 😛 

This winds me up as well. "I need to go soooo badly" followed by the shortest dribble of pee. If you're that desperate I expect a long loud hissy pee!

1 hour ago, NaughtyPisserLover said:

4- Girls pissing in the toilet, that's boring as hell

I disagree. If it's a really loud desperate piss it's a huge turn on for me. But a short slow tinkle less so.

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5 hours ago, NaughtyPisserLover said:

Videos made in the girl's home. I don't consider pissing in your home naughty pissing, so that's a no for me.

Agree completely.  There is absolutely nothing "naughty" you can do in your own home. 

5 hours ago, NaughtyPisserLover said:

Girls pissing in the toilet, that's boring as hell.

Agree completely.  Nothing more boring.  

5 hours ago, NaughtyPisserLover said:

Diapers.

Disagree Completely.  Few things sexier than a pissy Goodnites pullup. ❤️ 

5 hours ago, NaughtyPisserLover said:

Golden shower and pee drinking.

That's the best parts !!  Although it infuriates me when a pretty girl is giving another girl or a guy her pee and they don't swallow.  

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8 hours ago, Julepsfolly said:

Diapers. I don't want to be reminded of anything to do with children while watching porn. 

 

Those of us who are into diapers don't think of it as something "to do with children".  It's a hot woman in hot pee saturated clothing.  

PS: If I knew how to delete this post, I would.  I'm not here to defend what I enjoy.  

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I get annoyed when the guy just does short bursts of pee instead of a stream and plays with himself for a good minute or so between bursts. I like seeing guys playing with themselves, but when the stream is interrupted by masturbation I get annoyed. I like post piss masturbation, but stopping the stream to masturbate kind of annoys me, especially when it is dragged out.

Other than that my annoyances are just sub-genres of pee that I’m not into or getting disappointed by a video or picture because it wasn’t what I expected.

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Somewhat amusing reading some of the extreme views. Sorry, unhelpful comment from me there. 

One thing that would be good is now that every digital camera or even phone records full HD quality, if not 4K - shame producers haven’t got their heads around audio quality. 

I’m a big fan of first person speaking to camera clips, where dialogue is important- but so often muffled, lost in background noise, wind noise and generally rubbish. The same goes for the actual sound of peeing - how often could that be so much better?

All it would take is a directional mix or maybe a lapel mic depending on outfit. 

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Generally, I like pics or stories better - leaves more room for imagination. A video needs to be well done from the beginning to the end to keep the vibe...

Things I don't wanna see:

  • Number 2 content. Nothing worse for me than scat. If a modell does number two, too, it may happen that I don't appreciate her other work anymore because that image of her pooping pops back up in my mind. Dirty, don't like it
  • Farting - turns a hot situation into a vulgar one
  • Any suspicion of real violence. If I get the impression the model was forced to participate in the action or if physical violence is exerted in front of the camera, I can't watch it. It haunts me. That's why I prefer European or North American content - Latin America and Russia have a reputation for misogyny that puts me off
  • Men. Not as bad anymore, but I used to despise any content with men in the picture. I'm interested in women, period. Nowadays, I can accept the presence of men, e.g. behind the camera, but I don't need them showering or fucking the women

What I like is a natural, happy setting.

This can be achieved with reasonably good acting (think DDF houseoftaboos, I remember a scene where two women abuse a third one and then there is a making-of video where they all explain how much fun they had making this), with role-play style acting (There was a MDH video of some sort of gyn exam where the examining girl had to pee, got up, straddled her friend, ready to "abuse" her with a hot golden shower and then exclaiming "I can't do it, it just won't come." Her "victim" then helped her past stage fright and got pissed all over - the amateurism and lack of good acting made a huge part of the erotic in that video), or simply by women enjoying what they do and filming it (think MissPiss, Glimpse, Sneakypee, Patches...).

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When they censor the vulva of a model during the actual peeing sequence in a sample clip. 

Obviously I get that content creators want to profit from their work and censorship is a way of trying to "entice" the viewer to spend money, but for me it just puts me off completely if they censor the moneyshot in the sample. 

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I hate the tagging system, which is absolutely inadequate on most porn sites.

I like watching girls pee but I'm not really interested in seeing guys pee, I'm not into watersport especially the one where the guy pees on the girl etc, I'm not into wetting.

The pissing tag on most porn sites will cover anything related to urination, and some advanced search rarely works.

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Maybe this has already been covered before (sorry if it has) and maybe not helpful comments (double sorry):

- Building on the last comment about cleanliness, is clips filmed where the background is an absolute mess.   I'm not expecting everyone to rent a penthouse apartment or 4 star hotel suite, but how many times have you seen an amateur clip where a model pees on a bedroom carpet, and behind her is a mountain of clothes, laundry, rubbish or whatever strewn all over the floor.  Dressing table with makeup, empty glasses, bottles or whatever literally covering it.  Drawers hanging open...

It'd take literally five minutes to bundle it all up and put it at least out of camera shot.

- Desperation clips where the model acts badly about someone being in the bathroom, with fake anger banging and rattling the the door before squatting on the carpet.  Use a little imagination - if it's your housemate and you're that angry, go an piss in her clothes drawer or on their bed, or go and squat by the back door or garden fence instead if it's that much of an emergency.  Let's see a real and realistic scenario - arrive home desperate, bathroom occupied, wet jeans or bathroom occupied, desperate pee dancing then find somewhere imaginative to pee.   (And why's it always the bathroom occupied, very rarely arriving home locked out etc)

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