Things that annoy you about pee porn

[spywareonya 37,962]

1 minute ago, Curvy_Luscious said:

or philosophize about it. 

why does it turn out to be pleasurable for you?

Everything got a reason and an explaination, even emotions and preferences

I think we should defend porn actively, thus I need to know why it is so important to us, to better fight back anybody who despise it, and cuddle somebody who loves it yet maybe is ashamed

6 minutes ago, Curvy_Luscious said:

It's just hot to look at and it turns me on.

it does the same effect on me, I just wanted to clarify

[F.W 5,734]

I wish there was more genuine voyeur stuff.I guess most of the "voyeur" stuff is pretty staged.

[spywareonya 37,962]

2 hours ago, fannywatcher said:

I wish there was more genuine voyeur stuff.I guess most of the "voyeur" stuff is pretty staged.

absolutely agree

[-Z. 333]

I don’t really get off to the power aspect that a lot of it contextualizes itself as. Like I get that there are elements of that, but I genuinely like and enjoy piss in all forms, and I want to see someone else who’s similar. Watching someone crying or near-puking is not a turn on for me, it’s actually the equivalent of a rejection in a lot of ways. 

[PissDude 479]

I don't watch many videos, and I stick to what's freely available. I usually just want to see women pissing. With rare exceptions, I don't like a lot of extra time. It's just a pissing video; no need to try to create a plot.I guess I wouldn't mind watching a girl play with a dildo or masturbate if she talked about having to pee, but they don't. It's usually just several minutes of distraction followed by taking a leak. I normally just skip the video to the "good part".

I hate when the camera cuts away. The girl is peeing; who cares about her feet or a couch or tree nearby?

I don't mind clear urine. I'm sure in the professionally produced videos, they have to make the girls drink a lot. But then they have more piss that needs to come out, so for me it's a win.

Edited June 16, 2018 by PissDude

[F.W 5,734]

Where a load of Japanese girls are peeing,and theres no man around to "enjoy" them,ahem ahem....in one of my fave vids featuring said daughters of Nippon,i often wish to see them getting "some".😊

[spywareonya 37,962]

On ‎6‎/‎16‎/‎2018 at 9:10 PM, fannywatcher said:

Where a load of Japanese girls are peeing,and theres no man around to "enjoy" them,ahem ahem....in one of my fave vids featuring said daughters of Nippon,i often wish to see them getting "some".😊

Jap men indeed seems a bit shy about appearing in a video giving them "some"

[expererg 1,185]

I tend to agree with most that has been previously said, especially by Steve. Fake, staged, exaggerated desperation, stop-starts, stupid added musics are turn-offs, no arguing here.

One thing I really dislike, is when the action is supposed to take place somewhere, and that somewhere is important (public place, like a public stair, a hotel room carpet, etc) and the video never gives you any clue where the girl exactly is. When you get a super close-up of the girl peeing all video-long, you don't even know where it's happening, and the video pretends it's a super-naughty-extra-outdoor-public-highly-risky-whatever scene... Some are obviously that way to hide a fake, others are just missing what would make them super naughty. It's exactly the same when a naughty video shows the girl pissing, but never the result of her puddle on whatever she did it...

 

One other thing that annoys me regularly, is that in most if not almost every naughty piss video, where the point is exactly to piss on something (toilet floor, carpet, plant, car, etc.), there is always one or several guy(s) that believe they're super smart by commenting something like "what a waste, it shall all have been in my mouth". Well, with all due respect, NO ! The point is exactly the opposite, and it adds nothing particularly useful with these comments, apart meaning "my fetish is better, yours is lame". When I see videos where a girl pees in the toilet, I don't comment "it would have been naughtier on the floor"... If you want to see girls pissing in men's mouths, there are countless all around Internet.

It's not just a grumble here. If people making pissing videos believe by reading the comments that for every naughty pissing video they make, they would have been better having made one with a golden shower, we will have less and less naughty public peeing where this already is not the easiest category of videos to find. So please, be considerate with other's fetishes : wetting, golden shower, natural peeing, front, rear view, naughty, etc, all of theses categories are not exactly the same, and it's great if all can exist and coexist without battling for whichever is best.

[spywareonya 37,962]

52 minutes ago, expererg said:

One thing I really dislike, is when the action is supposed to take place somewhere, and that somewhere is important (public place, like a public stair, a hotel room carpet, etc) and the video never gives you any clue where the girl exactly is. When you get a super close-up of the girl peeing all video-long, you don't even know where it's happening, and the video pretends it's a super-naughty-extra-outdoor-public-highly-risky-whatever scene... Some are obviously that way to hide a fake, others are just missing what would make them super naughty. It's exactly the same when a naughty video shows the girl pissing, but never the result of her puddle on whatever she did it...

HOLY

FUCKING

SHIT

HOW MUCH DO I AGREE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

 

 

53 minutes ago, expererg said:

One other thing that annoys me regularly, is that in most if not almost every naughty piss video, where the point is exactly to piss on something (toilet floor, carpet, plant, car, etc.), there is always one or several guy(s) that believe they're super smart by commenting something like "what a waste, it shall all have been in my mouth". Well, with all due respect, NO ! The point is exactly the opposite, and it adds nothing particularly useful with these comments, apart meaning "my fetish is better, yours is lame". When I see videos where a girl pees in the toilet, I don't comment "it would have been naughtier on the floor"... If you want to see girls pissing in men's mouths, there are countless all around Internet.

It's not just a grumble here. If people making pissing videos believe by reading the comments that for every naughty pissing video they make, they would have been better having made one with a golden shower, we will have less and less naughty public peeing where this already is not the easiest category of videos to find. So please, be considerate with other's fetishes : wetting, golden shower, natural peeing, front, rear view, naughty, etc, all of theses categories are not exactly the same, and it's great if all can exist and coexist without battling for whichever is best.

Oh wait here I think is something done out of arousal, like "WOW it should have been great to drink that stream" more than other...

[F.W 5,734]

With me its mainly too much ooohing and aahhing..

[steve25805 126,116]

1 hour ago, fannywatcher said:

With me its mainly too much ooohing and aahhing..

Oh yeah, I hate that too.

[LukeDZ 47]

Staged, fake, and as above the ooohing and aahhing.

[ew98 7]

those fake moans, and cheesy music are big turnoffs for me as well.

[spywareonya 37,962]

19 hours ago, ew98 said:

those fake moans, and cheesy music are big turnoffs for me as well.

if the music is only at the beginning it can be funny!!!!

 

20 hours ago, LukeDZ said:

Staged, fake, and as above the ooohing and aahhing.

 

On ‎6‎/‎23‎/‎2018 at 7:28 AM, fannywatcher said:

With me its mainly too much ooohing and aahhing..

 

On ‎6‎/‎23‎/‎2018 at 9:00 AM, steve25805 said:

Oh yeah, I hate that too.

 

Utterly agree

I moan sometimes when I piss but only if I was really full

Edited June 24, 2018 by spywareonya

[Peeper 37]

To me, there's a huge difference between moaning in relief, and moaning like you're  piss stream is giving you the best orgasm of your life. I've seen the latter in In The Crack videos, and it was quite annoying. In addition, I'd have to agree for the most part about the staged/fake stuff for the most part, but there are times where I'll go outside of my wheelhouse (naughty pissing... basically anywhere that's not a toilet) to get something I'm not usually looking for. Perfect example, lesbian golden showers. Not a GS fan at all, but sometimes it just hits the spot haha 

Anyway, my biggest gripe that I could ever have about this type of porn is foley. (I know that's also a name for a type of catheter, but that's not what I'm referring to in this case.) I'm talking about audio. Got2Pee has a variety of very attractive women, usually peeing outside, which is nice. There is a staged element, so it's not usually a go straight to, but again, sometimes... anyway, when they first hit the scene (UGH, that effing intro music drove me bananas too, btw.) I guess they were recording without a mic, or from too far away from the model to actually pic up the audio of her pee stream. They'd fake it by recording a track, and syncing it up with the video... basically ADR for a piss stream. It drove me nuts, because I could tell that it wasn't anywhere near real. Not that they were bad at it, but I work in an industry where I've been conditioned to notice those types of things. I also notice post production vo's, and ADR on TV shows as well. It's a curse, really.

Thankfully, they've since stopped doing that, and double thankfully they dropped that damn intro music on each and every video! hahah

Anyway, that's I think the biggest thing that drove me crazy about this genre of porn, that I almost exclusively get it on with myself to. 

[whiz kid 201]

On 6/16/2018 at 6:04 AM, PissDude said:

I don't mind clear urine. I'm sure in the professionally produced videos, they have to make the girls drink a lot. But then they have more piss that needs to come out, so for me it's a win.

What they need to instead of over hydrating the girls with water is just have them drink normal amounts of fluid,  but have them hold their pee for most of the day.  Her bladder will be very full of urine and it will be the yellow stuff...

[spywareonya 37,962]

13 hours ago, whiz kid said:

What they need to instead of over hydrating the girls with water is just have them drink normal amounts of fluid,  but have them hold their pee for most of the day.  Her bladder will be very full of urine and it will be the yellow stuff...

Not necessarily true

I sometime have to hold it for various reasons for many hours, even five or six, my pee is almost transparent anyway

Even my morning pee it's not Yellow, only mild yellow

[whiz kid 201]

On 6/30/2018 at 7:16 AM, spywareonya said:

Not necessarily true

I sometime have to hold it for various reasons for many hours, even five or six, my pee is almost transparent anyway

Even my morning pee it's not Yellow, only mild yellow

Yeah, I guess the trick is to not overhydrate.  I prefer when the stream has a light tinge of yellow to it.  Makes me think "Yup, that's pee pee!"

[spywareonya 37,962]

Just now, whiz kid said:

Yeah, I guess the trick is to not overhydrate.  I prefer when the stream has a light tinge of yellow to it.  Makes me think "Yup, that's pee pee!"

Sincerily speaking, ahahahaha, I love the dark Yellow too, but the amount of water and thea I drink is mandatory for various reasons

My trick to have a dark Yellow pee while having it so pure to be theorically transparent, is CARROTS

They are incredible for tanning!!! And some hormons in them colour the pee dark yellow

[whiz kid 201]

2 minutes ago, spywareonya said:

Sincerily speaking, ahahahaha, I love the dark Yellow too, but the amount of water and thea I drink is mandatory for various reasons

My trick to have a dark Yellow pee while having it so pure to be theorically transparent, is CARROTS

They are incredible for tanning!!! And some hormons in them colour the pee dark yellow

Guess we need to ask the film producers to have the young ladies eat a bunch of carrots!

My personal preference for urine color is medium yellow, maybe a little lighter than the color of olive oil.  Still a healthy color, but strong enough that you know it is pee pee.

[spywareonya 37,962]

Just now, whiz kid said:

Guess we need to ask the film producers to have the young ladies eat a bunch of carrots!

My personal preference for urine color is medium yellow, maybe a little lighter than the color of olive oil.  Still a healthy color, but strong enough that you know it is pee pee.

I can understand you

but that colour is a sign of only avrage hydratation and that is no/no to me

Thus, I have to stick to what I must, and cope with the fatalistically-accepted consequences

BUT

I can subsequently adds vitamins to keep my pee yellow

Anyway, it usually is transparent, and that's all ihihihihihihi

[Scot_Lover 1,877]

There was a series called 'paarfetisch' (I think) that centred around a girl wetting her jeans in very public places. The camera would follow her about, doing normal things, shopping at a supermarket, for instance. When she bought her stuff back to her car, she would pee copiously, incredible amounts, soaking jeans or pants completely, leaving trails and puddles of pee where she stood. The sound was completely natural, traffic, trains in the background, kids crying and people talking. People would be walking past her with an 'omg' look on theirs faces. There was no crazy pee dance of desperation, no moaning, nothing, she just did it while walking, looking into the camera with a slight smile. Sometimes I had to rewind to catch the start of it, it was so unstaged.

It appears that she has quit doing this, there is no record of her anymore, unfortunately. This was the way I liked 'naughty peeing'.

 

[spywareonya 37,962]

On ‎7‎/‎2‎/‎2018 at 12:23 AM, Scot_Lover said:

There was a series called 'paarfetisch' (I think) that centred around a girl wetting her jeans in very public places. The camera would follow her about, doing normal things, shopping at a supermarket, for instance. When she bought her stuff back to her car, she would pee copiously, incredible amounts, soaking jeans or pants completely, leaving trails and puddles of pee where she stood. The sound was completely natural, traffic, trains in the background, kids crying and people talking. People would be walking past her with an 'omg' look on theirs faces. There was no crazy pee dance of desperation, no moaning, nothing, she just did it while walking, looking into the camera with a slight smile. Sometimes I had to rewind to catch the start of it, it was so unstaged.

It appears that she has quit doing this, there is no record of her anymore, unfortunately. This was the way I liked 'naughty peeing'.

 

hahahahahah girls quitting is something that annoy me about pee porn ahahahahahaha!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[BlindListener 152]

Agree, want to be able to clearly hear the natural sounds.

[spywareonya 37,962]

8 minutes ago, BlindListener said:

Agree, want to be able to clearly hear the natural sounds.

I'm so noisy when pissing!!! Plus, I fart a lot ahahahahahahaha