Popular Post Great Horned Owl 539 Posted June 30 Popular Post Share Posted June 30 All, Just this past week my wife had a kinky request- she wanted to piss on my face. I said, "I can hardly wait, make your bladder full and hold it till I tell you to release it". She went to work in a slinky short light blue dress with 3 inch heels and white lace silk panties at 8 am. Was back home at 5 pm and held her piss all day!! She has a huge bladder just like my SIL and MIL. Upon arriving home we went to the basement where I had an air mattress on the floor and a bunch of towels and disinfectant to clean up after. Both MIL and SIL would not be home for a couple of hours. Wife is in total agony, can barely walk down the stairs. I was stripped naked ready for her torrent of piss. She ripped off those panties quickly and sat over my chest while spreading her labia widen to guide her stream to my face. Oh my, it was exhilarating and painful at the same time. Her 3 inch stream came out so fast and furious that it stubg my face. I am attempting to drink some of her piss but can't as it is shooting out so fast that spray is going every where upon impact with my body. A liter must have dumped out in 20 seconds then she stopped for 5 seconds and unleashed her second hard stream for 43 seconds. This time her stream was only 1 inch in diameter and since it was coming out slower O could drink her sweet and salty piss but still the flow was too fast. Finally after a bit over a minute she started a slow 1/4 inch stream that I was able to drink. This lasted 25 more seconds. After finishing I liked her vagina and labia dry but we both got horney during the process. This led to an intense orgasm for both as I shot for 35 seconds deep inside of her. Now, we had to clean up the mess. That was no fun but a shower helps. Horney Old Owl 17 Link to post
2talljj 76 Posted July 1 Share Posted July 1 My ex wife and I never cleaned are basement after pissing down there we let it dry Link to post
Pooler 141 Posted July 14 Share Posted July 14 Love that story. Very hot. You are one lucky man. 1 Link to post
Popular Post Great Horned Owl 539 Posted July 21 Author Popular Post Share Posted July 21 All, Another erotic story. This time it involves my wife who as you know has a supersized bladder just like her sister and mother. We had a couples date just the other night were wife, myself and two other couples went out to dinner and a club. I sm an old guy but still can tear up the dance floor with my much younger sexy wife. We were out 6 hours, drinking, eating, dancing, socializing. The two other women emptied their bladders 2x while the wife wanted to hold for me. On the way home she was squirming like crazy in the from seat and whispered to me that she is leaking drops of urine. I briefly felt her and her black lace panties were damp but not soaked, yet. Upon arrival to our house we invited the other couples in for coffee. One of the women tinkled and hissed again in the downstairs toilet while the wife briefly walked upstairs to use the toilet by the landing. She quickly pulled her soaked panties down while lifting her short black slinky dress and exploded loudly in the toilet water for 48 seconds then abruptly stopped for 3 seconds and poured again for 25 more seconds while finishing with several quick moderate squirts of urine into the bowl for another 20 seconds. She quickly wiped, washed her hands and changed her panties before making her way back downstairs. During her explosion which was very audible from downstairs as she left the bathroom door open like usual a couple of the guys were listening intently as I could see their interest in the wife's performance. One of the guys cock became very stiff as it became quite noticeable evidenced by a large bulge in his trousers. I might add his wife was a very hissy tinkling type of girl who wpuld empty out every couple of hours so the wife was a different type of pee performance for him. The evening ended shortly thereafter with the second wife letting out a nice slow hiss lasting 25 seconds. She was wearing a pink short dress, flat chested with "A" cp bra, 5.8.120 lbs big wavy brunette hair style with lots of fling. Hot indeed. This Owl was very horney afterwards. Horney Old Owl 1 2 3 Link to post
Popular Post Great Horned Owl 539 Posted August 3 Author Popular Post Share Posted August 3 All, At least once a month I make sure to take the wife out on a date. It could be dining, dancing, theater, weekend retreat in the mountains, skiing at Mt Hood. A variety of activities. This month I took her to dinner followed by a show. A dressy affair and she did not disappoint. While standing 5.9.125 pounds, long wavy blonde hair, "B" cup bra, white lacy bra underneath she wore a black sleeveless low cut slinky dress with a slit up the side with three inch black heels. She just got highlights on her hair and purchased some new bracelets and loop earrings. To top things off She wore my favorite red lipstick. She was dressed to kill and I was the recipient. She aims to please me on our special dates. It is common protocol for her to whisper in my ear how full her bladder is at various intervals during our outings as she rarely uses public toilets. Upon finishing our main course duck confeit with two glasses of wine She said I we as 35% full. After I paid the bill and 4 glasses of wine plus water and 3 hours since the last bathroom visit She was 65% full. I am now starting to get excited as I know how much she can hold and how fast she can release her torrent of piss. At the concert intermission and 5 hours removed from emptying her bladder she said, "babe, I am 88% full. I need to go soon but will hold for you." At this point I have a full raging erection and she sees the bulge in my trousers. She gently strokes me at the concert hall and does so discretely by placing her sweater on top of my lap. By the end of the concert or 6.5 hours since her last bathroom visit she whispers to me, "I am 98% full, I don't know how much more I can hold". Mind you the 30 minute drive was an interesting one and I had to distract her by discussing the financial markets as to put her mind at ease. After 7 plus hours from her last piss we get home, SIL is in bed and MIL not with us tonight. She exclaimed, "is it possible to be more than 100% full? I just smiled. She said, "I hope you like a lot of hot piss because I am going to piss like a fucking racehorse." Again, while smiling I take her by the hand and escort her to the master bedroom toilet for release. She quickly yanked her panties off, straddled the toilet so I can see everything come out of her. After 4 second delay a fast and furious 3 inch wide clear stream of urine explodes into the toilet while I sit on the floor 6 inches away from her monster flow and enjoy the performance. Since I am so close to the river dumping out of her my face gets splashed with hot piss. I am picking piss as it hits my lips. Her initial flow goes 44 seconds then abruptly stops for 5 seconds and then restarts just as powerful for 25 more seconds, shuts off abruptly then tinkles for 33 more seconds. A total of one minute 45 seconds. I am sure her output was her maximum of 2.2 liters which I measured once before. Her sister at 2.5 liters (MIL max of 1.75 liters) is the only one I know that has a larger capacity. Upon finishing draining her bladder out I kneeled and picked her dry which caused her to wildly climax with a loud scream 15 seconds later. I was left with a mouthful of her hot cum that I promptly swallowed. This transitioned to her jumping on my rock hard cock and riding me like a racehorse. I was one tired Owl. Horney Old Owl 1 1 6 Link to post
Mr.Pisser 3 Posted Saturday at 05:48 AM Share Posted Saturday at 05:48 AM You are one lucky guy to have so naughty wife! Link to post
chubbyjack 214 Posted Saturday at 06:37 AM Share Posted Saturday at 06:37 AM On 8/3/2024 at 1:05 PM, Great Horned Owl said: All, At least once a month I make sure to take the wife out on a date. It could be dining, dancing, theater, weekend retreat in the mountains, skiing at Mt Hood. A variety of activities. This month I took her to dinner followed by a show. A dressy affair and she did not disappoint. While standing 5.9.125 pounds, long wavy blonde hair, "B" cup bra, white lacy bra underneath she wore a black sleeveless low cut slinky dress with a slit up the side with three inch black heels. She just got highlights on her hair and purchased some new bracelets and loop earrings. To top things off She wore my favorite red lipstick. She was dressed to kill and I was the recipient. She aims to please me on our special dates. It is common protocol for her to whisper in my ear how full her bladder is at various intervals during our outings as she rarely uses public toilets. Upon finishing our main course duck confeit with two glasses of wine She said I we as 35% full. After I paid the bill and 4 glasses of wine plus water and 3 hours since the last bathroom visit She was 65% full. I am now starting to get excited as I know how much she can hold and how fast she can release her torrent of piss. At the concert intermission and 5 hours removed from emptying her bladder she said, "babe, I am 88% full. I need to go soon but will hold for you." At this point I have a full raging erection and she sees the bulge in my trousers. She gently strokes me at the concert hall and does so discretely by placing her sweater on top of my lap. By the end of the concert or 6.5 hours since her last bathroom visit she whispers to me, "I am 98% full, I don't know how much more I can hold". Mind you the 30 minute drive was an interesting one and I had to distract her by discussing the financial markets as to put her mind at ease. After 7 plus hours from her last piss we get home, SIL is in bed and MIL not with us tonight. She exclaimed, "is it possible to be more than 100% full? I just smiled. She said, "I hope you like a lot of hot piss because I am going to piss like a fucking racehorse." Again, while smiling I take her by the hand and escort her to the master bedroom toilet for release. She quickly yanked her panties off, straddled the toilet so I can see everything come out of her. After 4 second delay a fast and furious 3 inch wide clear stream of urine explodes into the toilet while I sit on the floor 6 inches away from her monster flow and enjoy the performance. Since I am so close to the river dumping out of her my face gets splashed with hot piss. I am picking piss as it hits my lips. Her initial flow goes 44 seconds then abruptly stops for 5 seconds and then restarts just as powerful for 25 more seconds, shuts off abruptly then tinkles for 33 more seconds. A total of one minute 45 seconds. I am sure her output was her maximum of 2.2 liters which I measured once before. Her sister at 2.5 liters (MIL max of 1.75 liters) is the only one I know that has a larger capacity. Upon finishing draining her bladder out I kneeled and picked her dry which caused her to wildly climax with a loud scream 15 seconds later. I was left with a mouthful of her hot cum that I promptly swallowed. This transitioned to her jumping on my rock hard cock and riding me like a racehorse. I was one tired Owl. Horney Old Owl At what point did you cum? Were you naked nor stroking while she was unloading? Link to post
Great Horned Owl 539 Posted Monday at 03:37 AM Author Share Posted Monday at 03:37 AM On 10/5/2024 at 1:37 AM, chubbyjack said: At what point did you cum? Were you naked nor stroking while she was unloading? Just stroking with my cock outside my trousers. Quite often it is a mad scramble from the time the wife stops peeing and when she starts riding me. Often just yank trousers down and she jumps on board and pumps hard. 1 Link to post
Great Horned Owl 539 Posted Monday at 07:53 PM Author Share Posted Monday at 07:53 PM All, As I have written in the past the wife and my SIL and MIL have monster bladders - it must run in the family. The girls call me "Tiny" because I can barely hold a third of the urine they can but that is a conversation for another day. Wife comes home from work and grocery shopping in her short grey tweed mini skirt and white sleeveless blouse with a very skimpy black Victoria Secret bra that barely holds her full "B" cup in. Looking like she is in agony she whispers in my ear after a quick kiss that she is going to explode with piss. Meanwhile, I have my plumber friend fixing the kitchen sink drain. Wife waves hello and runs up stairs with her three inch heels and frantically pulls her lacy black thongs down in the toilet near the landing with the door open and unleashes a piss for the ages as she explodes her three inch flow while standing over the toilet (I could not watch because the plumber was over but I know how loud she is when standing) along with an audible sigh that could be heard downstairs. Meanwhile the plumber is making believe he is looking at the pipes under the sink but more realistically listening to the wife explode. Her piss was very audible as it sounded like a jumbo jet taking off. The wife suddenly stops her monster flow after 43 seconds for a brief lull then starts up again but not quite as loud but still very forceful and all in the water for 22 more seconds. After a brief second pause she finishes with a steady moderate but still audible flow in the bowl for 20 more seconds and then finishing with about 10 seconds of dribbling, still audible to even the plumber. She wipes quickly, washes hands and plumber gets back to work. Wife pranches downstairs a few minutes later after applying more bright red lipstick and gives my plumber friend a more appropriate greeting. He stands up and smiles, eyes wide open, bulge in his trousers and greets her. While fluffing her blonde curls and strutting her 5.9.125 frame around she pours us a glass of wine. I whisper in her ear, "your bladder is going to fill up again". She quietly says, "that is the goal". Meanwhile, I have trying to get the plumber out of the house so I can release some cum in the wife. Twenty minutes later we had success then again two hours and five hours later. The wife did not disappoint with another monster piss 4 hours later. MIL heard the second piss and she just smiled at me by saying, " I can piss longer but not harder". Horney Old Owl 1 3 Link to post
Mrhapee 404 Posted Monday at 08:55 PM Share Posted Monday at 08:55 PM You should record audio of wife pissing to share, I would love to hear that volume of pee. Thanks for sharing stories. 1 Link to post
Great Horned Owl 539 Posted Monday at 09:31 PM Author Share Posted Monday at 09:31 PM 34 minutes ago, Mrhapee said: You should record audio of wife pissing to share, I would love to hear that volume of pee. Thanks for sharing stories. She can hold up to 2.25 liters or 2250 ml, a lot of piss. SIL can hold 2.4 liters, MIL can hold 2 liters even. A lot of piss for all three. I have recorded all three girls but they don't want is shared with anyone. Sorry. 1 Link to post
Mrhapee 404 Posted Tuesday at 04:07 PM Share Posted Tuesday at 04:07 PM I understand not wanting to share. That was why I was thinking maybe just a sound bit. You are a very lucky guy. 😈 1 Link to post
Mrhapee 404 Posted Tuesday at 04:10 PM Share Posted Tuesday at 04:10 PM Has the wife and mil ever peed at same time or pee at the same time to see who lasted longer? Does mil know it turns you on? Link to post
Great Horned Owl 539 Posted Tuesday at 06:11 PM Author Share Posted Tuesday at 06:11 PM 1 hour ago, Mrhapee said: Has the wife and mil ever peed at same time or pee at the same time to see who lasted longer? Does mil know it turns you on? The girls have peed at the same time not in competition but because they have to go. When the wife is one of the two or three I make sure she gets all of my observation attention as not to set off alarms that I am interested in the other two. If the MIL and SIL go at same time I pay attention to MIL so SIL does not think I am into her, though I love her piss. MIL does not get frisky if others at home like no unzipping my trousers but if her and I are alone we play in the bathroom - our secret - MIL enjoys turning me on. 1 Link to post
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