"Pissing off" my manager, hahaha

[TylerHasFun 1,099]

Nice little pun for ya.  I work at a pizza place, I'm an assistant manager.  My manager, Jimmy and are pretty much friends at this point.   He puts up with my antics because I'm the best assistant manager he had and he tells me that.  It started small with just taking a piss outside in the back parking lot when I take a smoke break.   At first all I'd hear was dude not cool, or what the hell, shit like that.  Finally it got to where I'd be pissing and he'd just walk up to me and talk about other things or would take a hit off my cigarettes.   I started pissing in a way he could see my dick,  he'd be like ahhh dude get that away from me, shield his eyes. I'd laugh my ass off. He got used to that too.  I will stand by him and piss, he no longer jumps out of my puddle neither.   

Decided to ramp it up and I started to piss on his car.  As usually he'd complain, and come on man atleast aim for the tires at least, and you're an asshole dude.  Now he doesn't even fight about it.  He'll be outside smoking. I walk outside towards his car and piss and we just talk about inventory or some shit. He said to me once what if he accidentally left the window open.  And i just smile and laugh, cause hed know.  At this point,  he doesn't stop me at all wherever I end up taking a piss.  The drain on the floor that we use to wash the pizza make line, the front parking lot where it's more visible,  the sinks we wash dishes in.   I was in his office once talking with him and I pissed in my soda cup. He can't see it but hears the sound.  I left it there too and he threw it out.

It's all in fun though. Again he's my friend, he comes over and hangs out with my friends.  And he's pissed on my car a bunch of times too.  Whenever he does I always fuck with him and repeat shit he used to say like dude you're disgusting or we make food here man.  Definitely got him to lighten up about it all.  

[BadBoy21 658]

Lol.  My God dude, how do you get away with all this? That's awesome.  Maybe you're inspiring him to start being more like you.

[TylerHasFun 1,099]

58 minutes ago, BadBoy21 said:

Lol.  My God dude, how do you get away with all this? That's awesome.  Maybe you're inspiring him to start being more like you.

I think so dude

[TylerHasFun 1,099]

13 minutes ago, AshySlashy said:

Haha sounds fucking awesome to just piss in front of a friend like that so nonchalantly and letting him get a view

Yeah bro.  All my friends always be gettin an eye full of me. 

[TylerHasFun 1,099]

On 1/15/2024 at 6:37 PM, AshySlashy said:

Sounds fun, i usually dont try to hard to conceal myself wherever i piss when someone is around either, but wish i had more friends who was as bold and fun

Hell yeah bro.  My friends all laugh about it.  And they all seen my dick besides

[BadBoy21 658]

On 1/20/2024 at 9:59 AM, TylerHasFun said:

Hell yeah bro.  My friends all laugh about it.  And they all seen my dick besides

Bro I bet its a beautiful sight.  If you don't me asking, what are we talking in terms of size?

[TylerHasFun 1,099]

8 minutes ago, BadBoy21 said:

Bro I bet its a beautiful sight.  If you don't me asking, what are we talking in terms of size?

Aint heard no complaints about it.  I mean im pretty much average.  its funny cause my friend was actually the one who measured it for me as I aint ever did.  ANd I measured his, it was an interesting evening.  i'm a little over 7, and of course he's bigger and always manages to bring it up whenever he can.  Fucker.  lol.  It's funny cause his name is Chris too.  

[BadBoy21 658]

6 minutes ago, TylerHasFun said:

Aint heard no complaints about it.  I mean im pretty much average.  its funny cause my friend was actually the one who measured it for me as I aint ever did.  ANd I measured his, it was an interesting evening.  i'm a little over 7, and of course he's bigger and always manages to bring it up whenever he can.  Fucker.  lol.  It's funny cause his name is Chris too.  

DAMN boy! Well you're definitely bigger than me.  That must have been some evening.  So you each had to get hard so you could measure each other?  Lol, I love that.  Awww, his name is Chris.  Makes me feel like you're talking about me.