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3 hours ago, gladeriga said:

Very good read hentaixt, not a huge fan of peeing on electronics, but that's just my preference. Otherwise very nice and I'd love to hear more from these sisters.

I'll be honest, for what she was doing... low chance of harm. Assume the system was off, after it all dried out... no damage done.

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Hentaixt, your recent post reminds me of your one thanksgiving stories, which is still one of my all time favorites. I would love to see more from these three.

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I'd love to read about what the sisters got up to later at the reception!

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Dear Wet Carpet.

No identities revealed here. Because I am a 29 year old uniformed female police officer working in Cardiff. 

I lead a double life, inhabiting pee fetish sites under various usernames, writing erotic stories, and interacting with other piss perverts. I know that's one term amongst many that some of my colleagues use for people like us into pissing. When it comes to real life I have to be discrete because of my job, being mostly in the closet about my dirty interests.

You see, I am into the whole pissing thing, and love nothing better than to squat and pee somewhere outrageous. Unlike many of your contributors who do the whole standing up or semi- squatting thing, I always squat. It somehow seems both more naturally ladylike yet also incredibly naughty to squat properly yet pee somewhere totally wrong. I most often at home piss on the kitchen or bathroom floors because they are tiled and can be washed up easily. Pissing on carpets is just about as outrageous as it gets, but I mostly buy cheap second hand rugs to piss on a few times before throwing them out. I have actually peed on my bedroom carpet in the corner a couple of times but I try not to make a habit of it because I do have guests, some of them fellow police officers. 

So job and private life cannot mix - most of the time anyway.

Because I have managed to hook up with this businessman guy in his 40s and his 30 year old wife. They are not rich by any means but quite well off and in influential jobs. Well, he is, anyway. So their identities must be kept a secret too, as must any explanation of how I came to be doing them this favour, lest I reveal too much.

Suffice it to say we have an arrangement. They pay me shedloads of cash "expenses". And I show up at their place dressed in my spare police uniform that I keep at home, making sure I have a full bladder. I am fully suited and booted as a copper - so to speak. And their thing? Basically, they like to see me lower my police issue black trousers and my knickers, and squat down right there in front of them in the middle of the living room as they watch from the sofa. And then I just pee. Right there on the carpet. In my full police uniform. Sometimes his girlfriend pees on the carpet as well, but watching a uniformed police officer do it with a grin is really their thing.

Not always the carpet either. A couple of times they had me pee on their bed, lol. And once on their dining room table. But mostly the living room carpet. Smells a bit pissy in there actually but hey, if that's their thing, who am I to judge? There are far worse things for a couple to be into. Besides, since I'm the one doing most of the pissing - and getting a massive kick out of it - I am hardly in a position to judge.

Miss A Copper 

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Dear Wet Carpet

I was out nightclubbing last night when I got lucky and picked up this girl. Or rather she picked me up, cos we went back to her place. 

We ended up drinking more wine whilst getting naked and making out in her living room. After some frisky fun on her sofa, we sat smoking a cigarette. At this point she squeezed her legs tight together, saying, "I gotta go toilet." She got up off the sofa and announced with a smirk, "Fuck it. I cant be bothered to go upstairs. I'm just gonna go here!"

And with that she just popped a squat right there in her living room and started peeing on the carpet! I couldn't believe it!

I laughed, "I can't believe you're actually doing that. Aren't you bothered about the clean up?"

"Nah", she laughed. "I just leave it to dry on it's own."

"What, you do this often?"

"Well I don't make a regular habit out of it, hahaha. But sometimes it is just more convenient to go toilet wherever I feel like."

I grinned at the sight and sound of her hissy piss splashing down onto the carpet, noticing the massive puddle she was making.

She giggled, "I needed that," as the last of her pee splashed down.

Then she got up and just left it there as we ended up having sex on her sofa again, before I called a taxi and left. 

Never took her phone number or contact details. She was just a one night stand whom I'll never see again.

But I am finding the memory of her just nonchalantly peeing on the carpet like it was normal ever more erotic the more I think about it. I think I have a thing about girls peeing all over the place. And am developing a desire to have a girl pee on my own bedroom carpet.

Will let you know about it if it ever happens. 

Ed

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Dear Wet Carpet

Was out drinking last night and ended up hooking up with this guy and going back to his place with him. We both needed a pee by the time we got there, but somehow - fuck knows how this idea came about - we decided to do it in his kitchen! I took my clothes off there whilst he got his dick out - and we both just peed all over the kitchen floor for the sheer fun of it, lol.

Later, after having sex in his bedroom, we somehow decided that it would be rather good fun just to piss on his bedroom carpet. Which we did, lol. Right there beside his bed!

In the morning I woke before him and realised what we'd done. I thought it best to call a taxi and leave before he woke up. 

But just before my departure I decided to take pleasure in  pissing all over his bathroom floor instead of using the toilet, lol.

Sally

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Alright, so I am doing this. My sister promised something and expected me to deliver on it again... We likely should not have been here to begin with, if you add our ages together (since we ARE triplets) we might be old enough. ANYWAY, I am supposed to fill in the last part of the trilogy for you so you can stop wondering about it.

As my youngest sister told you we all urinated under the bed and in the water mattress. I am supposed to tell you about "Hide and [Take a] Leak" not "'Hide and Go Pee'", she always gets the name wrong. So yes, after things wound down at the reception, our Mother was helping clean-up and suggested we entertain ourselves for a bit longer before we left. The rules are pretty basic, but slightly different that regular Hide and Seek:

All players split up and find a spot to release (only one spot per player).

Once you finish you return to Home.

If you return home first, you can try to catch another player in the act.

If you are not first, you must wait for all players to return.

Now you as a team head out and look for the wet patches.

Once you find one you have to guess who made it, if you are right, that person is out.

If you get it wrong, then you are out.

There are more advanced rules, but for just three players you get the idea. You can get back in and you can still win if you were out, but I am not explaining all that for now.  Since I have better control over my flow, I can start and stop whenever I want, so I let out enough and then always go hunting for my older younger sister with the bigger bladder. Once a round has ended, the loser has to wet themselves. If they cannot, the winner gets to do it for them. So we played a few rounds and when everything was done, I was the only one with dry pants. I should not say this, because I know the two of them will read it, but I have a secret way to win. When we split up, I find a spot that will soak up or not show my puddle. This is usually a drawer with clothes (I like to pee on bras, especially when they are still being worn), or things on hangers. The pocket of a coat holds liquid surprisingly well. Since I win most rounds, I get to pee all over my younger sisters, and that is a great feeling. Standing with my slit exposed and raining pee all over their crotch, it is a good feeling of power and dominance (and I often get licked dry).

Well at any rate, that is all you will get from me. I fulfilled my obligation to this ridiculous endeavour. My middle sister might write here again, but I doubt you will see me around. I do hope you enjoyed our escapades though and some of the other folks here have expanded my ideas for future fun, but for now... So Long and Goodbye.

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Hey Again Everyone!

It is Margo Astra back with more good stuff to share. These just happpened today and I am typing this on my phone in the hotel on WiFi, so if there is grammar or spelling issue... please understand. ON. MY. PHONE. :1_grinning

So, as I said these were both today and I wanted to make sure I got you all the details while they were still fresh in my mind. I was hanging out with the naughty pee girls Lauren and her sister Laura at the hotel for another trade show. I was off hours so to speak, as I was hired only part time for the booth I was working. Now on to what you want to hear, actually context first right? Lauren had a video she found online of an elevator trick. Im sure you have seen them, the button codes that are supposed to put it in express mode? Well her video actually showed both normal operation and override scenarios. We made sure to test it, we dropped Laura on a floor and ran all the way to the lobby. Lauren entered the code and texted Laura to call the elevator from her floor. So heres the thing, it WORKS! The only difference was that the elevator stopped on Laura's floor but the doors would not open. We tried the door open button and Laura actually knocked on the doors from outside and then the elevator went on and delivered us to our chosen floor. So now you can kinda guess what we had in mind. A private carpeted elevator that we knew would not open (YES, we were going to pee in it). We would only have 1 attempt and we were going to try and cover every inch of carpet. The cabin had fully cover floor and up to the railing with carpet. Now as I have said previously, this whole peeing where you are not supposed to is not really a thing for me, but I was on-board here for he the challenge. Besides, the carpet in hotel elevators is made to handle the wet from pool patrons.

Our first try was thwarted though. We got in at the lobby, put in the code, and just as the doors closed a couple stopped them closing and joined us. They got off at their floor and the elevator run us to the top. This was actually beneficial, because we timed it for an approximation. We figured out the full ride would be just about 2:30 (two minutes: thirty seconds), so we knew we were all good. None of us pee more than 40 seconds, even (long-distance) Lauren. When we hit the top floor, we had already started prepping. Pants unbuttoned, thumbs in hemlines, you get the idea. Lauren hit the door close and entered the code for lockout and then the lobby. Laura and I were already half naked before the cabin started moving. I squatted in the middle and did surprisingly well in cover the corner (just about 1/4 of the floor). Since we were going for coverage we did not want puddles, which meant I had to work on controlling my flow. It was difficult, but I think I am going to continue working on it. If I get good enough I could pee anywhere and stop then leave or change places quickly. Laura was in a opposite corner and I was shocked to see she had covered half the floor and half way up one wall in the same time it took me to do my (tiny by comparison) area. Lauren was the real showoff, she stood and literally sidestepped along each wall, swaying her hips and drenching everything from the railing to the floor. When that was totally covered, she stopped in my corner and finished the floor off from across the area. That girl can go and she even had enough left to spot check areas. By floor three we were all dressed again and stand in the middle of very squelchy floor. We hit the lobby and dashed for hallway to conference area and disappeared in the crowd.

However there's one more story to tell. The site that Lauren had used to watch the video had a code calculator for card keys. It seems that an employee for the security company that produced the keys leaked the way they are encoded and that the keys will almost always work for at least two rooms at the same time in the same building. Someone else took that info and created a web plugin that allowed you to enter your room number and output the other room you could enter. There were several comments saying the plugin was not perfect, it was often off by rounding errors and might be the room next to or across from the number it gave. We tested that too with their card and the comments were right, but we got in a room.

Before the door even closed Lauren had kicked off her shoes in the bathroom and was shedding her jeans, Laura was pulling the desk chair down the hall and sitting in front of the now closed door, before getting out of her jeans too. I looked around the room to make sure no one was actually staying there and it was all clear. Real quick though, this was an average room. When you step in the bathroom was first on the left, then the closet, and the room proper from there, desk by the TV and this was a queen single. Now, the girls had wanted to show me a trick they had been working on and you sort of have the set-up already. Lauren was sitting with legs spread on the toilet with the seat down, one foot on the bath and the other on the counter. Laura had her naked butt planted on the desk chair with her heels on the edge of the seat. They were talking about coordination for a few seconds, basically making sure Laura was ready to go. I stood by the desk and looked down at Laura. Lauren started her release and from the toilet was dowsing the wall of the room. So all the way across the distance of the bathroom AND hall and still with a enough force to splash back higher than the desk. Laura started and her stream shot forward and climbed in height passing through her sister's until it hit max distance. SO, here is what you have... one stream blasting through the open door and impacting the wall, while a second stream makes a graceful arch OVER the first and soaking into the carpet on the opposite side. One girl peeing over another. ONE. OVER. THE. OTHER!!! It was the most impressive skill display I had ever seen.  It didnt last very long, but it was super cool. I wanted in the fun, but I was empty, so I told them we would have to do it again sometime when I could join. They agreed of course, I would love to figure out how to get a picture (or  video) of that though, because it will be THREE streams vertically next time.

Not sure when I will get to write again. Trade shows have been pretty slim this year and I am getting some more modeling work but not enough really. I am taking some classes for school again and my time is not as free as it used to be... Anyway, that is enough depressing stuff for now. Hopefully I'll be back with another incident real soon.

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In terms of writing, might bow out of this thread for a bit until or unless some original ideas come my way. My "letters" are drawing a lot less appreciation than they used to, I suspect because they have become a bit formulaic and repetitive.

Hentaixt is doing an excellent job right now in bringing what this thread needs - original content from others.

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11 hours ago, steve25805 said:

My "letters" are drawing a lot less appreciation than they used to,

I always appreciate them, but I think I know what you mean. With my stories, it feels like I'm sort of rehashing the same idea over and over. I'll pick my brain for something hopefully original and add to this thread again. 

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1 hour ago, wetwulf said:

I always appreciate them, but I think I know what you mean. With my stories, it feels like I'm sort of rehashing the same idea over and over. I'll pick my brain for something hopefully original and add to this thread again. 

yeah it's hard to come up with new stuff. I know the feeling there. For what it's worth.... you guys stories were awesome. ?

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13 hours ago, steve25805 said:

In terms of writing, might bow out of this thread for a bit until or unless some original ideas come my way. My "letters" are drawing a lot less appreciation than they used to, I suspect because they have become a bit formulaic and repetitive.

 

I always enjoy your stories, Steve, and I hope you are able to recharge the creative batteries and resume again. This does serve as a reminder that pressing the like button is an easy and appreciated way to show my enjoyment.

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12 hours ago, Bigd40 said:

yeah it's hard to come up with new stuff. I know the feeling there. For what it's worth.... you guys stories were awesome. ?

I have a few fictional ideas in mind, quite a lot really but I don't really have the time or patience to write them all up. But hey, if anyone wants just random story ideas to help them write something up, i'm happy to help

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8 hours ago, ButterflyGod said:

I have a few fictional ideas in mind, quite a lot really but I don't really have the time or patience to write them all up. But hey, if anyone wants just random story ideas to help them write something up, i'm happy to help

I'd be up for that. Just message me.

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On 11/30/2017 at 9:41 AM, steve25805 said:

In terms of writing, might bow out of this thread for a bit until or unless some original ideas come my way. My "letters" are drawing a lot less appreciation than they used to, I suspect because they have become a bit formulaic and repetitive.

Hentaixt is doing an excellent job right now in bringing what this thread needs - original content from others.

Sorry for the late reply... I just now saw all the posts. I'm not going to shun the praise like I usually do, because this isn't about me this time. I'd never the intention of hi-jacking this thread and for a long time I questioned whether or not to even post in it at all. I know this was your idea and you have filled so many pages with those ideas, that you have every right to take a step back, breathe, and brainstorm. I'll say for this thread to stay "humble" as it were, we needed stories that were somewhat similarly repetitive. It added the aire of believably to the stories, seeing 1 person try a simple act that another was already comfortable doing. They might not be the most interesting reads in the thread, but they help the other stories stand out too.

 

So, take your time and find your creativity again. Post less frequently, the thread has a life its own at this point. I'll post as often as I always have and we'll just have to watch and see how things go.

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On 02/12/2017 at 10:32 AM, wetwulf said:

I'd be up for that. Just message me.

I'm pretty new to the site, just tried to message you. It seems that I have to attach a file to send you a message though, and I can't just make some simple text?? If it makes it easy (or if anyone else wants some story ideas here too) I could just post some ideas on this thread and let whoever write whatever if they want to.

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Hey, I figured you folks might be able to help me... I did a BUNCH of searching and this was only place that even seemed close to the issue I have, which is kinda sad.

Small bit of background, my sister and I live basically alone. Nothing tragic (except our lives... that'll make sense in a minute), our parents both travel for their jobs and have a large house. I moved back in about a year ago after I graduated college and since I can't find anything but part-time employment, I freeload a bit as well as clean and watch the place. My sister just graduated too and has been back home about a month or so for the same reason.

Now we get to the actually problem I need help with, my sister sorta has the girl version of “Morning Wood.” I really don't know any other way to describe it, so I'll just tell you what happened. About two week ago we both got up and stumbled blearily into the bathroom we share in the house. I took one look in the mirror and had to start fixing my hair, in the meantime my sister drops trough and plops her butt on the toilet on the other side of the room.  It is a big open space with the large walk-in shower and oversized bath next to each other, the toilet is next to the shower and the sink is near the bath. Not sure if any of that made sense, but moving on. I'm still fussing with my hair when I feel something wet on my back. I turn around to find my sister dozed off on the throne, her knees spread, and her rump sinking into the basin, so her vag was in full glory sorta out and upward, and the wet thing hitting me in the chest now was her piss. Thank god I sleep in just a seamless thong, because if I had gotten anything soaked with pee I would have been furious. I immediately yelled, "WHAT THE FUCK!!??!" That of course startled her... spraying more pee all over me, the floor, the bath, etc... Needless to say I made her clean all of it herself while I took a shower.

So here's the thing though, there's a good 6 to 7 feet between the toilet and the sink and her pee was hitting me square in the tits and I'm a bit tall at 6'3". Before she moved out for college she never did this, I know she's always had a forceful stream... but come on?  Seriously, she was asleep when she did it, so it's not like she was pushing or anything. The reason I said it was like girl "Morning Wood" is I know guys that have to deal with wild streams when the wake up with a hard-on, but I didn't think girls had deal with that. HELL, I DONT.

Can someone shed some light on this for me? I started keeping a bucket near the sink just in case... since it has been a semi-regular occurrence now. Last time was this morning and her aim was off so it went full force into the mirror on the wall. I grabbed the bucket and just held it there to catch the flow. I think next time I am going to line up the bucket to catch it and walk across the room filling it up as I go and just dump it back on her. It would serve her right for falling asleep on the john anyway. Anything y'all can tell me would be appreciated, as I said this was the only place I found that MIGHT have an answer. XD

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Hey everyone, I found this place after doing some searching about a situation that happened to me recently.

My parents got divorced and my Mom remarried... to another Mom. Which is fine, I have no problem with that. I however, ended up with a new older step-sister. Things have been a little strange between us; she seems to treat me like someone she is babysitting. I am not that much younger than her and she is in college, so you kind of see what I mean when I say odd. The thing that happened just recently though has really altered our interactions... and I can't seem to read her anymore. I guess let me explain first and then it will make more sense.

Since it is winter right now and close to Christmas, it has been snowing recently. My Moms told me to go shovel the walk, I'm getting ready when she comes by and says, "Hang on squirt I'll come help too." She gets a jacket and wraps a scarf around my face and helps me with my gloves before doing the same. We head out to the garage and grab the shovels and get to work. It's fairly slow going, the snow is heavy and there is a layer of ice on the concrete so we have to scrap and chip it loose. We’d been working maybe a half-hour when she stops and turns to me, "I don't know about you, but I could use a warm drink."

I replied, "Nah, I'm not cold but I really need to pee."

"Well if we take a break now, well never get done." She stares at me for a few seconds, then does this fake laugh and starts to work again. Not even a minute later, still shoveling snow she says, "So are we going to do this or what?" I stop and look at her puzzled. She grabs my shovel and tosses both on the walk, grabs my arm and pulls me to the side of the house. She drops to her knees and starts to unbuckle my pants, grabs my dick and pops it out and then as she lets go of it says, " Just aim right, I don't want to get soaked that'll just make me colder... AHHHH~" and opens her mouth with her tongue out. Thank goodness I really had to go; I think the super cold actually helped. My stream shot out and splashed her, so she wrapped her mouth around the head of my dick and swallowed all of it. My whole reservoir drained, I finished with a few spurts and squeezed my dick out of habit even though she sucked the last drops out on her own. "Thanks, that has me all toasty in my core now. I guess I'll do something for you too." This of course turned out to be a BJ. It was really nice, her mouth was super warm and I came in her mouth in no time. "Wow that was a BIG HOT load too. I could feel the warmth sliding down my throat and that was almost as much as you pissed. Alright, back to work!" She bounces up and just goes right back to the walk and grabs a shovel. I get myself together and head back over and we finish with nothing else said.

So, now she's been the same babysitter sort of person, but like everything she says is an innuendo now. I'm not talking subtle either... some of them are pretty obvious; quite a few about drinking me dry again. I don't know if it was a one-time thing or if I should ask or what to do. I mean she is cute in that mousey sister way, unless she's getting dressed up, then she can look stunning. I do like her boobs; they are just the right size... a little too big for her frame. Ack!! What am I saying...? I said I found this place because I was searching, I didn't know people actually drank pee. I'm not naive, just never occurred to me, but clearly she knows about it and has no problems doing it. I'm not going to ask for advice, because I don't think I'll get any here... but if somebody has some send it my way.

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This is perfect!

I love how casual she is about it, there definitely seems to be some experience with this in the family.

I would definitely respond to her teasing and ask if she wants a drink or something. Maybe it can lead to some interesting situations, and hopefully some more casual peeing and drinking.

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Dear Wet Carpet.

I'm an attractive busty blonde lady in my early 20s. My name is Jade. This is me.....

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And I just love pissing on the carpet, lol. Have done since I was at school and one of the boys I went out with used to get me to pee on his bedroom carpet. And I've been pissing on carpets ever since.

I just love the sound it makes as my stream splashes onto it. And I love how it darkens as it absorbs my pee. 

I've done it in loads of places. I always piss on the carpet in hotel rooms. I've also done it in other people's houses during parties, in a show house, and in an ex's house for revenge.

I have just split up with my boyfriend and moved into a cheap rented flat temporarily until something better comes along. So I've kind of really let my hair down in there. I often piss off the sofa onto the lounge carpet whilst watching TV. Or I piss on the bedroom carpet from the side of the bed instead of getting out of the warm bed to use the toilet. Truth is, it's just easier and a lot more fun. 

I even let other people do it. My best friend Dee, for example, who is in her 30s, has been into pissing all over the place for as long as she can remember. This is her.....

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She owns and runs my local pub, and more than once - after closing time and the place is empty - we've both pissed on the pub carpet together just for a kinky laugh. 

Her husband has a thing about watching her piss on their bedroom carpet, I've been told.

Anyway, last night we were both enjoying a heavy drinking session at mine.

Neither of us bothered using the bathroom.

We just kept pissing on the lounge carpet whenever we felt the need.

I love the wet squishy sound it makes whenever I walk on it now, lol. 

Jade

 

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 Dear Wet Carpet

My name is Jodie and I'm 49 years old. And I have always been into peeing in random places.

My current boyfriend is great. He loves having me pee on the carpet beside his bed. Says the smell is kind of homely when I'm not there, lol.

I stumbled upon a video a few years back, with a woman sitting on the front edge of her couch, and spraying pee all over the carpet. It got me so hot. I had to try it myself.

So I peed all over my own living room carpet, lol. It was most exhilarating.

My best mate is an even skankier bitch than me. There is a space in the corner of her bedroom where the carpet is totally ruined. She's been regularly peeing there for years, lol. She hides it with a throw rug but you cannot miss the distinct aroma of the place. She lets me pee there too, which is fun.

One time after a little bit too much to drink, we both just popped a squat in the middle of her living room and peed on the carpet there. Seemed like a lot of fun at the time.

And oh yes, haha. One time this pervy guy wanted us both to piss on his bed!

So we did!

Another time a former boyfriend wanted to watch us both pee against a wall.  So we did it right there and then against his living room wall! He called us a pair of dirty bitches but thought it was funny.

Jodie

 

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