Jump to content

Wet Carpet magazine


Recommended Posts

Dear Wet Carpet

I think you might like to hear about this one. 

After a few too many drinks and other illicit substances one night, my friend Steph and I ended up back at this guy's place. And...not really sure how this idea came about....he wanted us to pee on his bed. Well, Steph and I thought it would be a bit of a laugh, too off our faces to really have any qualms. And it wasn't our bed anyway. 

So we both ended up naked from the waist down, and squatting side by side upon his bed as he watched us with a grin. And we were pissing there, laughing as we did it. Must surely have ruined the mattress. The bed was covered in piss by the time we were done.

We then just climbed off and high fived each other.

Looking back, I still can't believe we did that, lol

Kelly.

  • Like 2
Link to post

Dear Wet Carpet

I'm an attractive lady in my early 40s. This is me......

35d97e03d6be010733ba7d0abc289083--hairstyles-for-older-women--hairstyles.jpg

I'm currently dating this guy who loves having me get up and pee on this glass table whilst he lays underneath watching. I've always kind of had a thing about peeing on floors and stuff, so I actually love doing this. It's such a thrill to just pee somewhere outrageous on purpose. Ladies aren't supposed to do such things which is why it's such fun. Anyway, he has a large glass dining room table in his dining room, and that's where he likes me to pee. I am usually still pissing strongly when it starts flowing off the sides onto his bloody carpet hahaha. It's so naughty and such a turn on to deliberately carry right on peeing even when it is splashing down on the carpet like that. 

Afterwards I just leave the cleaning up to him, but I don't think he bothers when it comes to the pee on the carpet. But it's his carpet so that's up to him.

And talking of carpets, a couple of times when I've been sleeping over at his place, he has had me pee on his bedroom carpet right beside his bed! Outrageously naughty!

I love this guy, haha

Emily

  • Like 2
  • Hot 1
Link to post

Dear Wet Carpet

This is me, an attractive blonde in my early 30s.......

Elizabeth-Banks-Top-Popular-Beautiful-Hottest-Blonde-Women-in-The-World-2019.jpg

I work as the personal assistant for a wealthy tycoon, but I get bucket loads of extra cash for a little something I do for the pleasure of him and his wife. Basically, they like watching me pee all over the place in their mansion, the more outrageous the location the better! I've been a highly respectable lady all my life, so just letting my hair down like this, and peeing wherever the heck I feel like - floors, carpets, tables, beds, furniture - is just so liberating, a lot of fun, and it turns me on doing it. It's very erotic actually to just totally abandon all notions of respectable decorum and  be a dirty cow who pisses all over the place on purpose, lol.

They have this plush, ultra-expensive carpet in their large living room, and it's such a rush to just pop a squat right there and pee on it.  It's also a lot of fun to get up and pee all over someone's bed as they watch you. And stuff like that. Getting up and peeing on a table, or peeing  all over the kitchen floor, or all over the sofa on purpose is such a naughty thrill. And yeah, I've even done the wall as urinal thing, standing naked from the waist down in their living room facing the wall, and peeing against the expensive wallpaper.

I love my little pissy visits to my bosses' mansion.

One time they had me pee on their dining room table in front of a number of cheering and laughing invited guests. I think even I only did that so willingly and eagerly because of all the champagne they'd let me drink, lol. But it was fun.

Elisabeth

  • Like 1
  • Hot 2
Link to post

Dear Wet Carpet

I'm 50 now but still very sexy and glamorous - or so the guys keep telling me. But here I am. You can judge for yourselves......

0c4e7be60b05ae5157b9badf5076f455.jpg

Anyway, I have lived a highly respectable life, never really done anything outrageous or bad or shocking. I got married, had kids, had a good career with a pharmaceutical company. The kids have grown up and flown the nest now. Sex with my husband was pretty conventional but nevertheless satisfying enough - until he ran off with his secretary. We divorced a couple of years ago. Since then I've had the occasional brief fling but just don't feel like being committed to anyone. And I began to occasionally do something I'd never done before - browse online looking for porn or erotica for inspiration to get myself off. And sometimes I found some pretty weird shit, I can tell you - and learned that on the internet there really is something for everyone.

Well I was somewhat discomfited when I stumbled across a vid of some lady - and I'll use the word "lady" most loosely because she didn't look like no lady doing what she was doing, lol. Because she was apparently enjoying having a piss on her kitchen floor! I'd never seen anything like it, nor ever thought about such things before. But it was actually turning me on, which didn't sit easily with my highly respectable self image. I tried to set it aside but kept being drawn back to that kind of imagery - pics, vids and literature featuring girls peeing everywhere. And it became the kind of stuff I regularly got myself off on. I envied the girls who got to enjoy doing these things, yet at the same time felt rather ashamed.  And it really was strange how it was girls I was interested in seeing doing this stuff rather than guys.

Eventually I came to terms with the fact that I enjoyed this stuff. Was only fantasy after all. No one else need ever know and it was not as if I'd ever done anything dirty or disrespectful myself. I even discovered and subscribed to this magazine.

And that was a real eye-opener, reading all the confessions from ladies into peeing everywhere. Who - unlike me - had actually done this stuff for fun before writing letters telling us all about it. I so envied them, yet clung to my self image as a decent and respectable lady. Ladies like me do not go around peeing everywhere like drunken teenagers. And yet my desire to be naughty has been growing and I have for a long time now secretly wanted so much just to piss somewhere outrageous for fun.

Well I was away in Germany on a business trip a few days ago and staying in a hotel......and finally on my last night there I gave in to my naughty desires after a few drinks. And it was such a liberation, no longer being restrained by my prim and proper self image. I basically pulled the wardrobe away from the wall to expose the carpet underneath, then squatted over it. And peed. And it was such a turn on, the whole hissy sound, the muffled splashing, the growing puddle, just deliberately peeing right there on the carpet when the en suite toilet was only feet away. And I created such a large puddle as well. With a satisfied grin I then pulled the wardrobe back into place to hide the evidence, lol. Had no trouble getting myself off that night.

And in the midst of typing that confession in my living room I felt the increasingly urgent desire to pee and had the naughtiest of ideas. Why bother going all the way upstairs to the bathroom? Why not take inspiration from your readers' letters? And so I have just lowered my casual wear jeans and panties and squatted right there in the middle of my own living room. And I've just done this enormous, golden-hued, piss right there on the fucking carpet! And I'm looking at the massive puddle right now as I type! I can't believe I've just done that! Yes,  Mrs Respectable Lady herself has just deliberately peed on her own living room carpet for fun!

I think you guys have corrupted me!

Heartfelt thanks for that, by the way, lol.

Sara

  • Like 1
  • Love 1
  • Hot 2
Link to post

Dear Wet Carpet.

Just a brief confession from me. And since there appears to be a new trend for ladies to post pics of themselves, this is me.....

Sexy-Blonde-hair.jpg

Last night I was out nightclubbing and I let this guy pick me up and take me back to his place. Kind of a one night stand thing. Well of course we ended up fooling around on his bed, but after a time I realised that I needed to pee. I told him this as I got up off the bed, heading towards the door to visit his bathroom. That's when he said he wanted to watch. And I thought "Sure, why not?" Wouldn't have been the first guy who'd ever watched me pee. But instead of getting up to accompany me into the bathroom, he just pointed towards the middle of the room and told me to do it right there!

I laughed, "Are you serious? Right there on the fucking carpet?" The whole notion seemed amusing to me.

But he reiterated that he wanted me to do it there - and it was his carpet and not mine so I probably wouldn't be seeing it again. And I do become an "anything goes" kind of girl after a few drinks sometimes. So I did it. I squatted down in the middle of his bedroom and peed on the carpet. I actually got a bit of a kick out of just peeing there like that. Was fun.

In fact, when I woke up in the morning before leaving him still sleeping in bed, on the way out I detoured into his living room and peed on the carpet in there too, lol. Made a massive and very obvious puddle. Enjoyed that as well. How appreciative he would have been when he woke up and found it is rather less certain, lol.

Was tempted to wake him up by pissing on him instead, but he might have objected, haha

Melissa

  • Like 2
  • Hot 2
Link to post
  • 2 weeks later...
  • 2 weeks later...
  • 2 weeks later...

Dear Wet Carpet.

I am not big on writing so forgive me if this is one of the shorter letters. Me and my sister Nicola are erotic nude models. Most guys think we look stunning. Hope so, cos it's what pays the bills.

This is me....

101.jpg

 

And this is my older sister, Nicola......

126.jpg

 

Well, we have this close male friend who has helped us out a lot lately. And he has a thing about women peeing, and introduced us to this magazine actually. You see, we are a pretty open minded pair, and our friend knows all about the private video we performed in for this rich couple. All we actually had to do was let them film us pissing on their bed, lol. Easy money. After all, we only had to take a piss on a bed and then walk away with loads of cash. And if it's not your bed, what's the big difference between squatting and peeing on a bed and squatting and peeing in the shower or behind some bush, as most ladies on the planet have done? It's only pissing, and we all have to do it. So if someone is willing to pay top dollar just to film you doing it, why the fuck not?

Anyway, I've digressed, but that  little digression might also interest your readers so I'll leave it in.

Anyway, it was our male friend's birthday yesterday, so as a special treat we did something special for him at his place. We both did a striptease in front of him as he sat on his living room sofa enjoying the show, slowly undressing in provocatively sexual ways to the tune of some soft sounds we'd put on. And then in front of him, finally naked, we both slowly lowered ourselves into a squat side by side right there in the middle of his living room. And we peed right there on his carpet! It was awesome, and he didn't seem to mind at all! And it was pretty enjoyable for us too. There is something quite erotic about just peeing right there on the floor with total abandon. The whole thing was somehow sensually erotic, the hissing sound girls make, the sight and sound of our golden pee splashing onto the carpet, seeing it slowly seep into it as the puddles beneath us grew ever larger. And the knowledge that this was some guy's plush and expensive carpet we were deliberately pissing on just added to the thrill. And we were doing it right in front of him too! 

Without a shadow of a doubt it was the most sexually enjoyable piss I have ever had. Even better than the time a few years ago when I peed on the kitchen floor at a party for a dare.

When we finished I joked, "It was about time we christened that carpet"

Our friend chuckled, "Next time you feel a need to pee there's a bedroom carpet that needs christening too."

We both laughed at that one.

Well, I was going to end it there but after ending that previous sentence I realised I needed to pee and was feeling horny after writing this. So I paused to have a piss - right there on my own living room carpet! I can't believe I just did that, but it was awesomely good fun. Then I took a pic of the massive puddle of pee slowly soaking in and sent it to Nicola, saying, "Look what I've just done in the living room. Lol" Within moments I got this brief response, "Dirty cow. Lol"

Then I returned to my laptop and am about to click "send."

Hope you enjoy.

Mel

  • Thanks 1
Link to post

Dear Wet Carpet.

I thought I was the only sexy nude model into pissing all over the place, so I very much enjoyed the recent letter from Mel and Nicola.

This is me looking my best, by the way.....

166.jpg

I've made good money out  of modelling pics like that. And so I own a nice big house in a nice area. But I don't want to fuck up the entire place. So I have a special room set aside - my piss room - kitted out with a plush carpet, expensive top quality furniture, top notch wallpaper, tables, basically done up top notch and first class. And whenever I feel like being naughty I go in there and just piss anywhere I feel like - on the carpet, on the table, all over the furniture, against the walls.  Sometimes I'll go an entire week without ever peeing in the loo at all, and instead just pissing all over the place in my piss room. And then I just walk away -  leaving piss all over this or soaking into that - and leave the room until the next time I feel like pissing in there. To be fair, the room stinks of piss, but I don't actually care. I only ever go in there when I want to piss all over the place some more, and when I'm done I leave and close the door behind me. Until the next time. And no one else ever goes in there or knows what I do in there - except for a very select few who share my jaded interests and sometimes join me in there. There's one guy, fir example, whose thing is to watch his wife pissing against the wall in there, lol. And then have her hold his dick while HE does it! And to be fair it is enjoyable to watch. And there is this lesbian pair whose thing is to sit upon the back of the sofa together and piss all over it. Though they are just as happy spraying the carpet with their golden showers. 

Before writing this, I'd just been in my piss room actually - and stood naked with my hands on hips doing another huge piss all over the carpet. That carpet is taking a huge amount of punishment - it fucking squelches when I walk on it - so I might need to replace it with a new one soon. Same with some of the furniture at some point. 

I admire the ladies  who write in who don't bother compartmentalising and confining it to a special room as I do, but are happy to piss all around their own houses with total abandon! And let anyone else who feels like it join in! I'd love to be one of them! If any of your readers into pissing all over the place are interested in having me join in, do get in touch! Cos I'd love to.

Natalie

  • Like 2
  • Hot 1
Link to post

Dear Wet Carpet

My name is Sara. I'm 31. And I'm bisexual, though I mostly swing towards the ladies.

In my local gay bar I have just met this awesomely sexy 34 year old blonde lesbian called Amanda, who is so outrageously uninhibited when it comes to peeing. It's awesome. She has a thing about it. Secretly, so do I. I went though the common - amongst your readers at least - phase of peeing on my bedroom floor when growing up. And I love stories about ladies peeing everywhere. Love this magazine. Occasionally it has motivated me to pee on my kitchen or bathroom floors on purpose instead of using the toilet.

Well we ended up joking about the notion of peeing for fun - can't remember how we got onto the subject - but it turned out that she is a subscriber to this magazine too! And she enthused about how much fun it was just to piss anywhere without giving a fuck. At that point she reached under her table and fiddled around with her jeans then shifted forwards onto the edge of her seat. Then she grinned at me as she said, "Actually, I'm pissing right now! Take a look under the table!"

I chuckled, "Oh my god, Mandy, you're not actually......"

"Take a look under the table", she repeated with a laugh.

So I did. And there she was sitting on the front edge of her seat, jeans and panties pulled down towards her knees, muff with blonde pubes hovering over  the front edge.  And a torrent of piss was spraying from her muff and splashing down onto the carpet under the table. Fortunately, the sound was drowned out by the noisy hubbub in the bar. 

I raised my head to look at her, "Mandy, I can't believe your doing that right here! What if someone sees?"

"The risk just adds to the fun. And I've never been caught before."

"You've done it before?"

"Yeah a few times", she laughed.

I looked under the table again. She was still pissing there and the puddle was already fucking enormous and pretty obvious. 

I pointed out that there is no way that puddle wasn't going to be noticed, even after all her piss soaked into the carpet. "When they find that they'll know someone peed there and we're the only ones who have been sitting here. Aren't you bothered?"

"Nah. The landlady wouldn't say anything anyway."

"What makes you so sure of that?"

"Well put it this way. She once let me pee on the carpet at her place!"

I laughed, "Oh my god!"

I myself needed to go as well but I wasn't brave enough to pee on the carpet like that. But I did grab an empty pint glass and pee in that because it could be done a little more discretely. But when I placed the glass of piss on the table, Amanda said, "This is going on the carpet anyway!" And with that she picked up the glass and poured it onto the carpeted floor! Which we both thought funny as fuck.

Of course, I went back to her place, both of us dying for a piss by the time we arrived. The door to her flat opened straight into her kitchen with the bathroom a bit further on. As soon as the door was closed behind her she said something or other about not wanting to wait another second. She unfastened her jeans right there and lowered herself into a squat. And started gleefully pissing all over the linoleum floor. She chuckled, "I needed that."

She urged me to do the same. And so I ended up squatting in her kitchen with my jeans and panties around my knees too, both of us pissing away all over her kitchen floor with big grins of pleasure upon our faces. When we were done, she said something about cleaning that up in the morning as we both walked off and left it there.

We ended up naked together, fooling around on her bed in her bedroom. After a while she said that she needed another pee and got up off the bed. But instead of heading towards her bathroom she just strode over to the corner of her bedroom, turned to face me, and popped a squat. Then she just started pissing right there on her bedroom carpet!

"I can't believe you're doing that on your own carpet", I laughed.

"Oh I don't care. It's not the first time this carpet's ever been peed on. hahaha."

Then she told me to just pee on the floor as well. So I climbed off the bed, crouched down, and peed all over the carpet right there beside her bed. By the time we were done, her puddle in the corner and mine beside the bed were fucking massive, lol.

When we woke up this morning we did at least go to her bathroom to pee. But for a laugh we ignored her toilet that was right there and peed all over the floor together. Then just left it.

We went downstairs to make some toast and coffee, both of us still naked, and pretty much having to walk barefoot on a kitchen floor still covered in piss from the night before. "I'll mop that up this afternoon", she chuckled.

Anyway, we ended up sitting together in her living room, discussing writing a letter to send to your magazine. Amanda said she is not one for writing - or typing. Said she isn't too good at it but encouraged me to type this letter on her laptop. And that is what I am doing right now. By then we'd drank a few coffees, so she said, "Before you get going I'll just give you something extra to write about." And with that she strode into the middle of the living room, popped a squat, and started pissing right there on her own living room carpet.

I laughed, "I guess I should know better by now but I still can't believe you're doing that!"

"Oh it's not the first time I've ever peed on this carpet. And I'm not the only one either."

And that's when she told me about some straight couple she'd found on a fetish site who were into pissing and whom she'd invited to visit once. And she'd let the guy piss against the wall behind the sofa, whilst his wife squatted and peed on the living room carpet - pretty much in the same spot she herself was now pissing in, or so she said.

Just as she was finishing, with a massive puddle already soaking into the carpet, I myself popped a squat beside an armchair - she clearly didn't mind - and started pissing on the carpet myself. She walked past me with a grin as I peed and grabbed something from the cupboard. It was a photo. She showed it to me even whilst I was still squatting and pissing, and told me that this was the lady who'd peed on the floor whilst her husband sprayed the wall. The picture was of a lady in her early 40s I would guess, squatting with her dress hoisted above her waist, grinning into the camera as she peed on the very same carpet I was now pissing on. 

When I was done, I got up leaving another large puddle of piss soaking slowly into Amanda's carpet. Then I logged in and started typing this, lol

Sara

 

 

  • Like 1
  • Hot 2
Link to post
  • 2 weeks later...

Dear Wet Carpet

I'm a 25 year old lesbian into pissing and things like that.  

I've always had this weird kink about wanting to let other girls pee in my car, and last night it finally happened. In my local gay bar I got chatting with these two older ladies in their 30s and they were willing - in fact I'd say they were eager - to indulge me.

So I led them out into the car park, and opened the back door of my car. They both removed their jeans and panties, climbed in, and popped a squat on the back seat. Then with massive grins of pleasure, they started pissing there. And they peed loads as well, totally soaking the seat, with quite a lot splashing onto the floor. I just stood there with my phone in hand, filming the action.

I enjoyed rubbing one out back home later whilst viewing the footage - after first having an enjoyable piss on my bedroom carpet.

And the car? Well, I've just left the seats to dry on their own, lol.

Michelle

  • Like 2
  • Hot 2
Link to post

Dear Wet Carpet

I am not one for writing so this will be quite short. 

But I have a pleasure I want to share.

I'm Chloe, aged 21.

And to be honest with you, my bedroom stinks of pee, but I'm not bothered.

You see, I love watching my boyfriend piss against the wall. I love the sight and sound of it splashing against the wall and flowing down over the wall paper onto the carpet. And as for me, I just pee on the fucking carpet, haha. There is a patch beside my bed where I pee so often that the carpet there is permanently wet. I have a couple of friends who know this is my "thing". When they are visiting, I let them squat and piss on my bedroom carpet too.

And to be honest, not only is it usually way more convenient, but is kind of a massive turn on as well. Which is the main reason we do it.

Am I a dirty bitch or what? Hahaha

Chloe

  • Like 2
  • Hot 1
Link to post
  • 2 weeks later...

Dear Wet Carpet.

My name is Shania, and I am a glamourous lady in my 30s. But you can judge that for yourselves. This is me.....

KWilliams_300111020120407.jpg

 

Well, I have been seeing this guy, and there is a certain kink he loves having me do. And having been a respectable lady throughout my adult life, I find it intensely thrilling to just abandon all that and be an absolutely dirty cow.

You see, he has this big glass table in his dining room, and he loves me to get up and squat upon it whilst he lays underneath. And his "thing" is to have me pee all over the table whilst he watches from below! And I especially love it after I've had a few drinks, because then I always pee loads and totally flood the table surface. That's when it starts pouring off the sides to splash down onto his carpet! It is so erotically intoxicating when that happens, with me still there, deliberately continuing to pee with a grin on my face.  

And he doesn't seem the least bit bothered about the carpet, and it's not my carpet anyway, so why not? 

In fact, one time when I had to go to the toilet in the middle of the night, he happened to be awake and told me not to bother. He told me to just pee on the floor beside the bed! So I did! Right there on the carpet! That was a real dirty thrill, I can tell you.

Oh, and there was also the time he had me pee all over his kitchen floor, then left it there all day! In the end I was going to clean it up myself but he told me not to bother! 

My mum - who after all taught me all the rules of toilet training - would be horrified if she knew. Hahaha

Shania

 

  • Like 3
Link to post
3 hours ago, gladeriga said:

Very good read hentaixt, not a huge fan of peeing on electronics, but that's just my preference. Otherwise very nice and I'd love to hear more from these sisters.

I'll be honest, for what she was doing... low chance of harm. Assume the system was off, after it all dried out... no damage done.

Link to post

Dear Wet Carpet

I was out nightclubbing last night when I got lucky and picked up this girl. Or rather she picked me up, cos we went back to her place. 

We ended up drinking more wine whilst getting naked and making out in her living room. After some frisky fun on her sofa, we sat smoking a cigarette. At this point she squeezed her legs tight together, saying, "I gotta go toilet." She got up off the sofa and announced with a smirk, "Fuck it. I cant be bothered to go upstairs. I'm just gonna go here!"

And with that she just popped a squat right there in her living room and started peeing on the carpet! I couldn't believe it!

I laughed, "I can't believe you're actually doing that. Aren't you bothered about the clean up?"

"Nah", she laughed. "I just leave it to dry on it's own."

"What, you do this often?"

"Well I don't make a regular habit out of it, hahaha. But sometimes it is just more convenient to go toilet wherever I feel like."

I grinned at the sight and sound of her hissy piss splashing down onto the carpet, noticing the massive puddle she was making.

She giggled, "I needed that," as the last of her pee splashed down.

Then she got up and just left it there as we ended up having sex on her sofa again, before I called a taxi and left. 

Never took her phone number or contact details. She was just a one night stand whom I'll never see again.

But I am finding the memory of her just nonchalantly peeing on the carpet like it was normal ever more erotic the more I think about it. I think I have a thing about girls peeing all over the place. And am developing a desire to have a girl pee on my own bedroom carpet.

Will let you know about it if it ever happens. 

Ed

  • Like 1
  • Thanks 1
  • Hot 2
Link to post

Join the conversation

You can post now and register later. If you have an account, sign in now to post with your account.

Guest
Reply to this topic...

×   Pasted as rich text.   Restore formatting

  Only 75 emoji are allowed.

×   Your link has been automatically embedded.   Display as a link instead

×   Your previous content has been restored.   Clear editor

×   You cannot paste images directly. Upload or insert images from URL.

×
×
  • Create New...