I pee wherever!

[Banzai 542]

I found these wife's thongs in the laundry basket. they were a little dirty with pee. while the wife was sleeping in the upstairs bedroom, I went to the downstairs bathroom and peed in her panties and on the floor. it's a great sensation to feel how your pee flows on your skin

[BB1964 180]

your cock looks great but i wish i was the floor

 

[Banzai 542]

4 minutes ago, BB1964 said:

your cock looks great but i wish i was the floor

 

I would love. I really want to piss in a man's mouth... then lick my balls and suck every last drop of my dick

[BB1964 180]

i done it and it was the best

 

[Banzai 542]

[oliver2 4,419]

Is that little white patch what I think it is? 💦

[Banzai 542]

37 minutes ago, oliver2 said:

Is that little white patch what I think it is? 💦

What exactly do you think it is?

[oliver2 4,419]

Just now, Banzai said:

What exactly do you think it is?

Maybe you were plucking a goose. Or a little spurt of cum or precum got into the bathwater

[Banzai 542]

Here I was dressed in my wife's panties and peeing in a shed

[Banzai 542]

1 minute ago, oliver2 said:

Maybe you were plucking a goose. Or a little spurt of cum or precum got into the bathwater

No, I think it's soap scum. I really didn't pay attention to this detail

[BB1964 180]

On 7/3/2023 at 11:16 AM, Banzai said:

Here I was dressed in my wife's panties and peeing in a shed

Thay is hot

[Banzai 542]

 

Here I peed the bed. I put a blanket on the bed so as not to wet the mattress, I looked in the laundry basket and took my wife's panties

[Banzai 542]

in the first picture I was peeing in the potty. in the second I peed in the sink directly on the dirty dishes. in the end I peed on the clothes ready to be washed

[BB1964 180]

Wish you were peeing on me

 

[Banzai 542]

Pee on my food

[Banzai 542]

Peeing in water

[Maggie_555 1,621]

On 7/29/2023 at 7:34 AM, Banzai said:

Peeing in water

Lovely and yellow as it goes into the water.  It would show up nicely if you took a sneaky piss in a swimming pool!

[milimetr1975 409]

peeing in the potty

[Banzai 542]

Peeing in a condom

[Pee_punk 45]

2 hours ago, Banzai said:

Peeing in a condom

Have you ever had a condom break while peeing? Like has too much liquid caused one to burst? I haven't filled a condom since I was a teenager. They always held up but they were small pees. 

[Banzai 542]

8 minutes ago, Pee_punk said:

Have you ever had a condom break while peeing? Like has too much liquid caused one to burst? I haven't filled a condom since I was a teenager. They always held up but they were small pees. 

 

I don't often pee in condoms. I usually pee in my clothes, or in the laundry basket, in the garden... But last night I was masturbating with a condom on my dick, I was too lazy to go to the toilet to ejaculate, I wanted to lie down in bed and I felt like I wanted to pee. I still went to the bathroom so that I wouldn't pee all over the bed. Only a few times I peed in condoms and none of them broke. I didn't have such surprises during sex either

[Pee_punk 45]

12 minutes ago, Banzai said:

 

I don't often pee in condoms. I usually pee in my clothes, or in the laundry basket, in the garden... But last night I was masturbating with a condom on my dick, I was too lazy to go to the toilet to ejaculate, I wanted to lie down in bed and I felt like I wanted to pee. I still went to the bathroom so that I wouldn't pee all over the bed. Only a few times I peed in condoms and none of them broke. I didn't have such surprises during sex either

Thanks for the input! I'm going to experiment when laundry day comes and test one out with water first before a beer induced pee. I'm sure different quality rubbers hold more than others.

[numberten 1,316]

12 hours ago, Pee_punk said:

Thanks for the input! I'm going to experiment when laundry day comes and test one out with water first before a beer induced pee. I'm sure different quality rubbers hold more than others.

I like to piss in condoms (I posted a thread here), and I've never had one break -- they're pretty strong, and they're a LOT more likely to slip (or blow) off than they are to break.

 

 

 

It's like the old joke says:

Why did the condom cross the road?         It got pissed off!

Edited September 27, 2023 by numberten
Added text.

[numberten 1,316]

14 hours ago, Banzai said:

Peeing in a condom

Love doing that!

[CockringPissForeskin 110]