Under the table

[Alfresco 10,989]

1 hour ago, InsertName said:

Does she approve of the little amounts or is she unaware?

She is aware of my interest in pee, but she is not aware of this particular experience.  She has no problem with me peeing outside or in the shower etc or in the garden and she will indulge me with some of that herself, but I think some of the things I do would be beyond her acceptance so I don't tell her.

 

[WillAndSarah 180]

On 5/3/2023 at 2:16 AM, Paulypeeps said:

I like to be discreet so that I can get away with doing it often. I don't want to get banned from my favourite pub that I like to visit two or three times a week!

Yeah? She LOVES these initiatives!

We'd love to hear what you're up to / how you got through this!

We loved this full scene, cumming and peeing together. Must love urine to be accepted.

 

[Wetling 1,174]

On 5/3/2023 at 9:16 AM, Paulypeeps said:

I don't want to get banned from my favourite pub that I like to visit two or three times a week!

With two or three times a week you probably spend enough money to make up for any costs you cause with your nonchalant pissing. 😂

[InOddPlaces 212]

I've managed to do it a few times at a local pub that has outdoor tables on a grass area, with large individual wooden chairs (like a wooden arm-chair!).

On warm days I'm often drinking with a few friends, sometimes well into the evening as it's getting dark. not wanting to leave the conversation, I just pull my shorts to the side and gently pee onto the grass under the table without anyone realising what I'm doing.

[Emilaze 606]

I've peed under the table quite a few times. There was this one time I was out on a date and I was wearing a really short skirt. So I sat at the edge of the seat and peed in tiny spurts through my panties. I think it took me a total of 20 or so mins to get it all out and it was a fun thing to do specially when no one had any clue as to what I was upto, not even my date lol. Could I have gone to the bathroom? Yes. Will I do again? Also yes.

[Rosita 611]

If the pub or restaurant or whatever has those huge table clothes that almost grazes the floor then you can bet that I'm not getting up to pee. Similarly if we are sat outdoors and I'm squished between the wall and a friend then 5 out of 10 times, I'll choose to pee on the stoney ground instead.

[nenTyp 488]

7 hours ago, Rosita said:

If the pub or restaurant or whatever has those huge table clothes that almost grazes the floor then you can bet that I'm not getting up to pee. Similarly if we are sat outdoors and I'm squished between the wall and a friend then 5 out of 10 times, I'll choose to pee on the stoney ground instead.

Do you not mind your friends noticing or are you sure you are always that stealthy?

[Rosita 611]

6 hours ago, nenTyp said:

Do you not mind your friends noticing or are you sure you are always that stealthy?

Some of us are into the similar things and those who arent dont particularly care. Besides I can be sneaky af if needed because I dont want the others there to know.

[Rocketvamp 104]

On 5/8/2023 at 2:41 AM, weequeen said:

it is a thing I’ve done and do. if i wear a skirt or a dress and the seat is fabric, i’ll move my clothes and pee through my panties into the seat. depending on how i’m feeling and how desperate i am i’ll either let out a little at a time so it has time to soak in or just flood it. but also i’ll sit on the edge and pee onto the carpet on the floor. 

So sneaky but adore it x

[Emilaze 606]

Yeah ofcourse! If the place is dimly lit and either has a carpeted floor or an outdoor setting, then peeing under the table is way easier. There are times when I dont even bother going to the toilet and just go under the table as and when the need arises haha. 

[pguy2981 928]

On 4/30/2023 at 6:33 PM, InsertName said:

Do people piss under tables in dimly lit taverns/pubs/bars? I hate that I love piss vandalism 🤷🏼‍♀️ but I sooo fucking love it. I do not participate, but I fantasize. I would love to play my fingers in a hottie’s hard stream while jerking his cock or rubbing her cunt. Obviously there aren’t videos online (if this is even a thing) since it’s dark under the table. 
 

Anyway - is this a thing for others? Is this a thing people do?

If you think there aren't videos of this, you aren't looking hard enough lol. Three immediately come to mind. I think I'll do this with my friend when I see her. She likes to be nude everywhere or wear no panties underneath, so peeing is easy.

[pguy2981 928]

If I wore the only pair of shorts I had to a bar or something like that, I would just slide it out the side and piss whenever I had to. I can do that alone, but if I had a good group of people to do it with, that would make it 10x more fun.

[stan4444 517]

We both have, usually summertime in outdoor venues, Pub Beer Gardens are a favorite.

Started when we were going out, we were in a large outdoor grassed area of a large pub. For some silly reason we bet that whoever got up and went to the toilet first, had to pay for the drinks for the rest of the afternoon. I thought that was a bit unfair, Curls is drinking 7oz vodka and orange and I am on 15oz beers, so after about 3 drinks, I unzip, flop it out and start pissing under the table, then lifted it a bit high and peed on her leg, she gave a small startled yelp, after I finished, Curls told me that that was not fair, and from now on keep your hands on the table.

She gets the next round from the outdoor bar and comes back and sits down, I finish my drink fairly quickly and get another round, tell Curls to drink up she is falling behind, she looks at me and says

“I am getting a bit full, actually I am very full and need to do a wee, should I just do it under the table too”

I nod, she is wearing a nice mid length summer dress, she pulls the dress out from under her, she slid forward a bit and put her hands down to move the crotch of her panties. Then I reminded her

“Remember your rule you have to keep your hands on the table”

She gets a bit huffy, then after a few minutes she wiggles around a bit and then I hear the hissing sound, she goes a bit pink and spoke

“That was incredible, I am sitting here peeing in my panties and no one has a clue, oh god, I want to do it again, my panties are a bit wet, but feel wonderful, and nobody know I just sat here and wet my panties”

That was the start, we have done it on and off over the years, not all the time. Usually outside venues, Curls sometimes will not wear anything under her dress. And usually never uses the toilet for the whole duration we are there.

Few exceptions, went to a really nice restaurant for our 20th anniversary. The food was overpriced and quite ordinary, we were given the wrong entrees and Curls had sent her main back. The server was bloody rude, we had had a couple of pre-dinner drinks and a half and a full bottle of wine between us, I had been to the gents once. We were having coffee, and Curls, who was sitting next the wall facing me Said

“This place had really gone down hill since we came here last year, I am going to piss on this place”

With that she moved about a bit lifting her dress back, but no one could see, then she put her elbows on the table, shin in her hands smiled at me, gave a little gasp, and I could hear a hissing sound, it went on for a good long while, she was sitting there happily wetting her panties and the plush velvet upholstered seat. She grinned and said “I’m finished let’s go”.

 

(We don’t normally engage in piss vandalism, Curls just did it off her own bat, as she said, they pissed me off so I pissed on them)