MidoriLemonade85 1,856 Posted April 20, 2023 Share Posted April 20, 2023 I was wondering if there are any Japanese toilet fans out there? Have you used one? Have you got one? Have you ever had any weird or funny experiences with them? Here is a helpful translation card for all their amazing functions!!๐ 1 Quote Link to post
likesToLick 9,706 Posted April 20, 2023 Share Posted April 20, 2023 16 minutes ago, MidoriLemonade85 said: I was wondering if there are any Japanese toilet fans out there? Have you used one? Have you got one? Have you ever had any weird or funny experiences with them? Here is a helpful translation card for all their amazing functions!!๐ I love that it has a "save energy" setting. I wonder how that works ๐ค I don't have one,ย but have installed an asian-style hand bidet spray.ย It is so much nicer than using paper,ย and a lot cleaner.ย I really missed it when I had to spend a few weeks in hospital recently. 1 2 Quote Link to post
MidoriLemonade85 1,856 Posted April 20, 2023 Author Share Posted April 20, 2023 Amazing tech, isnโt it? Hand bidet spray sounds nice.ย ย Also, these photos donโt show it, but the toilets feature music (for privacy and modesty) as well as a light (for 3am pees)โฆ.๐ 1 Quote Link to post
Wetling 1,174 Posted April 20, 2023 Share Posted April 20, 2023 11 minutes ago, MidoriLemonade85 said: Also, these photos donโt show it, but the toilets feature music (for privacy and modesty) I've read somewhere that japanese women wereย so ashamedย someone might hear the hissing sound that they were flushing the toilet all the time while peeing, and so they added a function to play the flushing sound to save water. ๐ซฃ 1 1 Quote Link to post
likesToLick 9,706 Posted April 20, 2023 Share Posted April 20, 2023 1 minute ago, Wetling said: I've read somewhere that japanese women wereย so ashamedย someone might hear the hissing sound that they were flushing the toilet all the time while peeing, and so they added a function to play the flushing sound to save water. ๐ซฃ When I was a child I was a very shy little boy and didn't want anyone to hear me,ย so I used to put folded toilet paper in the bottom of the bowl so there would be no splashing sound.ย ย I was not the boisterous type of young male that people usually expect.ย ย I had almost forgotten that until this subject came up.ย I'm not so shy any more ๐ 2 1 Quote Link to post
Bacardi 9,014 Posted April 20, 2023 Share Posted April 20, 2023 Me, tired af and reading over the title: Space age Joe Biden toilets? What? ๐ Anyway, back on topic.ย I never have but since we own our house now husband and I were thinking about installing a bidet on our toilet to save on toilet paper. I always cant help but wonder tho what would happen if you tinkered with it and made it spray out at an insanely high PSI lol. It would only be in our bathroom because I'm certain my young kids would hate having their butts sprayed by water. I would love it tho cause I've been wiping little booties for years now and my youngest still needs it ๐คฃ We are also planning a trip to Japan in a few years since everyone in my house are fanatics about aspects of Japanese culture. I will have to do some research and send you an updated review when I get to use one lol. I hope that I can pee to the Pokemon theme. I'd feel like a real champ. 1 1 1 Quote Link to post
Chrissy89 1,195 Posted April 20, 2023 Share Posted April 20, 2023 4 hours ago, Bacardi said: We are also planning a trip to Japan in a few years since everyone in my house are fanatics about aspects of Japanese culture Donโt forget that your twin loves Japan as well.ย ย Omg though I really want one. Iโve watched videos online of them and they look incredible. Trust the Japanese to have such high tech toilets ๐ 2 1 Quote Link to post
Kupar 12,313 Posted April 20, 2023 Share Posted April 20, 2023 I have only experienced them in one business hotel in Tokyo a few years ago ย 2 1 Quote Link to post
Bacardi 9,014 Posted April 20, 2023 Share Posted April 20, 2023 1 hour ago, Chrissy89 said: Donโt forget that your twin loves Japan as well.ย Literally lol. Maybe we can plan a trip together ๐ do you think the Japanese would hate us if we peed in their woods? 1 2 Quote Link to post
Chrissy89 1,195 Posted April 20, 2023 Share Posted April 20, 2023 28 minutes ago, Bacardi said: Literally lol. Maybe we can plan a trip together ๐ do you think the Japanese would hate us if we peed in their woods? Nobody could ever hate us B ๐๐ 1 1 Quote Link to post
MidoriLemonade85 1,856 Posted April 20, 2023 Author Share Posted April 20, 2023 10 hours ago, Wetling said: I've read somewhere that japanese women wereย so ashamedย someone might hear the hissing sound that they were flushing the toilet all the time while peeing, and so they added a function to play the flushing sound to save water. ๐ซฃ Itโs true. They are very shy about people hearing toilet noises.ย Quote Link to post
MidoriLemonade85 1,856 Posted April 20, 2023 Author Share Posted April 20, 2023 10 hours ago, Wetling said: I've read somewhere that japanese women wereย so ashamedย someone might hear the hissing sound that they were flushing the toilet all the time while peeing, and so they added a function to play the flushing sound to save water. ๐ซฃ The toilets play lovely sounds like crickets or waves at the beach to mask the peeing sounds.ย Quote Link to post
MidoriLemonade85 1,856 Posted April 20, 2023 Author Share Posted April 20, 2023 10 hours ago, likesToLick said: When I was a child I was a very shy little boy and didn't want anyone to hear me,ย so I used to put folded toilet paper in the bottom of the bowl so there would be no splashing sound.ย ย I was not the boisterous type of young male that people usually expect.ย ย I had almost forgotten that until this subject came up.ย I'm not so shy any more ๐ Awwww.๐ sweet. I think I used to do that do actually. Then I stopped, coz you know, bad for the environment. Japanese toilets can also dry you after they have washed you. No need for loo paper!ย 1 Quote Link to post
MidoriLemonade85 1,856 Posted April 20, 2023 Author Share Posted April 20, 2023 10 hours ago, Bacardi said: Me, tired af and reading over the title: Space age Joe Biden toilets? What? ๐ Anyway, back on topic.ย I never have but since we own our house now husband and I were thinking about installing a bidet on our toilet to save on toilet paper. I always cant help but wonder tho what would happen if you tinkered with it and made it spray out at an insanely high PSI lol. It would only be in our bathroom because I'm certain my young kids would hate having their butts sprayed by water. I would love it tho cause I've been wiping little booties for years now and my youngest still needs it ๐คฃ We are also planning a trip to Japan in a few years since everyone in my house are fanatics about aspects of Japanese culture. I will have to do some research and send you an updated review when I get to use one lol. I hope that I can pee to the Pokemon theme. I'd feel like a real champ. It takes a bit of getting used to, having a high pressure spray of water on your private parts. But, they are great. Many a silly tourist have pressed the wrong button and sprayed the water all over the bathroom instead of their butt! We have installed one at home. It is particularly helpful for post sex cleanup, actually!ย 1 Quote Link to post
MidoriLemonade85 1,856 Posted April 20, 2023 Author Share Posted April 20, 2023 4 hours ago, Chrissy89 said: Nobody could ever hate us B ๐๐ Donโt get arrested, girls. Japanese police can detain you without cause for a month if they feel like it. Keep the shenannigans to the hotel room! ๐ 2 Quote Link to post
Bacardi 9,014 Posted April 20, 2023 Share Posted April 20, 2023 3 minutes ago, MidoriLemonade85 said: Many a silly tourist have pressed the wrong button and sprayed the water all over the bathroom instead of their butt! Well, when you, Chrissy, and I take our girl's trip to Japan you'll teach me right? So I don't end up looking like a stupid American ๐คฃ 1 Quote Link to post
MidoriLemonade85 1,856 Posted April 20, 2023 Author Share Posted April 20, 2023 2 minutes ago, Bacardi said: Well, when you, Chrissy, and I take our girl's trip to Japan you'll teach me right? So I don't end up looking like a stupid American ๐คฃ Absolutely! Happy to be your guide. ๐ 2 Quote Link to post
MidoriLemonade85 1,856 Posted April 20, 2023 Author Share Posted April 20, 2023 2 minutes ago, Bacardi said: Well, when you, Chrissy, and I take our girl's trip to Japan you'll teach me right? So I don't end up looking like a stupid American ๐คฃ I have done all the stupid things already. I learn the hard way. I even went into the boys toilets by accident. Couldnโt read the sign!ย 1 1 Quote Link to post
Bacardi 9,014 Posted April 20, 2023 Share Posted April 20, 2023 3 minutes ago, MidoriLemonade85 said: Absolutely! Happy to be your guide. ๐ Good! And since I speak Italian when us three go to Italy I will be our guide lol. @Chrissy89 do you have a place we can visit? Bonus points if they use Bidets lol. 1 Quote Link to post
MidoriLemonade85 1,856 Posted April 20, 2023 Author Share Posted April 20, 2023 59 minutes ago, Bacardi said: Well, when you, Chrissy, and I take our girl's trip to Japan you'll teach me right? So I don't end up looking like a stupid American ๐คฃ If you click on Kuparโs link above you can see some more pics of Japanese toilets as well as the Japanese toilet I have in my house for when you come Down Under.ย ย I know you will want to pee on my carpet, and thatโs fine, ย but once you have had your fill of that, you can have a go at having your butt sprayed with warm high pressure water from my toilet. Wonderful! ๐ 1 1 Quote Link to post
Bacardi 9,014 Posted April 20, 2023 Share Posted April 20, 2023 12 minutes ago, MidoriLemonade85 said: ย I know you will want to pee on my carpet, and thatโs fine, ย but once you have had your fill of that, you can have a go at having your butt sprayed with warm high pressure water from my toilet. Everything about this sentence turned me on to the max ๐ I willย gladlyย take you up on that offer, bestie.ย 1 1 Quote Link to post
MidoriLemonade85 1,856 Posted April 21, 2023 Author Share Posted April 21, 2023 5 minutes ago, Bacardi said: Everything about this sentence turned me on to the max ๐ I willย gladlyย take you up on that offer, bestie.ย Lovely. See you soon! ๐โ๏ธ 1 Quote Link to post
Wetling 1,174 Posted April 21, 2023 Share Posted April 21, 2023 You two are so sweet. โบ๏ธ 1 Quote Link to post
Chrissy89 1,195 Posted April 21, 2023 Share Posted April 21, 2023 19 hours ago, Bacardi said: Good! And since I speak Italian when us three go to Italy I will be our guide lol. @Chrissy89 do you have a place we can visit? Bonus points if they use Bidets lol. Well Iโve always been a lover of France since Japan has been covered. Iโm pretty sure they have bidets there. We can hop over the border to Italy then fly to Japan. What a trip! ๐ 2 Quote Link to post
Bacardi 9,014 Posted April 21, 2023 Share Posted April 21, 2023 (edited) 2 hours ago, Chrissy89 said: Well Iโve always been a lover of France since Japan has been covered. Iโm pretty sure they have bidets there. We can hop over the border to Italy then fly to Japan. What a trip! ๐ France, Italy, and then Japan! Sounds like the best girls trip ever! Even better knowing you can fly us around in order to save us money ๐คฃ Oh but first we have to stop by mama Midori's house so I can pee on her carpets and in her fancy butt spraying toilet. Edited April 21, 2023 by Bacardi 2 Quote Link to post
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