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Boys or Girls,which 3 famous celebrities would you like to watch pee?


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I was watching the film "Snatched" with Goldie Hawn and Amy Schumer.I liked it anyway,fun.

In it you get to see Amys right breast,and for some reason she decides she needs to "wipe my vagina,because it smells like soup",and you get to see this for a second.

I think shes pretty sexy for a "chunky" girl,and i would certainly watch her pee..

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I remember when "STEPS" were the big thing in the 90s,Lisa Scott-Lee,was the one i wanted to watch have a wee.:toilet:

In one you can see her knickers,a hint of slit even!

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Speaking of celebrities,i was wondering what sexual practices any of these lovely ladies might have engaged in.

Like i was wondering if Mariah Carey has ever had it up the bum,or if she has ever given a golden shower.I bet she loves sloppy blow jobs..Maybe Katy Perry has done a Bukkake session with a few guys splattering her face all at once,maybe she paid a few guys and needed a bit of rough.

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I love cooking programmes, (Nigella Lawson anyone?) and have been watching Jamie and Jimmy's Friday Night Feast on C4. Next week the guest is the lovely American Actress, Liv Tyler. Here's a few early photographs of her, I like to imagine her hitching up that short skirt, crouching to release a powerful jet of delicious gold water!

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One from my lesbian side, one from my hetero side, and one from my funny/nonsense side

 

Woman: Charlize Theron

One of the most gorgeous and hot woman on Earth, she's powerful like a man, and got a ver dark sensuality.  I'd die for a shot at her. One of my actual sex fantasies

 

Man: James McAvoy

He's not sexy in the classical meaning of the term, but that brazen expression really make something start tingling down there

 

Funny and totally OFF turning for what concerns sexual arousal: Jack Nicholson

I find absurdily funny to imagine him as he is now, a bit fat and old, yet with his trademark expression like "Jackie knows best", walking around with demented-like hairs, with that kind of "Sorry, I'm drunk" attitude. One of the few men around the world who are born to be cool-through-"sinister"-ridicolousness, one who gets the more and more classy the less and the less he actually gets

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I recently did some research on 'banned' records in the UK charts...usually for sexual reasons, sometimes political. One such was a record by Jane Birkin and Serge Gainsbourg called Je t'aime... moi non plus. I wanted to find out some more about the couple, and became enthralled with 'Jane Birkin'. I should imagine that as a French woman, she would not shave her pubic hair, and began to fantasise about tasting her natural champagne...a lovely sparkling vintage!

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On 12/16/2017 at 6:08 AM, greedyneedygirl said:

I love cooking programmes, (Nigella Lawson anyone?) and have been watching Jamie and Jimmy's Friday Night Feast on C4. Next week the guest is the lovely American Actress, Liv Tyler. Here's a few early photographs of her, I like to imagine her hitching up that short skirt, crouching to release a powerful jet of delicious gold water!

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Liv Tyler played the part of Arwen in Peter Jackson's LOTR movies. Your post reminds me that I've always wondered about the Elves in Tolkien's stories. Specifically, their bodily functions. The elves were so perfectly made that they were impervious to disease and aging and could recover from injury that would be fatal to humans. So, do they excrete? There would have to be some way to expel excess water.  What would elven pee be like? Strong and noxious like cat piss or sweet with magical properties?

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On 12/19/2017 at 4:05 PM, P-Spud said:

Liv Tyler played the part of Arwen in Peter Jackson's LOTR movies. Your post reminds me that I've always wondered about the Elves in Tolkien's stories. Specifically, their bodily functions. The elves were so perfectly made that they were impervious to disease and aging and could recover from injury that would be fatal to humans. So, do they excrete? There would have to be some way to expel excess water.  What would elven pee be like? Strong and noxious like cat piss or sweet with magical properties?

I bet elven pee would be magical,if you allow an Elf to piss on you,it grants you fertility or something.But as with all magical things,theres a cost.Maybe it removes your potency,once you have fertilised a woman or something.

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13 minutes ago, Grizzly Man said:

90s flash back.  Tiffani thiessen or some may know her as Kelly Kapowski from save by the bell. I would totally sneak into the girls bathroom at bayside high to listen to her pee! Lol

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Dont know the show,but totally agree with your choice!

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