I wonder if any of you ever had a weird sexual experience without actually having sex. I just remembered this incident that happened almost a year ago. My best male friend was at my place. It was late in the evening, we were a little drunk and were watching TV, when he reached under the top of my living room table and pulled out a thick dildo I had forgotten to put away. He admired it for a second, then looked at me and said: "You don't really put that thing inside of you, don't you?" – "Of