If pissing for sexual pleasure were a crime.

[steve25805 126,146]

If pissing for sexual pleasure were a crime, how long would you be banged up for?

Drinking someone's piss or having them drink yours - 5 years.
Giving or receiving golden showers - 4 years.
Wetting yourself on purpose - 2 years
Pissing in the sink, shower, or bath - 1 year
Pissing on a hard indoor surface, eg tiles, lino or hardwood - 2 years 
Pissing on the carpet - 3 years
Pissing on furniture, eg sofas, chairs or tables - 3 years
Making and starring in your own pee porn - 3 years.
Sharing your own home made pee porn publicly - 4 years.
Pissing outside where you might be seen - 2 years.
Pissing outside in full view of total strangers - 4 years.
Deliberately wetting or otherwise peeing on the bed - 4 years.
Deliberately ruining somebody else's carpets, furniture or bed by pissing everywhere - 5 years
Posting fictional or factual peeing erotica stories on  the internet - 1 year.
Pissing against the bedroom or living room or other indoor walls - 3 years
Pissing in a container of some kind - 1 year
Drinking your own pee - 4 years.
Pissing inside a car or some other vehicle - 3 years.
Deliberately pissing all over the floor or against the walls in public toilets - 5 years.
Watching pee porn - 1 year

My own sentence would be quite long - 39 years. lol

[Starks2010 2,197]

23 years 

[Maclir 1,060]

Throw away the key...

[AWN_84 1,443]

26y

[Bacardi 10,134]

34 years! All based on the stuff I want to do. Everything but drinking/having someone drink, golden showers, sharing porn publicly, peeing on someone else's floor and peeing on the wall, I've actually done!

[Kupar 13,340]

40 years here.

[Fanny 773]

Omg I feel bad, 41 years 😈

[mickymoist 3,515]

31 years 😁

[avatar 382]

Only 26 years for me. Plenty of other stuff on my 'bucket list' that I haven't hat the chance to try though.

[Genapee 68]

34 a reasonably long sentence 🙃

[Pee Sensei 291]

38! hm... there's an interesting coincidence involving my age my sentence

[colette888 6,968]

My fucking Lawyer would get me out of trouble... I'd be absolved, after a brief private pissing session with the Judge...

[gldenwetgoose 21,495]

You have a fucking lawyer...   I guess they're more likely to get you off(!) than maybe a tax lawyer or intellectual property lawyer for example.

Personally I think I'm going down(!!) for 39 years - assuming the Double Jeopardy law applies and I only get charged once for multiple offences in the same category?   If the making porn charge includes selfie pee photos then possibly more than that.

[colette888 6,968]

50 minutes ago, gldenwetgoose said:

You have a fucking lawyer...   I guess they're more likely to get you off(!) than maybe a tax lawyer or intellectual property lawyer for example.

Personally I think I'm going down(!!) for 39 years - assuming the Double Jeopardy law applies and I only get charged once for multiple offences in the same category?   If the making porn charge includes selfie pee photos then possibly more than that.

If you need the assistance of my fucking Lawyer, just ask, OK? I'll be glad to help you... after all, you're not such a bad guy... 

[colette888 6,968]

56 minutes ago, gldenwetgoose said:

You have a fucking lawyer...   I guess they're more likely to get you off(!) than maybe a tax lawyer or intellectual property lawyer for example.

Personally I think I'm going down(!!) for 39 years - assuming the Double Jeopardy law applies and I only get charged once for multiple offences in the same category?   If the making porn charge includes selfie pee photos then possibly more than that.

During those long 39 years, I might visit you a few times, just to ... relieve you .. and myself too! LOL

[steamlover6 751]

12 hours ago, epdreamgirl said:

i hope we all get sentenced to the same cell block and can flood it together

That would make all the sins in our lives having been worth it!!

[colette888 6,968]

17 minutes ago, steamlover6 said:

That would make all the sins in our lives having been worth it!!

I'd say...: «the sins would be totally washed away...»

[Alfresco 11,633]

Put it this way, I would be dead before I got out.  Mine would be 55 years.   The only one for which I could not be found guilty would be deliberately ruining someone else’s bed/furniture etc. Even that one is borderline as I have peed on those things, but not with intent to deliberately ruin them.

This does assume that pics and videos of me peeing outdoors count as pee porn.

So, as I am already going down for life, I may as well carry on I guess.

[P155Y 50]

Mine is only 18 years. I guess I get off lightly!

[wetwulf 3,324]

31 for me, unless you count multiple offenses for some of these. I'll let your imagination guess which ones.

[morty98 262]

32 years already... might as well attempt to bump it up to the half century, right?