steve25805 121,206 Posted March 14, 2023 Share Posted March 14, 2023 If pissing for sexual pleasure were a crime, how long would you be banged up for? Drinking someone's piss or having them drink yours - 5 years. Giving or receiving golden showers - 4 years. Wetting yourself on purpose - 2 years Pissing in the sink, shower, or bath - 1 year Pissing on a hard indoor surface, eg tiles, lino or hardwood - 2 years Pissing on the carpet - 3 years Pissing on furniture, eg sofas, chairs or tables - 3 years Making and starring in your own pee porn - 3 years. Sharing your own home made pee porn publicly - 4 years. Pissing outside where you might be seen - 2 years. Pissing outside in full view of total strangers - 4 years. Deliberately wetting or otherwise peeing on the bed - 4 years. Deliberately ruining somebody else's carpets, furniture or bed by pissing everywhere - 5 years Posting fictional or factual peeing erotica stories on the internet - 1 year. Pissing against the bedroom or living room or other indoor walls - 3 years Pissing in a container of some kind - 1 year Drinking your own pee - 4 years. Pissing inside a car or some other vehicle - 3 years. Deliberately pissing all over the floor or against the walls in public toilets - 5 years. Watching pee porn - 1 year My own sentence would be quite long - 39 years. lol 2 Quote Link to post
MonsterKane46 881 Posted March 14, 2023 Share Posted March 14, 2023 the rest of my life since the sink and shower are daily occurrence Quote Link to post
Popular Post Maclir 940 Posted March 14, 2023 Popular Post Share Posted March 14, 2023 Throw away the key... 5 Quote Link to post
Bacardi 9,099 Posted March 15, 2023 Share Posted March 15, 2023 34 years! All based on the stuff I want to do. Everything but drinking/having someone drink, golden showers, sharing porn publicly, peeing on someone else's floor and peeing on the wall, I've actually done! 1 Quote Link to post
Fanny 761 Posted March 15, 2023 Share Posted March 15, 2023 Omg I feel bad, 41 years 😈 1 1 1 Quote Link to post
avatar 371 Posted March 15, 2023 Share Posted March 15, 2023 Only 26 years for me. Plenty of other stuff on my 'bucket list' that I haven't hat the chance to try though. 1 Quote Link to post
Genapee 68 Posted March 16, 2023 Share Posted March 16, 2023 34 a reasonably long sentence 🙃 1 Quote Link to post
epdreamgirl 875 Posted March 16, 2023 Share Posted March 16, 2023 30 if you add up what ive already done, more if you add in my fantasies!! i hope we all get sentenced to the same cell block and can flood it together 😈 2 Quote Link to post
Pee Sensei 288 Posted March 16, 2023 Share Posted March 16, 2023 38! hm... there's an interesting coincidence involving my age my sentence 1 Quote Link to post
colette888 6,917 Posted March 16, 2023 Share Posted March 16, 2023 My fucking Lawyer would get me out of trouble... I'd be absolved, after a brief private pissing session with the Judge... 1 1 1 Quote Link to post
gldenwetgoose 20,230 Posted March 16, 2023 Share Posted March 16, 2023 You have a fucking lawyer... I guess they're more likely to get you off(!) than maybe a tax lawyer or intellectual property lawyer for example. Personally I think I'm going down(!!) for 39 years - assuming the Double Jeopardy law applies and I only get charged once for multiple offences in the same category? If the making porn charge includes selfie pee photos then possibly more than that. 1 Quote Link to post
colette888 6,917 Posted March 16, 2023 Share Posted March 16, 2023 50 minutes ago, gldenwetgoose said: You have a fucking lawyer... I guess they're more likely to get you off(!) than maybe a tax lawyer or intellectual property lawyer for example. Personally I think I'm going down(!!) for 39 years - assuming the Double Jeopardy law applies and I only get charged once for multiple offences in the same category? If the making porn charge includes selfie pee photos then possibly more than that. If you need the assistance of my fucking Lawyer, just ask, OK? I'll be glad to help you... after all, you're not such a bad guy... 1 Quote Link to post
colette888 6,917 Posted March 16, 2023 Share Posted March 16, 2023 56 minutes ago, gldenwetgoose said: You have a fucking lawyer... I guess they're more likely to get you off(!) than maybe a tax lawyer or intellectual property lawyer for example. Personally I think I'm going down(!!) for 39 years - assuming the Double Jeopardy law applies and I only get charged once for multiple offences in the same category? If the making porn charge includes selfie pee photos then possibly more than that. During those long 39 years, I might visit you a few times, just to ... relieve you .. and myself too! LOL 1 Quote Link to post
steamlover6 719 Posted March 16, 2023 Share Posted March 16, 2023 12 hours ago, epdreamgirl said: i hope we all get sentenced to the same cell block and can flood it together That would make all the sins in our lives having been worth it!! Quote Link to post
colette888 6,917 Posted March 16, 2023 Share Posted March 16, 2023 17 minutes ago, steamlover6 said: That would make all the sins in our lives having been worth it!! I'd say...: «the sins would be totally washed away...» 1 Quote Link to post
Alfresco 10,998 Posted March 17, 2023 Share Posted March 17, 2023 Put it this way, I would be dead before I got out. Mine would be 55 years. The only one for which I could not be found guilty would be deliberately ruining someone else’s bed/furniture etc. Even that one is borderline as I have peed on those things, but not with intent to deliberately ruin them. This does assume that pics and videos of me peeing outdoors count as pee porn. So, as I am already going down for life, I may as well carry on I guess. 2 1 Quote Link to post
P155Y 50 Posted March 17, 2023 Share Posted March 17, 2023 Mine is only 18 years. I guess I get off lightly! Quote Link to post
wetwulf 3,184 Posted March 20, 2023 Share Posted March 20, 2023 31 for me, unless you count multiple offenses for some of these. I'll let your imagination guess which ones. Quote Link to post
morty98 197 Posted April 4, 2023 Share Posted April 4, 2023 32 years already... might as well attempt to bump it up to the half century, right? Quote Link to post
MonsterKane46 881 Posted April 5, 2023 Share Posted April 5, 2023 On 3/20/2023 at 9:09 PM, AbbyPeePrincess said: 50 years in prison 😭 do I at least get to pee freely around the prison? what are they gonna do? add more time to your sentence? 🤣🤣 Quote Link to post
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