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If pissing for sexual pleasure were a crime, how long would you be banged up for?

Drinking someone's piss or having them drink yours - 5 years.
Giving or receiving golden showers - 4 years.
Wetting yourself on purpose - 2 years
Pissing in the sink, shower, or bath - 1 year
Pissing on a hard indoor surface, eg tiles, lino or hardwood - 2 years 
Pissing on the carpet - 3 years
Pissing on furniture, eg sofas, chairs or tables - 3 years
Making and starring in your own pee porn - 3 years.
Sharing your own home made pee porn publicly - 4 years.
Pissing outside where you might be seen - 2 years.
Pissing outside in full view of total strangers - 4 years.
Deliberately wetting or otherwise peeing on the bed - 4 years.
Deliberately ruining somebody else's carpets, furniture or bed by pissing everywhere - 5 years
Posting fictional or factual peeing erotica stories on  the internet - 1 year.
Pissing against the bedroom or living room or other indoor walls - 3 years
Pissing in a container of some kind - 1 year
Drinking your own pee - 4 years.
Pissing inside a car or some other vehicle - 3 years.
Deliberately pissing all over the floor or against the walls in public toilets - 5 years.
Watching pee porn - 1 year

My own sentence would be quite long - 39 years. lol

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34 years! All based on the stuff I want to do. Everything but drinking/having someone drink, golden showers, sharing porn publicly, peeing on someone else's floor and peeing on the wall, I've actually done!

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You have a fucking lawyer...   I guess they're more likely to get you off(!) than maybe a tax lawyer or intellectual property lawyer for example.

Personally I think I'm going down(!!) for 39 years - assuming the Double Jeopardy law applies and I only get charged once for multiple offences in the same category?   If the making porn charge includes selfie pee photos then possibly more than that.

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50 minutes ago, gldenwetgoose said:

You have a fucking lawyer...   I guess they're more likely to get you off(!) than maybe a tax lawyer or intellectual property lawyer for example.

Personally I think I'm going down(!!) for 39 years - assuming the Double Jeopardy law applies and I only get charged once for multiple offences in the same category?   If the making porn charge includes selfie pee photos then possibly more than that.

If you need the assistance of my fucking Lawyer, just ask, OK? I'll be glad to help you... after all, you're not such a bad guy... 

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56 minutes ago, gldenwetgoose said:

You have a fucking lawyer...   I guess they're more likely to get you off(!) than maybe a tax lawyer or intellectual property lawyer for example.

Personally I think I'm going down(!!) for 39 years - assuming the Double Jeopardy law applies and I only get charged once for multiple offences in the same category?   If the making porn charge includes selfie pee photos then possibly more than that.

During those long 39 years, I might visit you a few times, just to ... relieve you .. and myself too! LOL

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Put it this way, I would be dead before I got out.  Mine would be 55 years.   The only one for which I could not be found guilty would be deliberately ruining someone else’s bed/furniture etc. Even that one is borderline as I have peed on those things, but not with intent to deliberately ruin them.

This does assume that pics and videos of me peeing outdoors count as pee porn.

So, as I am already going down for life, I may as well carry on I guess.

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