I pissed on my wife's friends car door handle

[pguy2981 930]

So my wife has this friend, lets call her A. A can be kind of a snarky asshole type friend; Gives backhanded compliments and judges others before judging herself. But if there is anything I hate the most about this person, it is that they take HORRIBLE care of themselves AND their pets. There's dirt and grime everywhere, dried animal stains, dirty dishes, and dried mud. For whatever reason, I volunteered to watch her pets while shes away (even though I have problems of my own).

I get there, wade through the aforementioned filth to get her pets outside, and there, smack dab in the middle of the kitchen, I see dog piss and a pile of shit. Thank god it was a dry poo (though I did catch that they had no drinking water of their own for a solid day or so). I should mention that I'm there after midnight, so I'm tired and cranky at that point, which drives me into a quiet fit of anger. I let her pets out to do whatever it is they had to do, marched outside to her car door, whipped it out and sprayed as hard as I could at the door and the handle without a second thought. If she doesn't respect herself and the lives of her pets to clean the biohazard that is her home, I'll just add to it! I continued my torrent for 30 seconds, thoroughly washing her door until I was empty. It isn't the first time I've peed at her place somewhere that wasn't the toilet (her toilet was broken once and she let me use the back shed, so I can only assume she pissed outside for convenience as well). It is the first time that I've disrespected her belongings though. I hope she has fun opening the door now that I've soiled it with piss, since she seems to like that her pets touch a similar filth on a day to day basis.

In the end, it was actually kind of fun. Do you think I should piss inside somewhere next time? Perhaps on one of her carpets?

[LovelyLillSpade 25]

Yes.  😌

[pguy2981 930]

12 hours ago, LovelyLillSpade said:

Yes.  😌

Idk if I posted it but I definitely pissed all over her carpet and curtains. It was really fun and I don't feel bad for making a mess because its already a mess! I really thought about taking a huge one all over her bed since it looked like shit anyways. Think she would notice when she got back?

[colette888 6,917]

While it's none of my business, of course, your posts did trigger some of my curiosity and interest, so, if I'm allowed, I'd like to ask what kind of *friendiship* ties your wife to that person? Anyway, I'm convinced that pissing on a car-doorhandle isn't such an effective revenge tool, in short time the pee evaporates from there, leaving very little trace... On her bed, right in the middle, it seems to me a much bigger provocation...

[Havelock 1,388]

16 hours ago, colette888 said:

While it's none of my business, of course, your posts did trigger some of my curiosity and interest, so, if I'm allowed, I'd like to ask what kind of *friendiship* ties your wife to that person? Anyway, I'm convinced that pissing on a car-doorhandle isn't such an effective revenge tool, in short time the pee evaporates from there, leaving very little trace... On her bed, right in the middle, it seems to me a much bigger provocation...

Pee, like eggs can actually badly etch automotive paint. I can mean serious and expensive damage. 

[colette888 6,917]

6 hours ago, Havelock said:

Pee, like eggs can actually badly etch automotive paint. I can mean serious and expensive damage. 

I frankly wasn't much aware of that... Perhaps, because my usual pee is extremely diluted, I'm sure it's harmless... I knew though that doggie's one can provoke very persistent stains... me, being such a bitch, must be an exception!

[pguy2981 930]

On 4/22/2023 at 6:05 AM, colette888 said:

While it's none of my business, of course, your posts did trigger some of my curiosity and interest, so, if I'm allowed, I'd like to ask what kind of *friendiship* ties your wife to that person? Anyway, I'm convinced that pissing on a car-doorhandle isn't such an effective revenge tool, in short time the pee evaporates from there, leaving very little trace... On her bed, right in the middle, it seems to me a much bigger provocation...

This person is more of a useful person to keep around when we need something (a garden tool or help watching the pets) than an actual friend that you would regularly hang out with. I thought about going on her bed, but I couldn't help but think if she had hidden cameras in her room and the consequences that could come from that action. Not that those consequences amount to much other than feeling bad for getting caught

Next time for sure!

[colette888 6,917]

2 hours ago, pguy2981 said:

This person is more of a useful person to keep around when we need something (a garden tool or help watching the pets) than an actual friend that you would regularly hang out with. I thought about going on her bed, but I couldn't help but think if she had hidden cameras in her room and the consequences that could come from that action. Not that those consequences amount to much other than feeling bad for getting caught

Next time for sure!

OK, I now understand the many facets of the situation... You certainly can count on my sympathy, but be careful, the world is full of resentful people...