Popular Post Havelock 1,548 Posted February 12, 2023 Popular Post Share Posted February 12, 2023 (edited) This memory was prompted by the thread asking if people talk to platonic friends about peeing. I tend to put on poker face and engage in nonchalant conversation if peeing comes up in a social or professional context. However, there are some exceptions... Years ago I was solo at a good friend's wedding. It was over a weekend at a huge estate with many of us staying on site for the weekend. At the rehearsal dinner I was talking to an attractive brunette girl who was one of the bridesmaid. We were doing the usual "where are you from?" and she said I'm from X (in the US) but I grew up partly in France. I said, that's crazy because I also spent time growing up in France. She instantly said, "it was quite the contrast wasn't it?" I said yes it sure was. We then dove into a discussion of the differences we experienced of growing up in US vs. France. Within the first 5 minutes of what would be a 45min conversation she brought up the topic of peeing. "... and then they pee anywhere and everywhere in France." I said, I know. She recounted being on a school field trip and she and some of the others had to pee. They stopped the bus in the country and everyone that had to pee (male and female) got off. She was like WTF and asked her teacher what she was supposed to do. The teacher told her to squat and pee. Apparently she then followed her teacher to squat in the bushes while some were already peeing beside the bus. She had never seen so many boys and girls pee like that. She said people were always peeing outside. I could infer from her talking about it, that she did not just want to share a funny cultural observance but she liked talking about peeing. I told her a story about going to summer school and not being let back in that classroom during to recess to pee. I was told that I was outside, so pee. Then I talked about peeing in the streets with girls when partying and she concurred. Eventually the conversation turned to sex and the openness to it in France and the early age that sex was happening compared to the US. She poked me in the chest when I smiled at that saying, "you probably liked that," and I replied "I sense you liked that too." Fast forward into the wedding. Saturday night we were at the afterparty. I had danced with her, we ended up outside on the patio. We decided to walk around the gardens in the light of a rather full moon. She was wearing a very fashionable, long, bridesmaid dress with a big cut up the side. As we were walking she said "je dois faire pipi,” stepped under a garden arch, reached under her long dress to pull down her underwear and dropped into a low squat in the moonlight. She began to water the gravel. I was pleasantly surprised by the turn of events and approached to look down at her. She smiled up at me and I remember she had flowers in her hair. “pipi?” she asked. At which point I thought, why not? So I unzipped, pulled out my cock and started to water the bush beside her. Her pee dwindled to stop and eventually mine also with a few last spurts. Still squatting, she reached out to shake my cock and got a drop on her hand. She licked that off and I pulled her up standing and we immediately started kissing. Perhaps it was my imagination but it tasted a little salty like the drips she licked from her hand. I still had my cock out which was raging hard and her panties were still at her knees. Slipping my hand up the high hem, I felt across to her slit. The wetness of her pussy was a combination of a few drops of her pee and her excitement. We ended up having sex past the arch in part of the garden with stone pedestals, benches and a small fountain. It was almost surreal in the moonlight like it was out of some ancient ritual. After we both peed again on the gravel and went back to the party to find more champaign. A definite life experience. Edited February 12, 2023 by Havelock typos 11 3 33 Link to post
Chris50p 76 Posted February 12, 2023 Share Posted February 12, 2023 Good story. Bonjour de France. Link to post
avatar 382 Posted February 12, 2023 Share Posted February 12, 2023 Holy hell man, that was a really hot recounting! Link to post
janhoznk 0 Posted February 12, 2023 Share Posted February 12, 2023 Thanks for letting us live the experience too! Link to post
Alfresco 11,677 Posted February 13, 2023 Share Posted February 13, 2023 Blimey, that was one wedding that you'll be forever grateful that you attended @Havelock. Super hot experience and so good that you both were able to recreate the relaxed atmosphere of your youth and pee outside. I have heard that France is one of the places with a particularly relaxed attitude to peeing outside, but the only experience I have had of it was seeing a woman pee on the beach next to the water in Cannes and a guy nonchalantly peeing on the grass in a park. I obviously haven't spent enough time in France...... Must rectify that sometime. 1 1 Link to post
Kupar 13,395 Posted February 13, 2023 Share Posted February 13, 2023 Tremendous! Both the experience and the account - thanks @Havelock! 1 Link to post
Overlord 452 Posted February 18, 2023 Share Posted February 18, 2023 Hell yeah brother! What a fantastic story, thanks for sharing. I wish something like that would happen to me someday. 1 Link to post
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