Question for the Men 🤔

[Bacardi 10,134]

Do you hold it like a joint, or a cigarette? 

Personally, I prefer the joint 😁

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I know the Tweet is likely supposed to be a joke but to answer truthfully, neither. You hold whatever you smoke from below and your penis from above, totally different grips lol

[mickymoist 3,514]

Often don't hold it at all, just let it do its thing 😁

[Qwertyboy 189]

sometimes i just dont hold it at all and just spray whatever my target is and other times when its a little hard and grown enough, i will hold it with my whole hand and i can sorta feel it in my penis if that makes sense

[Bacardi 10,134]

31 minutes ago, avatar said:

I know the Tweet is likely supposed to be a joke but to answer truthfully, neither. You hold whatever you smoke from below and your penis from above, totally different grips lol

*my fantasies slowly die inside of me*

[Chrissy89 1,208]

1 hour ago, Bacardi said:

Do you hold it like a joint, or a cigarette? 

Personally, I prefer the joint 😁

Lmao!! 🤣🤣

[LovesToWet 3,802]

I'm small so more like I'm using a pair of tweezers lol

[Kupar 13,340]

14 minutes ago, LovesToWet said:

I'm small so more like I'm using a pair of tweezers lol

We *know* that's not true lol

[gldenwetgoose 21,495]

Erm - how does one hold a joint ?

I suspect neither in my case - usually two fingers below and thumb gently on top.

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6 minutes ago, gldenwetgoose said:

Erm - how does one hold a joint ?

I suspect neither in my case - usually two fingers below and thumb gently on top.

I think the stereotypical joint grip is pinching it between your thumb and the index finger, like in the picture on the right. People will tell you it's about the shape or whatever, but in practice I've found it really doesn't matter how the hell you hold it.

[Kupar 13,340]

Err ... like a fire hose?

[gldenwetgoose 21,495]

Actually - I tend to hold mine more like the same way I use my left hand to support my camera (whilst doing a different kind of exposing and shooting).   Of course the girth is a bit smaller in my case...

 

 

[Chrissy89 1,208]

Guys, this is just fascinating from a females perspective 🤣

its making me jealous! 

[Euro 346]

I would add that it is rather temperature dependant

Eg If it is V cold and you be outside and your fingers are cold, it's as much a matter of carefully fishing your shrunken dick out and not holding it much, if at all. Don't want to be making it any colder....

[Maclir 1,060]

It depends on what I'm wearing.  If I'm naked, I just let it hang there.  If I'm standing at a urinal, with m thg fly unzipped, my thumb on top, two fingers underneath, pushing down the elastic of my undies.

Maybe you just need to see me in action, @Bacardi

[Scot_Lover 1,877]

I …. Err, just let it do it’s thing, it’s kind of big enough not to be a problem.

If it does need to be held, I have a willing helper, lol.

At home though, I just sit on potty, that way I don’t get brain damage because I left the seat up.

 

[Chrissy89 1,208]

7 minutes ago, Scot_Lover said:

At home though, I just sit on potty, that way I don’t get brain damage because I left the seat up.

Lmao!!! 

[Kupar 13,340]

This thread has reminded me of my riposte to an insult that has never happened ... I'm waiting for the moment when, stood at a urinal, struggling with my fly, someone says to me with a smirk "Having difficulty finding it?" ...

... to which my lightning fast reply is "No. Having difficulty lifting it."

It'll never happen I know.

[Bacardi 10,134]

Me and my twin @Chrissy89 taking down all the useful information in this post to discuss thoroughly later:

[Bacardi 10,134]

3 minutes ago, Kupar said:

This thread has reminded me of my riposte to an insult that has never happened ... I'm waiting for the moment when, stood at a urinal, struggling with my fly, someone says to me with a smirk "Having difficulty finding it?" ...

... to which my lightning fast reply is "No. Having difficulty lifting it."

It'll never happen I know.

Until the day you walk into the bathroom and I'm at the urinal just waiting to ask you this question. We will make your dreams come true, Kupar! Don't worry! 

[Chrissy89 1,208]

Just now, Bacardi said:

Me and my twin @Chrissy89 taking down all the useful information in this post to discuss thoroughly later:

Absolutely! @gldenwetgoose with his camera hand (could have guessed that)

@Kuparwith his fire hose 😳

@Scot_Lover @pguy2981and @Maclir who just don’t … yous ain’t getting near my toilet! 
 

[Kupar 13,340]

3 minutes ago, Bacardi said:

Until the day you walk into the bathroom and I'm at the urinal just waiting to ask you this question. We will make your dreams come true, Kupar! Don't worry! 

😍  You can even help find, err, lift it for me if you like @Bacardi!

[hold_on 133]

I'm on the small side too so since mine doesn't "hang", I have to push it down slightly to make sure I pee into the toilet 😂

[Scot_Lover 1,877]

4 minutes ago, Chrissy89 said:

Absolutely! @gldenwetgoose with his camera hand (could have guessed that)

@Kuparwith his fire hose 😳

@Scot_Lover @pguy2981and @Maclir who just don’t … yous ain’t getting near my toilet! 
 

Rofl. C’mon, just because I don’t need to hold it doesn’t mean it’s not aimed well, but I’ll sit down if you like.

 

[Chrissy89 1,208]

4 minutes ago, Scot_Lover said:

Rofl. C’mon, just because I don’t need to hold it doesn’t mean it’s not aimed well, but I’ll sit down if you like.

 

Hun, if my man would sit then I wouldn’t need to clean my toilet twice a day 🤣