LovesToWet 2,828 Posted January 27 Share Posted January 27 This is just for fun. How long would you be in jail for? I'd be lock up for 49 years 2 Quote Link to post
Popular Post Bacardi 7,934 Posted January 27 Popular Post Share Posted January 27 34 years. For someone who is asexual, that's quite a lot lol. I gave myself the 5 years for the sex tape for the pee audio/video I record. Because I literally consider it to be a sex tape 🤣 2 1 2 Quote Link to post
Sexismygod 1,742 Posted January 27 Share Posted January 27 I'm obviously a reprobate ... I'll be put away for 53 years. A lifetime sentence for a lifetime of fun. Not unreasonable 😂 1 3 Quote Link to post
Popular Post gldenwetgoose 18,414 Posted January 27 Popular Post Share Posted January 27 It's a great find, and thanks for sharing. I can't help but think though, it's been put together by someone with a very vanilla view of sex (and who was possibly a virgin). I mean, the whole premise of sex being a crime - and you really can't win if there's time to be served for lights on AND lights off ??? Then the penalties for the bed you don't own and whilst drunk - who of us hasn't had a holiday hotel drunken shag? That's nine or ten whole years in one go, maybe fifteen if it's someone you picked up in the hotel bar. Most enlightening though is the complete avoidance of anything fetish - yes sex with toys and owning toys are on there, but what about sentences for actual fetish sex.... bruising, drawing blood, being bound, cosplay and of course golden sex. I do notice the nearly non-existent penalty for watching porn and absolutely nothing for masturbation (referring to my virgin comment above). PS - anyone want to help me improve on 42 years. A three-or-moresome including some same-sex friends, outdoors whilst being taped seems a reasonable starting point. 1 4 2 Quote Link to post
LovesToWet 2,828 Posted January 27 Author Share Posted January 27 20 minutes ago, gldenwetgoose said: Anyone want to help me improve on 42 years. A three-or-moresome including some same-sex friends, outdoors whilst being taped seems a reasonable starting point. I'm sure me and plenty of others on here will be more than willing to help you out gaining more points. I'm definitely up for the 3 or more 😉😉 And yes, it was probably made up by someone who's had a boring sex life so far 1 3 Quote Link to post
Kupar 10,781 Posted January 27 Share Posted January 27 27 minutes ago, gldenwetgoose said: PS - anyone want to help me improve on 42 years. A three-or-moresome including some same-sex friends, outdoors whilst being taped seems a reasonable starting point. I'm inside for the rest of my life, put it that way. So I might as well be hung for a sheep as for a lamb... 3 1 Quote Link to post
pguy2981 849 Posted January 27 Share Posted January 27 40 years for me! I would love to cross off sex while high, drunk, and with someone off-limits (whatever that means lol) to get the grand total to 50 haha. 3 Quote Link to post
mickymoist 2,999 Posted January 27 Share Posted January 27 5 years for 'in a bed neither of you own' if you rent an apartment that's harsh! 😃 35 for me, most of my crimes were a long time ago, can I get off with time served? 1 2 Quote Link to post
Kupar 10,781 Posted January 27 Share Posted January 27 11 minutes ago, mickymoist said: ... can I get off with time served? Whatever gets you off I guess 😉 1 Quote Link to post
Maclir 783 Posted January 27 Share Posted January 27 63 years. I'm a bad, bad man. 2 1 Quote Link to post
LovesToWet 2,828 Posted January 27 Author Share Posted January 27 1 hour ago, Qwertyboy said: 4 years yikes REALLY? Lol Quote Link to post
REBob 123 Posted January 27 Share Posted January 27 51 years! Would love to tick threesome and same sex off that list though 2 Quote Link to post
Bacardi 7,934 Posted January 27 Share Posted January 27 5 hours ago, gldenwetgoose said: PS - anyone want to help me improve on 42 years. A three-or-moresome including some same-sex friends, outdoors whilst being taped seems a reasonable starting point. I was like here comes Goose with his long winded, highly detailed and technical explanations but once I got here I was relieved lol. I got you for sex with friends and three or more if we find a third person 🤣 @Kupar maybe. Then you can cross off three at once! 1 Quote Link to post
Maclir 783 Posted January 27 Share Posted January 27 Well, there were only 2 that I missed, before 18 (too late to cross t hat off now) and same sex. 1 Quote Link to post
Popular Post Sophie 20,424 Posted January 28 Popular Post Share Posted January 28 41 years. I've been a bad girl... 2 3 Quote Link to post
LovesToWet 2,828 Posted January 28 Author Share Posted January 28 10 hours ago, REBob said: 51 years! Would love to tick threesome and same sex off that list though MMF threesome and your sorted. And that's the 2 I'd love to tick off aswell 1 Quote Link to post
REBob 123 Posted January 28 Share Posted January 28 1 hour ago, LovesToWet said: MMF threesome and your sorted. And that's the 2 I'd love to tick off aswell Easier say than done, I fear.... 1 Quote Link to post
LovesToWet 2,828 Posted January 28 Author Share Posted January 28 10 minutes ago, REBob said: Easier say than done, I fear.... You are right there. Sadly I think a threesome will just remain a fantasy of mine 2 Quote Link to post
gldenwetgoose 18,414 Posted January 28 Share Posted January 28 12 hours ago, Bacardi said: I was like here comes Goose with his long winded, highly detailed and technical explanations but once I got here I was relieved lol. I got you for sex with friends and three or more if we find a third person 🤣 @Kupar maybe. Then you can cross off three at once! Your plane ticket is in the post @Bacardi Hmmm... Wonder how many years you could add for mile-high wet sex with an airline pilot? 7 hours ago, Sophie said: 41 years. I've been a bad girl... Barely half way to the total sentence - 6/10 Must Try Harder. I'm kidding of course, you're perfectly naughty. 🥰 2 1 Quote Link to post
Qwertyboy 184 Posted January 28 Share Posted January 28 17 hours ago, LovesToWet said: REALLY? Lol yeah, im not getting any action Quote Link to post
Hightower 453 Posted January 29 Share Posted January 29 On 1/27/2023 at 7:58 AM, LovesToWet said: This is just for fun. How long would you be in jail for? I'd be lock up for 49 years 31 or 34 depending on how you count owning sex toys! I've bought them but for someone else. Sex while high I've counted but it's also questionable, had sex after a couple of keys of coke but having sex with pilly willy would be like trying to play snooker with your shoelace Quote Link to post
LukeDZ 43 Posted January 30 Share Posted January 30 Well that's worrying, scored 59. 🤣 Quote Link to post
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