pop-a-squat 12,238 Posted January 27, 2023 Share Posted January 27, 2023 I remember when I was growing up my parents would encourage my brother to water some of our potted plants indoors so he could practice his aim. I was also allowed to piss on them however I wanted to. To this day I like to piss in potted plants. Is this something you’d ever intentionally do? What do you think of the idea of teaching your son to aim this way? 3 Quote Link to post
Johnboy777 3,389 Posted January 27, 2023 Share Posted January 27, 2023 8 minutes ago, pop-a-squat said: I remember when I was growing up my parents would encourage my brother to water some of our potted plants indoors so he could practice his aim. I was also allowed to piss on them however I wanted to. To this day I like to piss in potted plants. Is this something you’d ever intentionally do? What do you think of the idea of teaching your son to aim this way? When I was much younger my 2 half sisters had many potted plants in our house, and it became one of my jobs to water them, a job which I faithfully performed...but not in the manner they wanted. My aim became really good because of this job. 1 1 2 Quote Link to post
oliver2 3,854 Posted January 27, 2023 Share Posted January 27, 2023 3 hours ago, Johnboy777 said: When I was much younger my 2 half sisters had many potted plants in our house, and it became one of my jobs to water them, a job which I faithfully performed...but not in the manner they wanted. My aim became really good because of this job. Did the plants flourish under your personal care? Quote Link to post
Johnboy777 3,389 Posted January 27, 2023 Share Posted January 27, 2023 1 hour ago, oliver2 said: Did the plants flourish under your personal care? Absolutely. They got 2 kinds of water everyday, my personal blend, and plain ol' spigot water. Good variety. 1 Quote Link to post
avatar 371 Posted January 27, 2023 Share Posted January 27, 2023 Oh, this hasn't ever occured to me but you are right, that might be a fun thing to do! We've always had a lot of potted plants at home when growing but, but unfortunatelly they are all in comunal areas and (as far as I know), noone has ever peed into them. 1 Quote Link to post
MasterDarcy 429 Posted January 27, 2023 Share Posted January 27, 2023 I would actually need to look into what urine would do to a plant. I'm not a Herbology or a Botanist. If it was safe for the plant, then sure. Nothing like a case of recycling. 😉 Quote Link to post
pguy2981 926 Posted January 27, 2023 Share Posted January 27, 2023 Every morning when I was living at home, I would pee in my moms plants. Theres also a video of me out there using the plants where I currently live. Its fun to use plants 1 Quote Link to post
ChrisS 431 Posted January 31, 2023 Share Posted January 31, 2023 I've been looking for awhile for a plant that could survive on just pee, without any plain water. Does anyone have any potted plants that have survived this? The best plant I've found in my research is called a Salt Rush (Juncus lesueurii) but it's really hard to find for sale. If I ever found a plant that would survive, I would definitely intend to have my girlfriend be fully in charge of "watering"! In the past, she's peed in a cup which we've diluted with plain water and then used to fertilize our plants but we care a lot about our house plants so haven't been willing to pee straight on them in case it hurts/kills them. Quote Link to post
WetMart 977 Posted February 24, 2023 Share Posted February 24, 2023 I’ve not pissed on potted plants in the house to be honest. I have pissed on plants in the garden and they have survived Quote Link to post
Alpian 464 Posted March 5, 2023 Share Posted March 5, 2023 Although it definitely is a secret dream of me to have a visiting house friend use my potted plants as her makeshift toilet, I'd not purposely grow them just to be peed in. And I haven't tried myself, as male piss is not the same to me as a sexy lady's pee. Honestly, part of the turn-on would be to see whether the plant flourishes or withers. But I wouldn't consciously harm my plants. Also, I'd be somewhat sceptical as to the smell as the pee decomposes - not sure how much of an issue that'd be? I've been trying to find a potted plant that does kind of invite being peed into but still serving as house decoration for the 99,9% of time it will not be used as such. Haven't found any yet, so I'm sure even when left alone and without a toilet available for use, the ladies frequenting my place wouldn't choose my plants as their first choice to empty their bladders 😞 . Quote Link to post
naughty_rosie 554 Posted April 9, 2023 Share Posted April 9, 2023 I have many potted plants around my house but believe it or not, I don't put any of them to pee in. I have proper toilet in my house so I just water and fertilize them with my pee... I never regard them my personal toilet with flowers or plants lol Quote Link to post
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